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My Gf's 16th Birthday Party (Must Read)

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OhioRiderSPK5
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Ok so yesterday was my girlfriends 16th bday. I threw her a party at my dads house. the plan was to hide the alcohol an shit from my dad but two days before the party he says i dont care what you guys do just no one leaves an you smoke in the garage. So about 4 o clock yesterday evenin me an my buddy an split a green tulip. About an hour later my gf an my gfs mom shows up an we all go to  walmart to get some snacks and shit.


After we get back from walmart i was feelin prtty good an sorta rollin a lil bit. At about 630 some ppl start showin up with a bottle of skyy vodka an me my dad gf gfs mom an others all start takin shots.  feelin great an all bunch of more ppl start showin up. by around 8 o clock we got a total of 5 cases, 1 bottle of skyy vodka, one bottle of Peppermint liquor or some shit, about an ounce of weed, an many many rolls lol.

My dad an my gfs mom go to the bar while we stay at my house an party. They call like 2 hrs later askin if i had any weed an i told him ill have a blunt of sone dank waitin for him. Him an my gfs mom come back an about 6 of us all go smoke. This was prtty awkward cause i have never drank/smoke/partied with my dad ever.20 minutes later my gfs mom buys two rolls an gives one 2 my dad so i told my dad to take the orange twin tower. he takes it an about an 1hr later he was rollin his fuckin nuts off lol.

The party was goin great. It was about 2 in the morning an still so many ppl there. Blunts being smoked all night. Mad girls drunk an horny lol plnty of beer an drugs an a bunch of good music. Overall i had a prtty good night. Topped it off with fuckin my girl for 3 hrs until 7 in the morning

Nov 16 2008 7:58PM
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bigolrig
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Fuck yeah horsley.
its gonna be nuts this year,i predict it.
p.s. i was more fucked up then you last night haha
Nov 16 2008 8:00PM
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4frnt_or_die
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not tryin to be a douche, but epic things like these are pretty uncommon...  BS?
Nov 16 2008 8:00PM
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TylerS
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if this is true, then you are a champ sir
Nov 16 2008 8:01PM
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Ifeinforsnow
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hahahaha that sounds like the craziest sweet sixteen ever. did your dad tap that ass or what?
Nov 16 2008 8:01PM
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TheButterHashira
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Your dad seems awesome. The closest I ever came to smoking blunts with my dad was wine tasting with my step dad.
Nov 16 2008 8:01PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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yes i sware on everything i love. last night was one of those nights that will ever happen ever again in my life.
Nov 16 2008 8:04PM
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4frnt_or_die
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well then, you are officially the god of epicness
Nov 16 2008 8:05PM
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Canuker
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i believe it because i know one or two of my friends who have stoned with their parents before or just have parents who smoke weed.
Nov 16 2008 8:06PM
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doublexl
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im almost positive you talking out of your ass, and no one really gives a shit.
Nov 16 2008 8:09PM
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killabees
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me too, and half of today
Nov 16 2008 8:13PM
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Conker
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I dont think its very good for a 16yo to be taking ectasy. sounds crazy tho
Nov 16 2008 8:13PM
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popNfresh44
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your mom bought E and you did it with your dad? thats kinda fucked imo, but the drinking and smoking sounds dope
Nov 16 2008 8:20PM
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KLovelace
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sounds like your guyses parents are pretty stupid.  my dad would let us smoke weed when i was that age on the DL.. and yes ive smoked with him before.. but he would never let that kinda shit go down.. im sorry but can you imagine what would have happened if the po po rolled up and your dad is rollin on e.. stoned.. and drunk.. there are bottles of liquor and beer plus kids high on excstacy and smokin chronic.  your dad and gfs mom could have ended up in prison for that kinda shit...  so just be thankful it went so smoothly and throw your parties without your parents unless you want to get them in trouble or sued for every dime theyve got
Nov 16 2008 8:21PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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ya, i def thought the story was leading to his dad bangin his girlfriend's mom. But that story is pretty damn sick.
For me, yesterday was pretty random, but sick. I'm at my cousin's with him and my friend. We pick up some ghanj from my cousin's russian cousin from the other side, which was some fucked shit that wrecked me after one tiny bowl. Anyway, we blazed and went to see the new bond, which was pretty sick. Side note, the girl who was in it is supposed to be bolivian, but she's really from the ukraine, the tan was fake, it scared the crap out of me when i saw she was white. Anyway, good film, we go back to his house. After a little while, we'd sobered up pretty good, we go pick up my one friend, then bring him over. Then the car (murano) get's filled with 7 people, with me in the trunk. After a terrifying drive (first big snow, roads were shit), we arrive at my cousin's and his cousin's grandma's house. We proceed to break in, jamaican hot box the bathroom, and once we're flippin out, we realize there is absolutely nothing to do. So we sat, ate pizza, and watched the news, it was great!

