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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
So I made my girlfriend an NS account (ilikenutz) for fun because she always sees me on it and wanted to try. She skis, so it's legit. But she's been browsing around and is slowly noticing all the NS jokes and crap, and asks me about them. Tonight she said, "Oh yeah, what's with everyone's obsession with peeing in butts??" I had a good laugh and explained it to her. There are so many weird NS things. It's hilarious seeing a newcomer get acclimated with NS. Anyone else got any stories of "outsiders" finding out about weird NS stuff?
Nov 22 2008 1:57AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
ohhh the spork...
Nov 22 2008 2:01AM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
Lol, all of the random epic stories that I laugh por hours at. I show a friend em and he/she gives me the weirdest looks ever. I guess only NS'ers like stories about cellphones, toilets and constipation...
Nov 22 2008 2:08AM
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NeonCandy
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
hahaha thats good
Nov 22 2008 2:10AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
yea, now that you mention it, there are a lot of weird, inside ns jokes around.

it also weird to think of all the stuff that newer members missed, even i haven't been here for that long (browsed since 2004, joined in 2005) and i still remember some of the stuff

like the 100k members, tanners ankles (when it was new) hot girl thread, robe and wizard hat when it was first posted, the race to 20,000 posts that i'm pretty sure got people banned, and also the rickroll era when rick rolling was punishable by banning

so many glorious wasted hours on here...
Nov 22 2008 2:31AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
ns could bring up some good conversations between you and her but be careful what you say you dont know whta she reads
Nov 22 2008 2:31AM
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Evan.Frazee
Posts: 2285 - Karma: -33
just drop some in every once in a while like before you do the dirty drop the old "i put my robe and wizard hat on" and maybe if she catches it shell drop one back like "afterbang me like a hammer" or just look at you dumb. Or just drop a claim one time when shes telling a story.
Nov 22 2008 2:39AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
until you know
bang me like a hammer
i put on my robe and wizard hat
how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
and how to butcher tom wallisches name
you are not a true nser
Nov 22 2008 2:42AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
you clearly forgot wisdom teeth and constipation...
and my personal favorite, the MILF video.
Nov 22 2008 2:48AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
hahahaha oh god the milf video. didnt he have a thing with his teacher too?
Nov 22 2008 2:49AM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
and your icons back story
Nov 22 2008 3:16AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
oh god, so many memories on this site. ilovejennifer, fucking NANTUCKET!!!!!!!
Nov 22 2008 3:18AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
NS Spellchecker
Nov 22 2008 3:24AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
...I've been on this site too long, and too much.
Nov 22 2008 3:31AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
So after you explained it to her, did you pee in her butt?
Nov 22 2008 4:16AM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
Steezyweezy or whatever that guys name was.
I just got off an 8 hour snowmaking shift so I can't think.
Nov 22 2008 4:17AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
... Okay that's the first time I've ever used that and probably the last, but come on, how did no one do that before me. You're slipping, NSG. Shame. Shame.

Oh, and also, cool story hansel.
Nov 22 2008 4:17AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
I never liked that phrase to be honest, ev time I saw it i was thinking the kid who said it was like 5 years old. Idk just my 10 c
Nov 22 2008 4:32AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Hell yeah!
Nov 22 2008 5:33AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
I was going to post that, but I resisted. However, I was surprised noone before me even posted it... haha
Nov 22 2008 2:39PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
ahahah holy shit i forgot about the MILF video that was way back when i just became a member
Nov 22 2008 2:55PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
and faunt

and how shawn can give anyone a boner
Nov 22 2008 2:56PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
ut how his friends can give any one a boner n00b!!!!1!!!


also the 20k post race was awesome, mad people got the post reset to 0 and shit
Nov 22 2008 3:09PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
How has nobody mentioned Lil_G?
Nov 22 2008 3:37PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
Lil_G is still around, he hasn't posted an edit in awhile though, Start any thread about black people, and i assure you he'll post in it
Nov 22 2008 3:43PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61

"best gaper quotes"

"thats so red bull"

"SEARCHBAR NOOB"

Nov 22 2008 3:45PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
Lateralis
milf video
dont shave your ass hair
Nov 22 2008 3:45PM
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ThaLorax
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i'm pretty sure he's gone. he hasn't posted in like 6 months to a year.
Nov 22 2008 3:45PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/396628/

nov 17th. I'm pretty sure thats him
Nov 22 2008 3:47PM
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ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
although it is more recent, the photoshop Tanner Hall thread should be mentioned
Nov 22 2008 3:53PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
ask her if you can put on your robe and wizard hat
Nov 22 2008 3:56PM
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duckets.
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 41
ass hair was such a money thread
Nov 22 2008 3:57PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
and the EPIC: "I POOPED ON A GIRL" thread
Nov 22 2008 4:02PM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
What this guy is saying a backflip isn't good and neither is Simon. What is he talking about?? Who's this gut TWALL anyway.?
Nov 22 2008 4:07PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
all the stuff you've been mentioning has been around for what? a month? 2 months?

Nov 22 2008 7:13PM
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scott-skis
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 141
haha nice man but u gotta educate her on ns
Nov 22 2008 7:25PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61

that doesnt make it any less epic or any less inside joke.

you say "i pooped on a girl" out on the streets and people just look at you like your some physco pervert.

you say "i pooped on a girl" on NS, and everyone instantly knows what your talkin about and instantly bursts into laughter.

and the other things i mentioned were "searchbar noob" which has been around forever. and "thats so red bull" which has been around for awhile

Nov 22 2008 8:05PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
ahh the MILF vid, so glorious,  I will always be greatful for NS as part of my childhood. 
Nov 22 2008 8:18PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92

I put on my robe and wizard hat is pretty known on a lot of message boards.  Pee in her but is common on some others too, and the ass hair story and i pooped on a girl were both jacked from somewhere else.  So I think that makes them not NS inside jokes.

Nov 22 2008 8:22PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
why the FUCK did you get your gf an NS account...furthermore you made a big mistake by putting her username hahahahah
prepare for her to get spammed!
Nov 22 2008 8:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i think that "so i pooped on a girl" thread + story is so hilarious too
Nov 22 2008 9:17PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
oh PLEASE

the race to 20,000
the NS Militia/Freeskiing.com war
wisdom teeth and constipation
irishdrink87
and FARP.
Nov 22 2008 9:50PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
Froggy and pikachu anyone?
Nov 22 2008 9:57PM
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theres_ghosts
Posts: 875 - Karma: 13
motivational posters arent bad
Nov 22 2008 9:58PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
The first FARP was incredible.
Nov 22 2008 10:05PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
faunt
shawns boner story
Shawn back when he was crookedboner
asshair
bone a girl while dancing
sex with skis
osama pros
Nov 22 2008 10:17PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
uhhhhh... Lil G and his crazy stories?

oh yeah and that black kid on NS that tried to prove that he was actually black and not his friend. that was hularious
Nov 22 2008 11:44PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
i heard the cores were made out of actual dead infidel babies.

anyone remember the "whats the best surface to ski on?" thread?
Nov 23 2008 12:28AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
haha, that was one of the most random but amusing threads. I doubt many will remember that one though
Nov 23 2008 12:37AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
and sand, it gave them their pop.
Nov 23 2008 12:38AM
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wh@t
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SHIT! that was post 3000!

rad.
Nov 23 2008 12:48AM
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