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skiunit101
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okay so here is the deal.  My ski resort DMR is doing a poetry contest and who ever has the best poem wins. sounds really gay right? well my mountain is a total rip off and i dont want to pay 400$ for a pass up there.  the theme is "deck the hills". im in my english and we are doing gay ass poetry and i completly suck at it and need help with this. if you guys can give me some ideas on what i should do that would be awesome!

dont forget MAD KARMA

Nov 24 2008 6:35PM
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SteezyOhio
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haha yea poetry sucks but i was good at it when i did it
so i'm thinkn you talk about everything thats wrong with the mountain and what you truly enjoy about the mountain and end it with a quote from rage against the machines
Nov 24 2008 6:39PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am part of a fucking, sick crew.
We shred it up, all day long.
Often afterwords, we'll play some beer pong.
I love my mountain,
I hope it stays a gaper-free fountain,
There's pillows of snow
There aint shit to mow.
But thats what we like,
No dirt in sight.
I'll try and try with all our might
To win this poetic contest
For, without a pass, i'll be quite depressed.
Durango Mountain Resort,
You are the best.
I sure as hell would attest.


Bam mother fucker.

I mean its terrible but I am really bored.
Nov 24 2008 6:48PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16
no man that was fuckin sick. you get mad karma for that haha. if you want to help some more that would be awesome!!
Nov 24 2008 7:39PM
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eastside
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-karma for saying ++k...
Nov 24 2008 7:43PM
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Dainsey
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damn karma bein thrown all over tha place!

deck the hills?
can you broaden?

wats that meen
Nov 24 2008 8:23PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16

well you dont have to use deck the hills..

you can pretty much say what ever you want..idk i guess they just needed a theme

Nov 24 2008 8:28PM
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JEWbacca
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Low Pants

Fat Stance

Fat Skis

Cork 3's

Its short but thats all i got right now ill try and think of some more later.

Nov 24 2008 8:50PM
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strongmark
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There once was a deck on a hill
Attached to a run-down old mill
The mill soon fell down
And crashed into town
Killing a young man named Bill.

Limericks are the quickest way to anyones heart.

Nov 24 2008 9:22PM
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Jordan
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Sounds like some 3oh!3 lyrics right thur.



And to that other bastard that says -karma for saying ++karam... I hate you. Stop posting on peoples threads being a douche. I mean I know you are trying to be cute, but you're kind of a dick. Oh wait, not kind of.
Nov 24 2008 9:23PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Karma*
Nov 24 2008 9:24PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16
oh no my karma!!!!!
Nov 24 2008 9:30PM
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Jordan
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You sir are a god.
Nov 24 2008 9:33PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16

By far the best one yet!! come on guys, lets see more!!!

mad karma for you man, dope poem

Nov 24 2008 9:35PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16
k lets try this again....i need your help NS!
Nov 28 2008 12:19AM
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