Replying to Awesome Haiku's (contest)

So i have ran into a few very funny Haiku's the last couple of days, and knowing the creative hilariousness of the lovely NS community, i thought this would be a great thread. Especially if you can make them about skiing or babe's or whatever hilarious topics.
A good example was the Bloodninja one, someone find that it was hilarious, another was in the spiders thread, and i forget where the third one is.
if any of you forgot the pattern for a Haiku is

title

5
7
5


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and if there are any really good ones ill send you some stickers or something, i just got a shit ton in the mail and i know you guys love them.

word! let the Haiku'ing begin!