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The rest of your life after college

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Seths22
Posts: 272 - Karma: -3
u mad that your ski dreams are not only going to end, but crash and burn?  welcome to the monotonous, boring life of Americana.  everything perpetuated by consumerism and conventional standards is picutred here.  it's the rest of your life.

lock chain and ball to right/left leg
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you get a boring ass job to make ends meet
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find a great place to live
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refinance, move to "very different" neighborhood
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retire to some rest home off the edge of the freeway/timeshare in florida where you play golf 24/7
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What a great life!!!
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16 years ago
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 151
yep i've got my last university exam in 5 days..fucked if i know what i'm going to do after that (apart from joining those in the daily grind..)
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
that is a pretty sweet rock though...
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
Or, you go to college for something you want to pursue. Like ones passion. Skiing. That's what I'm doing, and after, I'm going to be working at a ski resort and hopefully going to be at a management level some day. Who knows, but I know I'll be doing what I love, and nothing less.
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350

You're forgetting...

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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350

Crap, redo

You're forgetting....

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SKIDUBAIGUY
Posts: 3018 - Karma: 8

lock chain and ball to right AND left leg

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you get a boring ass job to make ends meet

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find a great place to live

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refinance, move to "very different" neighborhood

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retire to some rest home

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What a great life!!!

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16 years ago
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Static
Posts: 8588 - Karma: 4,098
same shit, you'll be working in an office. If you want an on hill job good luck breaking 35k. The OP is pretty much right, once you start spending money on shit like houses and boats you gotta stay in the rat race. But at least you can surf newschoolers on the clock.
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
such a realistic view of how things are
16 years ago
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Wait... are you trolling or you are predicting your own future maybe? Lets see here possibility of me living in a suburban home or working in an office... yep zero. Thanks!~
16 years ago
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
hahaha nice
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
yo, where are those 2 neighborhoods?
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JonH.A.M.
Posts: 256 - Karma: 12
It's not that bad. Its all what you make of it.
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
im actually excited for all those things. minus the whole retirement home thing.
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
i cant wait to be really old. i can be as crazy as i want and no one will say anything/think differently. im just a crazy old man.
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
Honestly, life if what you make it. If you're going to be pessimistic in your portrayal of how you expect life to be, then it will most likely be fairly shitty. Personally, I have some pretty cool things planned for when I grad that are far from the notion of the desk-jobbing-suburbia-living-minivan-driving-ball and chain life that plagues so many North Americans. If you want something, push for it, and don't settle for less.
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
funny thing is it actually took alot of my friends actually going to college, to realize they just want to go skiing.
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49566738265
Posts: 0 - Karma: 7,705
Well I'm sorry your life is going to suck, but I can't possibly imagine how a fighter pilot with a beautiful wife who skis and skydives with him on the weekends is not going to enjoy the family and home he built with his own hands.  I'm not far from it....!
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CHRISm
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10

When I graduated College I got a sick job, which is exciting, challenging, and progressive not to mention pays really well. THEN I BOUGHT A SNOWMOBILE. You just have to know what you wanna do with your hustle. If you want to fucking move into the 'burbs and give up. Good For you. But i'm telling you, the next step in my progression as a skier has come b/c of my job. Graduating College is sorta like making that really long hike up the top of a ridgeline. WHen you get to the top. there are lots of options for you to take, point your skis and go.  

16 years ago
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
and thats the beautiful thing oooooofffffffff


JOIN INCOME!!! if you get married that is...
16 years ago
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Yo exactly, having a real job that pays good money opens a whole new world as far as traveling and equipment. Plus, especially if your going to be working in utah or colorado, skiing is the new golf as far as meetings go, so there should be one workday for skiing every week! :) haha
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Bloc_chain
Posts: 26051 - Karma: 4,447
haha thats what im doing
16 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727

I think you have life after college confused with life after having children.

I've been done with college for a while now and my life is nothing like you described.  Actually, the only difference between before and after is I don't have homework and I actually have money. (unlike when I was in college)

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Korbit
Posts: 684 - Karma: 54
haha ya....thats what happened to me
16 years ago
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sweso2
Posts: 225 - Karma: 18
Thread creator must be in his first sociology class. Freshman in college?
16 years ago
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
if you think you're going to college to make "ends meat" you fucked up already haha.
16 years ago
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
i'm not looking forward to it thats for sure.
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111

Well, my Dad started out working for something he didn't like doing. Yes, he makes good pay, but he is not happy with his job. Even if I don't make that much money, I will always be happy. Plus I'm in a Ski Resort Operation and Management program and I have a work term for my 4th semester, where the instructors help us get a job at a resort. I'm currently looking at snowmaking/ grooming operations. So I won't be at a desk all day.

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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
this thread sucks, your life may suck dude but don't try and pin that shit on the rest of us. pick your sorry ass up and stop complaining
16 years ago
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,215
yeh i'm not going to do any of that and i'm going to be richer then 85% of you. you can do anything you possibly want. you are a monkey that ate meat and grew a brain and emotions. if you really think life is limited to that you deserve that piece of shit lifeline.
16 years ago
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kristie
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 214
I just need to find a way to get health insurance when I graduate that doesn't involve paying $10G+ a year or working for some shitty corporation.
16 years ago
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
little harsh but i agree
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
haha my life isnt going to suck that badly
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