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I havent done dishes in like 3 weeks

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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
So I havent done dishes in a long ass time and there are beer cans and bottle all over my floor. My kitchen is a fucking mess, its so bad I dont want to get near it. i eat my toast off of cereal boxes and tupperwear because i have no more clean plates. Today while I was at my computer I saw a cockroach run in front of me and into a drawer in my desk. This weekend i designate 'Clean This Shit Hole' weekend. this is going to be horrible
Nov 14 2003 4:00PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
shit dude clean up your act, shit like that is just unhealthy


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Nov 14 2003 4:06PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
i have to tommorow (work). but im gonna be a sous chef soon. SO EAT THAT BITCHES> mmmhmm
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Nov 14 2003 4:08PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
good sweet lord i thought i was a slob





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Nov 14 2003 4:10PM
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SUPERSTUD
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
That's really not that bad... but when's the last time you cleaned the bathroom?
Nov 14 2003 4:14PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^i cringed just thinking about that.....i guess i have de-slobbed a little bit since i moved in with my gf though





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Nov 14 2003 4:16PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
mine was like that. i had to drink out of tupperware bowls cuz i ran out of clean cups.



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Nov 14 2003 4:31PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
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it got so bad i ended up throwing a bunch of pots and pans away because they were too sick smelling to bother cleaning.



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Nov 14 2003 4:34PM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
eh my roomate and i cleaned our shower when there were 4 different colors of mold growing in it
you had to stand in the middle of the shower cause that was the only clean place. your feet kept a little area clean were you could stand where the fungus couldnt get you
Nov 14 2003 4:41PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
^ ooooh god thats nasty




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Nov 14 2003 4:43PM
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Ski-hobo
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you guys are gonna spawn a new disease.


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Nov 14 2003 6:14PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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my freshmen year of college my friends lived in a party house 8+ people livign there and we had a keg there every other night of the week. Anyway by the end of 2nd semester you couldnt walk in the house without shoes on cuz they just started throwing trash and beer bottles on the floor so there was garbage and broken glass everywhere. Also there wasnt any stairs leading to the basement so everyone just pissed thorugh the door into the basement that house was like nothing Ive ever seen before. Yeah and they threw paint all over the walls it just look like a crackhouse so dont feel bad.


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Nov 14 2003 6:18PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
wow man that is so bad, you gotta clean up your house




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 14 2003 8:56PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Fuck that's gross. Clean your shit up. How do you plan on taking girls home and getting it on with when you live in such a shithole?



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Nov 15 2003 2:28AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
maybe if he lets it grow long enough he can just kind of mold it all into a girl, make one out of the living trash that has become his home
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Nov 15 2003 4:43AM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
happy to hear that im doing better than someone... sitting in my mess.


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Nov 15 2003 7:32AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
go to sams club and buy like 3000 paper plates and plastic silverware.

Coming Soon...
Nov 15 2003 3:18PM
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Nopow
Posts: 624 - Karma: 11
wow, and i though my car got bad, but it's nowhere close to what i just read with these homes
that's my two cents


School=no money=no skiing=insanity
Nov 15 2003 3:48PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
hahashahahaha ski-hobo hahahahaah gold


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i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Nov 15 2003 3:58PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I'm poor... I'll clean anyones room for $35. Bathrooms are an extra $20.
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Nov 15 2003 6:23PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
i just cleaned for a good 3 hours. we've now run out room for all the wine bottles that have built up. the good news is that whoever takes the empties back is gonna get at least 20-30 bones.
Nov 15 2003 6:44PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
wow i hope im not that messy when i move out
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Nov 15 2003 7:46PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
haha, the shower thing made me laugh for 5 minutes straight


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Nov 15 2003 7:53PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
your face makes me laugh for five minutes straight.



that didnt work.

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Nov 15 2003 8:18PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
ur gonna get someone killed, too dirty
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Nov 15 2003 10:16PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
i dont have a dishwasher in my apartment, so i by plastic everything- plates, cups, bowls, silverware. fuck doing dishes
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Nov 16 2003 4:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yet you have a fight club soap bar as your icon...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 16 2003 5:27PM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
Reading this makes for feel better about my dump of a house
Nov 17 2003 12:47AM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
Well we successfully cleaned it in an afternoon, scrubbed and washed everything and cleaned dishes, it took fucking forever. THen we had some friends over and drank way too much beer and liquor so now it is messy as shit again. my friend and i went to a charity thing at our school and each stole about a whole jacket full of candy so that is all over the floor right now. There are beer bottles and food and garbage everywhere. but then yesterday my roomate and a friend bought some morphine and took a bunch of that in the afternoon so we didnt do any cleaning that day. my friend took too much and threw up 7 times throughout the day and twice he missed the toilet or garbage and got it all over the floor. Since my roomate and i were in opiate heaven we were just like 'fuck it, spray cologne'. so now my goddamn apartment smells like shit.
Nov 17 2003 1:01AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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wow
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 17 2003 2:36AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
WOW i thought my place was bad. we just dont do dishes (my romies g/f does them for us every couple of days) and we finally returned our cans and bottles for a total of about $75 which we used to buy a half barrel which has been in our kitchen waiting to be returned for about 2 weeks now.

Gotta Love The Midwest

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Nov 17 2003 12:28PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
thats gross. clean up after yourselves. slobs are discusting. of course im a huge neat freak....hrm. right.


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So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
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Nov 17 2003 1:34PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
my roommate has 9 of those white garbage bags full of garbage in my kitchen.. they're all his I'm tired of taking out his garbage I wanna see how long it'll be till he takes them out. they've been there since last wednesday/
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'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Nov 17 2003 2:22PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
mike....just take it out little buddy..just take it out...my roomate is a slob....luckily she closes her door to her room...and luckily i clean up after her in the kitchen and stuff. otherwise i would be living in filth.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 17 2003 3:15PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
when my roomate would never take out the trash or clean up his shit, i'd just put his dishes and trash on his bed and he'd have to deal with it.



When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt
Nov 17 2003 3:17PM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
my roommates and me are horrible...we have dishes sitting there for days. there's never a time when all 3 of us have clean dishes. u cant see teh side of teh sink half the time, but then again, b/c we live in a dorm, we dont have a very big countertop
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Nov 17 2003 6:39PM
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Kotelet
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 21
So how are we doing with this. Im doing better now, what about you :-)

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Jul 13 2004 6:09PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
My house is under renovation so its like half open and there are leaves everywhere and half the walls are down or have holes in them.




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Jul 13 2004 8:23PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
me and my two roomies are filfy. the landlord says he sees crackheads living better. he rents to a few of those. it used to smell like cat piss real bad, but that was unbearable. that cat got a new house. we had three tickets (grass, hedges, noize) and got our cable shut off last month. for some reason the kitchen has not been used in weeks. i wont go in there. every dish we have is dirty like twice over. if i wasnt so lazy, i would clean this shit up
Jul 13 2004 8:38PM
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Raek
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ur a dirty mofo (to the guy who made this thread) thats all... shit at least when ur a chef ul have some bitches cleaning up after u






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no girls..
no future..
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Jul 13 2004 8:46PM
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