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Sexy skier girls

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RRhighrider
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 1,142

once you meet one they are rearly hard to get off your mind.

Nov 10 2008 3:21PM
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Tortao
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give some examples

Nov 10 2008 3:23PM
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Steazel
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Sounds like a good story, mind sharing? :)
Nov 10 2008 3:25PM
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RRhighrider
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i am a board member on my schools ski/snowboard club.  i meet a sexy skier girl at our broomball event and i could not play because i have a broken hand and broomball= tons of fun at eating shit so i was being careful.  so she hung out with me all night and we had tons of fun.  later this past weekend so came over to my house again to hang and it was awesome.  now i am thinking about her instead of doing homework.
Nov 10 2008 3:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
that's awesome man, you should take her out to dinner. see where things go. good luck
Nov 10 2008 3:39PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
i wish i could meet a sexy skier girl...closest thing i've had is a sexy boarder girl.
Nov 10 2008 3:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 85
Keystone is full of em.



No homo.
Nov 10 2008 3:54PM
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s_a_m
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haha i like the idea
Nov 10 2008 3:55PM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
pee in her butt
Nov 10 2008 3:58PM
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H0NKY
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i have seen sexy skier girls, but i have yet to meet one that shreds the park
Nov 10 2008 4:11PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
word. nothing like the sound of duct tape rolling off their pretty lips.
Nov 10 2008 4:13PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 85
Mossy Oak duct tape?
Nov 10 2008 4:15PM
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anthony_B
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WORD. There is this hot little number I know of, and she is decked out in all the freshest gear. XL Threads and armada skis. My buddies and I call her the female version of T-Hall, straight up gorilla steeze the whole way down the mountain. However, I have yet to see her hit any feature in the park. She just rides around with all these guys, who are fucking sick btw but she just watches. She's pretty much there personal cheerleader. ahaha

anyways... the point of the story is. She sexy as fuck but can't throw down.
Nov 10 2008 4:24PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,274
i know some hot racer girls but all the hot girls who ride twins and deck out in the xxl gear just suck, they just slide down the park and don't hit anything
Nov 10 2008 4:29PM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
Posts: 402 - Karma: 31

I met this really gorgeous and sweet skier chick this weekend. She was here visiting my roommate but we ended up chilling the whole time. We skied together a couple days at A-basin and had a blast.

Killer body, beautiful long hair, and some of the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Hopefully she comes to visit me in Vail this season.

Nov 10 2008 4:32PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
straight up Click for larger image duck duct tape. gives you that riveting feeling and leaves little spackle in case you want another go.
Nov 10 2008 4:35PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299

My Girlfriend.  COUNT IT!

Nov 10 2008 5:10PM
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A.R.
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sweet man. props. im having large woman trouble right now. im actucally kind of jealous of you baha
Nov 10 2008 5:13PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2989 - Karma: 4,610

My thoughts on Skier girls:

if you Really love skiing, and you really like this girl, you are asking for trouble. I dated this adorable skiier girl for 2 years, beautiful, smart, blonde, just all around sexy. We went skiing twice a week together every week of the season, she was really good, was cool with the bro's and never found a line she couldnt get down. But we had a really bad breakup, and theres some stuff, places, people i dont really like anymore cause it throws me down memmory lane. Sure im a little girl about it, and yea it was like 2 years ago, but hey, Nas sums it up pretty well "pussy kills"

haha

naw but good for you man, sounds like you got yourself a catch.

