Craziest thing you've ever jibbed?

RussellK141 · 2008-11-13 13:36:45

Maybe this is a repost, but lets hear the craziest thing you've ever jibbed or your craziest urban skiing stories! Pictures are a bonus too!

Gnarshred

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Stupidest thing I ever jibbed was a little concrete sticking out of the side of the run above the park. It was totally jagged and basically whipped me straight into ice.

Nov 13 2008 1:38PM

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short_and_steezy

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if this counts, then at tramps a few nights ago .SteezusChrist. handdragged my head into the foam pit

Nov 13 2008 1:40PM

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Mr.O

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Next big thing, people jibbing.

Nov 13 2008 1:42PM

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Steezasaurus

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I "jibbed" a mouse that was scurying around in our terrain park

Nov 13 2008 1:49PM

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CrazedSkier1080

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we built a small jump at my friends farm and tried jumping one of his cows. we werent gonna tail tap or anything, maybe a hand drag, but she would just get scared when we were coming in a move out of the way.

Nov 13 2008 1:52PM

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ja.

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a very large propane tank at Bridger

Nov 13 2008 2:19PM

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YT.SKEEZE

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Curved metal roof with gnarly rivets every 6inches or so that you had to stall in between.

Nov 13 2008 2:25PM

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pmw

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this dead hooker

Nov 13 2008 2:37PM

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PC_Jibblet

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giantess 8 ball!

Nov 13 2008 3:09PM

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wunderskier

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so we have like a pond and all. it is above ground and there is a water fall woth it. so i just build a jump and jib the 7 ft water fall

Nov 13 2008 3:15PM

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the-big-lepowski

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Same here, sort of a 180 tap, but there wasn't much left to tap for the rest of the skiers in the train. Its an extra challenge you know. How many jibbers can complain "hey I was about to slide that rail and then it just ran away." I really "slayed" that jib. Even shredded it

Nov 13 2008 3:32PM

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Blurst

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haha yah ive handragged people before

Nov 13 2008 5:43PM

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rj.

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frozen waterfall/claim

Nov 13 2008 5:59PM

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Jack_

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thule rack

Nov 13 2008 7:04PM

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b-kul

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a hamock. oh heck yes im extreme.

Nov 13 2008 7:48PM

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C+Thompson

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Nothing too exciting..
A big long telephone pole, and old dresser, a couch, a big tire...

Nov 13 2008 7:56PM

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C+Thompson

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Ohh, and I "jibbed" a mouse with my lawnmower once..
Didn't mean to it just kinda ran there.
Thought I'd mention that since people were talking about jibbing mice..

Nov 13 2008 7:58PM

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PC_Jibblet

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im calln an animal rights activist on u.....bitch

Nov 13 2008 8:00PM

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IanAvery-Leaf

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I tried to 180 nose tap one of these really steezy like, like T-Rain in Turbo, it didn't turn out to good...

Nov 13 2008 8:00PM

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InfernoHits

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I came close to hitting a coyote. I also once tried to bonk a goat. No success.

Nov 13 2008 8:07PM

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Jwalk

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hmm im gonna say a dresser we transformed into a box or a tree covered in snow if that counts

Nov 13 2008 8:13PM

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PC_Jibblet

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animal rights activist on u now too..u better watch urself foo

Nov 13 2008 8:26PM

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treesmann

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keg

Nov 13 2008 8:44PM

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Trojan~Man

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a small picnic table...

Nov 13 2008 8:45PM

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skiP.E.I.

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firewood, automobiles, pile of woodchips

Nov 13 2008 8:48PM

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Peter.

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a rock

lol im not exciting

Nov 13 2008 8:50PM

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Balto

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some gaper who was standing in the landing of a jump, i did a tap on his helmet

Nov 13 2008 9:01PM

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StevenLarick

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your mom

Nov 13 2008 9:09PM

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3ski6guy0

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150' rail at keystone

Nov 13 2008 9:11PM

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Aaaron.

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i liked the big yellow tank at squaw.
and the videos of helmet taps are rickdickulous.
anyone have a link?

Nov 13 2008 9:14PM

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K.C.dia

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i had a complete line last year staring in one neighbors yard, and ending across the road in another. One of the guys died and the other goes to florida for the winter.
but ANYWAYS. This one house is on a hill. it's kinda at the top, and the roof of the house is flat because it was cut into the hill instead of built on top of it. and about 100 feet down the hill he had this workshop dug into the hill too, except this one had a normal roof. then right after the workshop there is a road then on the other side of the road there is my other neighbors front yard.

so i had a jump on to, and off of the flat roof, and the drop was about 10 feet, then you had a choice of where to go, you could do a stepdown into the parking lot of the workshop, or you could jump onto its roof. if you did the stepdown there was another step down into the road then a 10ft tall quarterpipe in the yard. if you chose the roof, you would jump on it, stall at the top, come back down, or go over the backside to a 15 ft drop onto the snowbank on the side of the road, and into the quarterpipe.

Cliffnotes: Basicly the illest set up ever.

Nov 13 2008 9:15PM

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reverendwrong

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so im bookin it down the inrun to the jump, i go off and throw a 5, little do i know there is a gaper lil kid who really wants a pic with his disposeable camera, so i get to like 270 and realize holy shit im gonna hit this kid, i end up tail bonking his helmet at 450, he called the ski patrol on me but they basically just told the kid he was a fucking tard.

oh and me and asian_allen were goin over to the rails at wild and were turning toward them and he cuts me off/i was too close and i slid over the exposed sidewalk (preseason) and shiftied and then caught my edge.

Nov 13 2008 9:27PM

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[MEGAMO]

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newschoolers

but in seriousness, a little mini rail thing we set up in my friends dorm room last year just to practice presses on

Nov 13 2008 9:29PM

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ajax

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Basket ball hoop/rim

Nov 13 2008 9:31PM

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Steazel

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A wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, but only once.

Nov 13 2008 9:44PM

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inactive

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a woodchuck trap

Nov 13 2008 10:05PM

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Jballz

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i jibbed a snow board

Nov 13 2008 10:06PM

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SteezeNutz

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I heard this girl that went to my school had a quite robust clitoral hood... So i asked if i could get my jib on.

Nov 13 2008 10:10PM

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MC_POUTINE

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at hood this summer coming over a huge roller going very fast a snowboarder was just sitting there. so i tail tapped his face

Nov 13 2008 10:12PM

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Smuffy

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corrugated piping, some logs i dragged out of the woods behind my house. my dog tripped me one time when i was skiing in my backyard too one time... i guess thats a jib.

Nov 13 2008 10:15PM

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E.Durtschi

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a public park restroom

Nov 13 2008 10:17PM

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