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Most rediculous thing your parents have said to you.

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Chief.Woodcock
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 158
Your friends can't come over, they use too much electricity


You can't walk across the golf course, the coyotes will eat you.
Nov 18 2008 6:45PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
you cant get call of duty 5 because you already have call of duty 4
Nov 18 2008 6:47PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
don't smoke pot.
Nov 18 2008 6:48PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
"You can't shoot him, you'll go to jail!"
Nov 18 2008 6:48PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
you cant get in his car, hes only had his liscence for 2 years"
Nov 18 2008 6:51PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
"If you get caught selling drugs in college I'm not paying for any of your college anymore, your dad will have to".

"You already have a pair of skis, you don't need anymore"  (now I have 4 or 5)
Nov 18 2008 6:51PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
hahahahah that ones pretty funny. Parents just dont understand

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Nov 18 2008 6:52PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
"we love you... really"   as they think of sending me to france to live with my relatives and go to school there.
Nov 18 2008 6:54PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Go into it with an open mind at least.
Nov 18 2008 6:55PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
"i'd rather see you do cocaine than smoke pot, atleast you'd be motivated"
Nov 18 2008 6:55PM
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SteezeNutz
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
"Skiing is a waste of time. You need to start road biking"
Nov 18 2008 6:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
if you get a tattoo we're not paying for your college.

...3 and a half years into college and 3 tattoos later, if you get another tattoo we're seriously not paying for your college.

ha.
Nov 18 2008 6:56PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
last i checked there were some pretty sick mountains in france, unless you live near some sick mountains right now.
Nov 18 2008 6:56PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
happened to a friend:

(at my house)
"You have to come home, your sister fell and the neighbors saw"
Nov 18 2008 6:58PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Winner (sounds like my gf's parents)

and the coke/weed one....holy fuck, those parents are dumb as fuck.
Nov 18 2008 7:00PM
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coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
we're proud of you
Nov 18 2008 7:00PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
Permission is a wonderful thing
Nov 18 2008 7:01PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
good job
Nov 18 2008 7:14PM
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nickrdwd
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
about 15 min after my brother got caught for smoking weed my mom says to him "daniel, does this mean your doing coke?"
Nov 18 2008 7:17PM
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Upgrayedd
Posts: 620 - Karma: 25
Uhhh...Wow! 

Kids - don't take this advice.
Nov 18 2008 7:18PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29

(my friends dad to his son, serious)

"once you get to the NHL and get me my 10 million, im done with you"

Nov 18 2008 7:24PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
not to me but my bro:

as we drop him off at syracuse university, surrounded by ghettos with lots of dangerous people, my mom says "dont fall off of your bed out the window. it could be dangerous"
Nov 18 2008 7:24PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47

mom can i go skiing tonight?

no.

why?

its a weeknight

are you joking?

nope bye

happend to me tonight so thats why im on here and not out there

Nov 18 2008 7:25PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216

The first one that comes to mind is "I want your facebook and email passwords". lol.

Nov 18 2008 7:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
remember when they had deodorant in spray cans? maybe they still do, anyway i had one in my gym bag in high school and my sister swung the dam bag around and hit me in the head with it. So i pushed her into a wall and she started crying and then my mom told me it was my fault and that i should be a better brother. i nearly ripped her head right off for that one.
Nov 18 2008 7:31PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
chemineaux?
Nov 18 2008 7:31PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
chemineaux?
Nov 18 2008 7:32PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
One of my friend's dad's said "You're on the edge of my envelope Jason"

My mom said "You are a son of a bitch" and I replied with "You are my mom, you know that?"


Nov 18 2008 7:32PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Sounds like me and my sister when I was like 10.
Nov 18 2008 7:32PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
haha i was gunna post the same thing.
Nov 18 2008 7:34PM
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FerrattiPGA
Posts: 701 - Karma: 14
hahahahahahaha hell of a comeback on ur part haaaaaaaa
Nov 18 2008 7:39PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
mom "its rainin and the roads are skick so no you cant go out to eat with your friends"

dad "why not dear? they are old enough to drive responsibly"

mom "because our daughter got rear ended by a drunk two weeks ago!"

me "mom your a little to paranoid"

mom "well i dont care its to wet outside"

dad "all well son its a weeknight anyways"

mom "if you want to go out so bad we will go to the drive-in"

me "NO its to DANGEROUS out!"

dad "haha"

mom "i dont care!!! i dont care its not even slick out"

me "so i can go to buffalo wild wings?"

mom "NO, its to dangerouse out"


Nov 18 2008 7:42PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Haha that's amazing!
Nov 18 2008 7:43PM
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seemeski
Posts: 4210 - Karma: 124
Mom - "You can smoke pot, just don't do it alone, that's depressing."

