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How should I get back at this kid....?

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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
So this douche bag decided to sharpie a bunch of shit to my door(like the entire door) after I wrote 2 words on the side of the door with dry erase thinking it would come off. I even confronted him about it and he was a bitch saying that he was justified to wrtite over my entire door for me writing 2 small words with dry erase.

Anyways...how should I get this motherfucker back?
Nov 21 2008 9:50PM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
Egg his car and let the air out of all four tires then tag the shit out of his door.
Nov 21 2008 9:51PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
stab him, only acceptable retaliation for such a blasphemy
Nov 21 2008 9:52PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
kidnap him, knock him out, stuff him in the trunk of your car, drive out to the middle of the woods in the middle of the night, tie him securely to a tree, and make a large circle of raw uncooked meat around him. then leave.
Nov 21 2008 9:52PM
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SteezeNutz
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
agreed. Possibly a curbstomp or two would be in order.
Nov 21 2008 9:58PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Amazing idea, and even more amazing link in your sig. I nEVER noticed that before, + tons of k
Nov 21 2008 9:59PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
haha no problem man, just looking out for the little guys.
Nov 21 2008 10:02PM
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Kyle=
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
i wouldn't do anything to his car cause he is just going to do something worse back to your car then your car will be fucked.

just burn his house down or something like that
Nov 21 2008 10:10PM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
keep the peace
Nov 21 2008 10:14PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
take a shit and whip ur ass but save one tissue u used to whip
go to his dorm room and wake him up by whipping the shit on his face
Nov 21 2008 10:47PM
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slevin_kelevra
Posts: 416 - Karma: 13
piss in a cup, balance it on his door handle, knock, then run away....or stay for the reaction
Nov 21 2008 10:53PM
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SteezeNutz
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
Hahaha. I did that with a flaming shit bag once. I lit it on fire and i took a seat on their swinging loveseat on their lawn and watched the carnage.
Nov 21 2008 10:55PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
hairspray will take sharpy off shit
Nov 21 2008 10:58PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
beat him with a stick
Nov 21 2008 11:05PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
make his parents into chili, its proball the only way.

or take the hinges off his door,a dn hide them, he wont have a door any moor!(rhymage FTW)
Nov 21 2008 11:06PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60

IM ONLY USING CAPS TO STRESS THE POWER OF THIS PRANK....

buy like 10 really cheap battery powered alarm clocks from walmart.

and im assuming your in college, so wait till finals and then the night before his biggest final, sneak into his room and hide all 10 of those alarm clocks in really hard to find spots. now make sure you set each one to go off about 45 minutes after the last one so he will just start to fall asleep when the next one goes off.

he'll wake up the next morning tired as hell and severly pissed off and most likely do bad on his final. spending a whole semester in a class and trying hard in it only to fail it at the end is one of the most brutal paybacks i could think of...

Nov 21 2008 11:25PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
kill his parents and then feed it to him but but his parents meat in the chili
Nov 21 2008 11:30PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
rub ur ass on his pillow and see if you can get him some pinkeye. nothing more embarrassing that walkin around with pinkeye cus shit went in ur eye
Nov 21 2008 11:34PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
tie him up and duck tape over his mouth and dress him in a robe & wizard hat. take him to a really public place and drop him off wit a sign around his neck that reads "I LIKE 10 YEAR OLD BOYS"
Nov 21 2008 11:34PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
sew his asshole shut and keep feedin him and feedin him
Nov 21 2008 11:39PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
these are brutal. keep in mind he doens't have a car and I dont ahve a car. He lives a couple doors down and across the hall from me. I like the flaming bag of dog shit. He is pretty stupid and would go for that. the piss cup is good too.

I was thinking of shit boxing it...taking a shit and putting it in a box and hiding it no where near where he can find it.


Nov 21 2008 11:48PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
pee on his bed, and put a log o shit in his pillow case. he wont be draing on youre door any time soon. although he may pee/shit in youre bed vicinity.
Nov 21 2008 11:52PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120

let your finger nails grow out a bit then pinch him.

or just bite him

Nov 22 2008 12:01AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
put an m80 under his door, then poor a bunch of flower all around it and on top of it. light it, knock and run like hell
Nov 22 2008 12:05AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

get a saudering tool and sauder (sp) is door lock together and lock him out, and this was the key wont work

bitchesss

Nov 22 2008 1:28AM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: -1
totally butter the floor.


Nov 22 2008 1:39AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
or just take some 2 part epoxy dough mix it up and press it into the key hole after he leaves his room. it basically ruins the lock and is a lot quicker than trying to solder it. 
Nov 22 2008 1:40AM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
Switch doors so his has the writing on it.
Nov 22 2008 1:49AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6306 - Karma: 6,657
+karma for a wu tang reference


but im assuming your in college, so if this kid has a bike, take off one of his wheels and replace it with a really tiny bike wheel from a little girls bike.
Nov 22 2008 2:14AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467

you could always piss on his door handels, in the winter it works better .... and jam some poo, your own works best, as human poo is uber gross, under the door handels. then try pouring fish juice into his air intake vents. the car will stink like fish and he will have to touch your poo. that should do it.

you probably dont want to claim this, I did it to a friend of mine, and later he filled my back pack with shit. just befor we left on a trip.  peace was then established, as the next step probably involved giving some one aids.  

Nov 22 2008 2:17AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
paint your door.  thatll teach im
Nov 22 2008 2:34AM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2795 - Karma: 638
skeet on his pillow.....hahha but I'd take a shit on a newspaper, and put it in random places, like closet, under his bed, in pillow case ect. ect.
Nov 22 2008 2:58AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
GAY PORN HIS WHOLE ROOM

it was in another prank thread can't remember who did it but aparently it doesn't break any rules

and when i say everything, i mean EVERYTHING
Nov 22 2008 2:58AM
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TheWorst
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heres what you do... find someone with a cat and a litre of 7up. Take some cat shit and put it on the roof of his car on a sunny day and pour the 7up all over. and then walk away.
Nov 22 2008 3:23AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 303
seriously i have had this exact problem before and curbstomps work
Nov 22 2008 7:03AM
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alpha1ne
Posts: 205 - Karma: 17
sit down and have a long and thoughtful talk with him........no fuck that kick the shit out of him and bust his fucking knees
Nov 22 2008 12:54PM
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Fulton333
Posts: 130 - Karma: 11
shit in his hats, if he has no hats shit in his shoes.
Nov 22 2008 1:04PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
can you get on his computer? if he has xp, there is a way to change his password and lock him out of his own computer
Nov 22 2008 1:26PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
have him change your tampon. sounds like you need it.
Nov 22 2008 3:06PM
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