Cliff notes: Broke into my cousin's grandma's abandoned house, jamaican hot boxed her bathroom, watched the news.

We managed to keep funny things people said and thats what she saids all night, they were pretty great:
"If you get it in my mouth, i'll pay you double what i owe you"
"Oh! Oh! You've got it so good! Let me have a suck on that!"
"I have 6 inches in my backyard" (talking about snow)
"Ok, i'll do it so long as you hold it open in front of my mouth so i can blow into it"
"Have you ever brewed coffee in your mouth?"

and during sports news, the guy actually said these:
"It was a night he will never ever, ever never, never ever forget"
"He's the best goalie on earth, and quite possibly, the universe"

what a great night.
Nov 16 2008 8:24PM
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[MEGAMO]
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Nov 16 2008 8:26PM
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hartig
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sounds like an absolutely ridiculous night
Nov 16 2008 8:33PM
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CMF
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why can't we all of parents that act like peers rather than overseers
Nov 16 2008 8:40PM
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notime_for_jokes
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i opened this thread thinking something horrible had happened and you were in a great depression..

sounds like you had an amazing time however, pics???

Nov 16 2008 9:01PM
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eheqth
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how weird would it be if his dad happened to marry his gf's mom. If it happened then he would have banged his step sister. 
Nov 16 2008 9:01PM
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no_steeze
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yeah that's too epic to be true, i assumed it would end with an orgy or something and then like money would start falling from the sky
Nov 16 2008 9:08PM
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shradicaljoe
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jealous^^^
Nov 16 2008 9:51PM
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pianoman
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i wish i could achieve that kind of epicness, but i guess i'm just a normal dude.
Nov 16 2008 9:55PM
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steezinseagal
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how the fuck is that a "must read?"  you had a party.  you and your girlfriend's parents are pretty low-class by the way.  if you're going to claim something, make it something cool, and something that doesn't make you come off as a bigtime claimer.
Nov 16 2008 9:55PM
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blindside
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Nov 16 2008 10:04PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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chill dude, he was just tellin us how much fun he had
Nov 16 2008 10:05PM
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purplejumpsuit
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nah it happens, not that uncommon where I come from actually so I believe it.

I find it to be a pointless claim.. but that's good you had fun, hope your girlfriend thought it was an awesome sweet 16 as well.
Nov 16 2008 10:16PM
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B.Aussie
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Haha sounds sick man. Wish my parents were chill like that.

My parents cracked shits when I was 15 and drinking. lol

Nov 16 2008 10:24PM
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sick-as-aids
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sounds sick dude. everyone hating is blatantly jelous, i mean, who wouldnt want their parents to be throwing them parties like that at 16?
Nov 16 2008 10:33PM
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-Kieran-
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shenanigans?
Nov 16 2008 10:41PM
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comeatmebro
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that's fucked up. your parents are pretty reckless dude. i could see the alcohol and maybe the weed, but giving you e and stuff? that's messed up...
Nov 16 2008 10:44PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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I have a feeling your dad can't afford to send you to college in a couple of years
Nov 16 2008 10:49PM
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whattheshit
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you do realize in the world of ecstatsy those different color pills/different prints are usually always the same shit. they mix it up so the person will come back to the same dealer and try the other ones.  if you only have one kind then the person isn't coming back.  thats business.

