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BootrosKrunk
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What are some technical ways to describe ordinary jobs or things?

A couple examples:

Sanitation engineer - dish boy
waste technician - garbage man

Nov 24 2008 6:12AM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
Team Member - every stupid job they have at wal mart
Nov 24 2008 6:33AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
a petrol transfer engineer

gas station attendant
Nov 24 2008 8:33AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
add consultant to anything retail oriented and bam you've got a glorified job. ie. I was a Furniture Sales Associate at Staples.

can't remember what this was from but Master of the Custodial Arts
Nov 24 2008 8:55AM
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wh@t
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"Sandwich Artist" -Subways. i win.
Nov 24 2008 9:03AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
ya that's a good one
Nov 24 2008 11:36AM
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QuazBotch
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senior O2 to CO2 conversion specialist
Nov 24 2008 11:45AM
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[MEGAMO]
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courtesy clerk

aka kid who bags groceries
Nov 24 2008 11:47AM
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Malcolm
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custodial technitian.  a janitor
Nov 24 2008 11:51AM
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fujarome
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a master of the custodial arts...or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it
Nov 24 2008 11:53AM
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Drew.C
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homosexual = queer
Nov 24 2008 11:57AM
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ataraxia
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ahahahha sandwich artist made me roflwaffle
Nov 24 2008 12:00PM
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SteezyOhio
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hahahaha half baked best movie ever
"abba zaba you my only friend"
Nov 24 2008 12:02PM
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Dustin.
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Breakfast Club bro
Nov 24 2008 1:01PM
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Dustin.
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And I forgot Half Baked used that too, but it was originally in the Breakfast Club
Nov 24 2008 1:03PM
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C00N3Y
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i LOL'd
Nov 24 2008 1:32PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
at dairy queen we have

"Shift Leader"- Wear a red shirt
Nov 24 2008 1:33PM
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hype
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ah wut? you said consultant, then associate?
Nov 24 2008 1:44PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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"massage therapists" -  hooker


YOUR A HOOKER!
Nov 24 2008 2:17PM
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skierdudeguy
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haha i like it
Nov 24 2008 3:00PM
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lalalalaura
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I used to feed and clean dog kennels at a boarding kennel, "Canine Comfort Technician"
Nov 24 2008 3:01PM
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comeatmebro
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i'm a sales clerk AKA cashier.
Nov 24 2008 3:06PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
golf cart washer- cart attendent


Nov 24 2008 3:06PM
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Peter.
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people that manage like 10 people at wegmans are called "service team leaders"

and the front end runners (the manager's bitch) are called "manager's assistants"
Nov 24 2008 3:21PM
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KRASHED
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whoops, my bad, I meant to say associate at the start, consultants manage the associates...
Nov 24 2008 3:37PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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brand rep- aka t-shirt folder/cashier at pacsun, and associates get to play with the regster
Nov 24 2008 4:55PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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has no one seen grandmas boy or what?!
Nov 24 2008 5:02PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
vertical propulsion engineer= liftie
Nov 24 2008 5:09PM
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hellomynameisjef
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Mr. Clean= some dudes bitch
Nov 24 2008 5:12PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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master of the custodial arts- janitor
Nov 24 2008 5:13PM
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sethski
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wegmans has to be the greatest grocery store ever
Nov 24 2008 5:17PM
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BootrosKrunk
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
I think sandwich artist takes the cake... hahaha

by the way there is a framed and autographed long sleeve jared shirt at the subway in my school... I want to jack that shit so bad ahahh
Nov 24 2008 10:54PM
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popNfresh44
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hahahaha

thank you scientist
Nov 24 2008 11:04PM
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