Nov 10 2008 5:18PM
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Drail
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yea, hot skier chicks can be trouble dude. well - i say this but i only get with hot snowboarder chicks, but i put them all in the same pot. I was with this hot snowboarder chick who ripped for 4 years. It was good you know, you both love each other, love the sport... but then things got stupid. we'd be riding the hill with a group of friends (like you do), but she'd saying weird shit like "we never ride togeather anymore" while going up the lift during a day of riding togeather. apparently she wanted to just ski with me, and noone else... but that shit doesn't make any sense. since when did skiing mean holding hands while skiing down a run, ya know?

next were stupid comments like "i'm tired of being number 2. when will you love me more than skiing?" that was shortly before i dumped her (there were other reasons involved, but short story - she was trying to change my ass".

now i'm going out with a chick who is still a hot snowboarder chick, just just doesn't rip it up like the old one - which works out better 'cause we go to the hill and she does her thing, i do mine, and we meet up at the bar after last chair. lets hope she stays cool eh?



really though - all girls have a risk of getting all "why do you love skiing more than me?" trouble.
Nov 10 2008 5:42PM
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babujib
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shit man yeah im almost in the same boat as you, met this girl who i thought was cute and wicked chill and got to talking with her and later found out that she goes to like windells each year and rips it, so i fully intend on getting with her next time we chill, and i think shes going to the same girltalk concert i am so well see how it turns out.
Nov 10 2008 6:05PM
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Kazabazua
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nah dinner day 2's rarely work, go out to a club with her and some of your friends usually thats the best.
Nov 10 2008 6:14PM
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vincepru
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fine as fuck (my opinion)  and rips = Ashley Battersby  
Nov 10 2008 6:42PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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yeah and shes the most morally strong girl ive ever met. crazy good girl.
Nov 10 2008 6:49PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34

straight up. that's the only way to pick up ladies

Nov 10 2008 6:55PM
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Rachy
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Ugh... CPP RR drama.

Bad news. Go for someone not there.
If you must, make sure she is not in a sorority. I saw those photos and knew of 1/3 of the girls in there.
Nov 10 2008 7:15PM
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Shpadoinkle
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You obviously haven't seen the Mossy Oak stuff. It's the same, but baller.
Nov 10 2008 7:24PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
really? that sounds sweet, but can it hold up to the twisting and abuse of girl-sized wrists struggling?
Nov 10 2008 7:37PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 85
Yeah, except for me. I always have my knife on me.
Nov 10 2008 7:41PM
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skithe49th
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i was goin out with this chick, she didnt ski but she was cool with me skiing and sometimes she'd go and just play around. one weekend though she just started bitching at me cause i went skiing all the time...it didnt go much farther
Nov 10 2008 7:53PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
remind me to use a stronger ethanol dosage on you...
Nov 10 2008 9:13PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Breakin' out the moonshine on me, aye?
Nov 10 2008 9:17PM
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Horizon
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Naa he's just gonna throw heavier corn at you, and hope it knocks you out longer.
Nov 10 2008 9:20PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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As in, you're having a problem with large women?
Nov 10 2008 9:21PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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i prefer to call it the blackout-before-you-dip-out
Nov 10 2008 9:22PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Chuck or shuck corn?
Nov 10 2008 9:22PM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Just to be romantic..........you get to choose.
Nov 10 2008 9:24PM
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thenakedcellist
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get on THAAATT SONN
Nov 10 2008 9:25PM
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Fly_White_Boy
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I need to actually meet a snow bunny instead of yelling to them from the chair....

You guys are lucky.
Nov 10 2008 9:26PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Stripping corn....

Hmmmmm...
Nov 10 2008 9:26PM
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skinnylove
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they're always way hotter with their goggles on.
Nov 10 2008 9:27PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Are you saying that we have ugly faces?
Nov 10 2008 9:29PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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dunno, i never look into the girls eyes anyways. so what does it matter?
Nov 10 2008 9:31PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Baggy gear hides things.
Nov 10 2008 9:33PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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only my massive cock. youll just be wearing goggles.
Nov 10 2008 9:36PM
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inactive
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no, no need to call no homo

/creeper
Nov 10 2008 9:36PM
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Shpadoinkle
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That was inappropriate.

Nov 10 2008 9:37PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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that's life.
Nov 10 2008 9:39PM
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Shpadoinkle
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We already made a thread about it. We're starting a "chick posse".
Nov 10 2008 9:41PM
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mackinnon
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that goes both ways haha
Nov 10 2008 11:01PM
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no_steeze
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haha you need xxl to contain your 4 inch dick?
Nov 10 2008 11:04PM
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