Nov 16 2008 10:58PM
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Alex_G
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this woulda made my dreams come true at 16...oh man you are one lucky sonofabitch!
Nov 16 2008 11:20PM
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popNfresh44
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why does nobody else see this...
Nov 16 2008 11:28PM
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heFF
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horsely...i don't believe you at all
Nov 16 2008 11:59PM
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Nicholas.
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cool...

party.
Nov 17 2008 1:23AM
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klettanator
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Nov 17 2008 1:24AM
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nickrdwd
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yeah, and sometimes the color tells what the pill is cut with, but not always.

sounds like a crazy party but id probably lose some respect for my dad if he was giving me thizz, thats just not something a parent should do.

Nov 17 2008 1:27AM
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JayDope
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sound like greattt role models...
Nov 17 2008 9:09AM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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ya dude seriously shut the fuck up. When you smoke weed/get drunk/an roll with ur dad then come talk to me you piece of shit. your just jealous that your a loser with no friends to even make up a party
Nov 17 2008 10:13AM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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ok for one my dad an gfs mom didnt provide no weed, or no rolls. The only thing they bought was a case of beer an pizza. Me an my friends provided the weed, rolls, an most of the beer. There was only about 6 of us including my dad an gfs mom that were actually rollin. An if ppl really dont believe me then i will fucking hand out cell phone numbers that you can actually call to belive me
Nov 17 2008 10:17AM
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Billek
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Well your Dad sounds like a total fuck up. You should be watching the game, or going out to dinner or something with your dad, not doing this dumb shit.

I hope you realise how stupid your story is once you grow up a little, if you dont, well I feel sorry for you.
Nov 17 2008 11:11AM
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whitewater413
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^ Do it
Nov 17 2008 11:11AM
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steezinseagal
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haha riiight, i don't want to take fucking ecstasy with my dad because that would be weird as fuck, and way irresponsible on his part.  congrats on having a shitty parent.

oh and I'm in college, dipshit.  there are parties every day.
Nov 17 2008 11:14AM
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mtbakerteacher
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It's a stupid story, but I doubt he'll regret any of it except maybe taking E with his dad. The only thing I'd do with my dad is drink and smoke cigars. Maybe weed if I came home hammered or something, but how can you look at your dad the same after seeing him pop E? If you or him want to do it, I have no problem with that, but I feel like he just lost the fatherly figure, and became a friend, which generally isn't good for youth development.
Nov 17 2008 11:23AM
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fujarome
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so getting high and drunk with your parents=lots of friends?

funny, around here, people who hang out with their parents excessively are generally regarded as having no friends. But whatever, at least i'm in college where there are daily parties with people MY age.

Seriously, a parent should be a guardian, someone looking out for and taking care of you. Not your buddy that you party with
Nov 17 2008 11:32AM
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Grove_Street
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as much fun as it would be to have a parent who was that chill, i wouldnt want that. parents are supposed to be parents, it would just be nice to have a parent who didnt care that i smoke. but coool story hansel.
Nov 17 2008 11:40AM
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rontonsoop
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yeahhh ryan! Ryan Stroup was telling us bout that at lunch today
Nov 17 2008 12:10PM
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k-rob
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haha that's awesome, i wish my life was like that! good story.
Nov 17 2008 12:13PM
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VTtreeskier
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Iv smoked and partied with both my folks, but rolling with your old man and your girlfriends mom is a new level, congrats sir...that is if its true pics or it didn't happen haha
Nov 17 2008 12:17PM
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