Replying to So two nights ago i got wasted..

and shattered my right knee cap. ouch.  i was walking out of my buddies house in akron ohio, he goes to college there, and slipped on the concrete steps that lead up to the front porch. i didnt realize the 2 inches of ice that covered them, needless to say i completely ate shit and landed directly on my knee, luckily  i still had some whiskey left to sooth the pain. next day i woke up and couldnt walk on it. i iced it all day and come nighttime i decided it would be a good idea (dont ask why)  to go back to the same house and party again. so i partied all night until these cocky ass dudes rolled up and tried to crash our party. i was on the pong table, and they kept making fun of my EC headwear beanie. i have a very bad temper, even worse when drunk. so i stepped up to the kid and asked him wtf his deal was. out of nowhere this kid wants to fight me, i laughed and asked him if he knew how to wrestle. he said he understood the basics of it, so we took it outside in the snow. (keep in mind ive been limping all night lol)  so i set the rules up, they were pretty simple... dont hit my right knee on purpose and i wont choke you till you pass out, which in my mind is completely fair, we both agreed and proceeded to go at it. well he ended up getting pissed because he couldnt get me down so he kicked my right knee on purpose, and the pain was so intense that i completely froze, which gave this dbag the opportunity to tackle me to the ground. at this point i was like fuck it, i managed to squirm my way out from underneath the kid (hes atleast 180 or so and im 145) and got on his back, wrapped my legs around his stomach and got him in a double fish hook camel clutch, and then got him in a nice choke hold and proceeded to squeeze the air out of the kid with my legs until he would give up... he tapped out before passing out. and i pretty much embarrassed him infront of the entire party because they all came out to watch.

 moral of the story, dont fight like a dirty whore unless you can face the consequences. claim. no pictures, no videos... yet.

 anybody else have any similar experiences?