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Ahahaha wow, read this.

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Nicholas.
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my brother is so drunk he just managed to urinate all over the following things:

his two thousand dollar computer

all of his worksheets/homework from his classes

two of his xbox 360 controllers

his winning lotto scratch tickets

his favorite blanket.

wow.


Nov 14 2008 12:00AM
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Nicholas.
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and now he just peed again on the floor. twice.
Nov 14 2008 12:04AM
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solitaryman
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In times like these.

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Nov 14 2008 12:08AM
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timmi
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you should probably help him out. ahh fuck it.
Nov 14 2008 12:19AM
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Nicholas.
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nah tim, you dont understand. hes 21 he isnt a kid. putting him to bed isnt possible. neither is bringing him to the bathroom which is upstairs. he doesnt puke anymore, hes had at LEAST 30 shots of vodka today...hes not going anywhere and there is nothing i can do.
Nov 14 2008 12:22AM
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liftedresearcher
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30 shots of vodka? holy fuck. i dunno if thats possible.
Nov 14 2008 12:29AM
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PC_Jibblet
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help a brotha out

Nov 14 2008 12:31AM
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Nicholas.
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he started at about 5, and this happened at around.10:30.

but you also need to understand that drinking a fifth of 90 proof rum a night for him is childs play.
Nov 14 2008 12:31AM
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timmi
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haha. last time my brother came home drunk he passed out so i pulled down my pants and stuck my ass on his face for like 45 seconds while his girlfriend sat there and laughed. it was such a good sense of revenge.
Nov 14 2008 12:31AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Haha
crazy kids, just get high.
Nov 14 2008 3:15AM
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KLovelace
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wow.. thats fucked up sounds like your brother is on his way to a dui or some other horrible alcohol related incedent.. my bro punched a cop in the face when he was blacked out..
Nov 14 2008 4:47AM
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tommihq
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How drunk you really have to be to do seomething like that? And also pissing/shitting in their pants. I hear about it all the time online but I've never seen or heard it happening IRL. And trust me the people I hang out with drink plenty so its not about that.
Nov 14 2008 6:45AM
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Dylan_
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hahahaha hes gonna love waking up to piss every where
Nov 14 2008 6:50AM
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