Dad - "Nothing lasts forever except taxes and herpes."
Nov 18 2008 7:50PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
that is depressing. honestly, who doesn't have friends they can smoke with? i feel sorry for them.
Nov 18 2008 7:52PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
mom: what is hotboxing?
me: you're out of your fucking mind
her: yep!

dad: video games are a waste of time, i mean i don't see how you can sit there brainlessly for so long living in someone else's world. i mean that guitar game isn't even musical, it's total bullshit
me: valid point, but you were playing guitar hero all of last night and you hate it because you fail on easy
him: no i wasn....wait, how do you know?
me: i could hear the crowd booing and you getting mad, you almost broke my guitar
him: fuck
Nov 18 2008 7:56PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
me after geting caught smoking weed in highschool

"Oh soo you like to mellow out with your friends and stuff"-yeah why would you not wanna be mellow when your stressed out? wtf
 by the way my moms not the most relaxed person so thats why i think its dumb that shes always uptight and shit but im the complete opposite.


Nov 18 2008 7:59PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
hahahaha
Nov 18 2008 8:02PM
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49566738265
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"You should have been a blowjob"
Nov 18 2008 8:02PM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
mom-"do you still wear those plastic wrist things?"
me-"wristguards?"
mom-"yeah, do you?"
me-"no i use to wear those snowboarding. i ski now..."
mom-"i think you should snowboard again and use them so you don't break your wrists"
me-"nahh im good"

dad-"are you interested in girls yet?" (this year)
me-"dad you caught me looking at porn in 3rd grade."

mom-"get a job"
me-"im going to be a a ski instructor when the hill opens."
mom-"you got 3 c's on your report card im not letting you get one."
me-"but.."
mom-"no go up to your room."


Nov 18 2008 8:39PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
"youre only twenty, you cant go to a party"- mum

Nov 18 2008 8:45PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
"stop wearing tall tees, theyre made for fat people"

true story
Nov 18 2008 8:49PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
my dad doesnt say anything ridiculous to me he just looks at me like he's dissapointed in my condom beanie and baggy/hobo-ish clothes.
Nov 18 2008 8:52PM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
if you are 20 why are you still asking?
Nov 18 2008 8:55PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
Smoking alone is actually really fun and relaxing. I'd much rather smoke with my homies 90% of the time, but just chillin, readin a book with a fat j can be such a nice change of pace.
Nov 18 2008 9:06PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
"take the dogs for a walk, they're telling me they want to go walk"

"Acid melts your brain"

"skiing's for fags"

"a joint is equal to a pack of smokes"
Nov 18 2008 9:06PM
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littlebski
Posts: 117 - Karma: 13
i dont ask, i live at home, and its uber complicated when youre an only child, ha
Nov 18 2008 9:09PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
mom: "why do you think its so cool to look black, do you want to have no job?"
Nov 18 2008 9:11PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
Nov 18 2008 9:17PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Truth. Smoking with other people is usually preferable but smoking alone every once in awhile can be a lot of fun. My dad has said so much outrageous shit to me I can't even begin to list it here, I'll post a couple off the top of my head.

"The legal age is only 17? Weird. When I was 18 I had a girlfriend who was 16 and she loved to fuck" - Dad

"Dad, leave me alone, you're being an asshole"
"You can't fucking talk to me like that, I'm your father"
"You're talking to me like that..."
"Stop being such a little prick, Andrew, I'm your father"
"..."

Nov 18 2008 9:21PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
- My dad moves a bottle of BBs from the living room to kicthen counter,
- 20 minutes later My dad accidentily knocks the bottle off the counter, BBs go everywhere
Dad - "Ben what the hell, why would you put those there!?!"
Me - "are you serious, i put those in the living room..."
Dad - "well pick these up"
me - "nope, bye"
Nov 18 2008 9:21PM
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