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Best pickup lines

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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

my girls and i are having a little pickup competition this weekend up at breck and key so we need some really rad ass pickup lines

Nov 5 2008 11:38PM
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caitie_baby
Posts: 180 - Karma: 41

"That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I was on you I would be coming too."
Dec 17 2008 9:50PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
hahahah
Dec 17 2008 9:51PM
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jstan4
Posts: 177 - Karma: 46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE7idwNu3gY

hope no one beat me too it
Dec 17 2008 10:00PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive


Dec 17 2008 10:07PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Nerds turn me on. That's a good one.
Dec 17 2008 10:13PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
haha never heard that one
Dec 17 2008 10:40PM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
yeah if you think of it in terms of CUM
Dec 17 2008 11:28PM
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Austeeze
Posts: 807 - Karma: 18
Not really one for "pickup lines" but here is this

Younger bro of my best mate made up this one "Hey babe how's your night been?" "Want me to make it better?"

He is 13 ha ha ha
Dec 18 2008 2:11AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
omg that is too cute
Dec 18 2008 4:02AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
AWWWWWWW!
Dec 18 2008 9:49AM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15

The pickup line guaranteed to work every single time:

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

Dec 18 2008 11:59PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
bahahahaha!!! thats awesome
Dec 19 2008 12:05AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
in the middle of the convo just be like
SUCK MY DICK
if that doesn't work slap her

remember boys

we don't hit woman
but we slap ho's
Dec 19 2008 12:09AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
hahahah shit

and aspendukes, its carrots that are supposed to make your eyesight better. isnt that what the joke's referencing? i dono i dont even remember what the reference was now. damn
Dec 25 2008 2:25AM
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Runthered
Posts: 208 - Karma: 7
"excuse me you stole my breath"...
"i want want it back"
Dec 25 2008 2:28AM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

Want an STD?

I have 4 STD and I hear when you get the 5th they name it after you, so I was wondering if you were the one I was looking for?

Dec 25 2008 9:34PM
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immasnowboarder
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
is there a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants.
Dec 26 2008 1:50AM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
the voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you

remeber, while saying this keep your eyes on the floor and act weird
Dec 26 2008 1:58AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
are you a turkey? cause i wanna stuff it up your ass

what has 32 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

is there a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants

i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail


sorry f those have been said already
Dec 26 2008 11:41AM
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alpha1ne
Posts: 205 - Karma: 17

i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

Dec 26 2008 4:36PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
  1. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  2. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  3. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
  4. You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good
  5. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
  6. Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
  7. Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
  8. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
  9. Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
Dec 26 2008 5:14PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18
  1. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  2. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  3. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Very Nice

Number 10 is kinda slap in the face.

that breaking the ice is one someone would legitamately would use often

V

Dec 26 2008 5:18PM
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ski-plastic
Posts: 311 - Karma: 64
Just window shopping..... or looking to try something on??
Dec 26 2008 5:23PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

Very Nice

10 is kinda a slap in the face

ice cube one=legitamate

some how that did turn out right

Dec 26 2008 5:24PM
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MIDWEST.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 66
omg that issss toooo cute haah
Dec 26 2008 5:35PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 98,331
bump and reposting this quote because its too good

"Is your avalanche beacon battery low?" because I've been searching for you all day.
Oct 7 2014 12:02AM
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HSmith
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,940
Krotchbump and reposting this quote because its too good

"Is your avalanche beacon battery low?" because I've been searching for you all day.

You need to cop one of these

Oct 7 2014 12:31AM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
aye gurl.

i lost my number, can I have yours?
Oct 7 2014 12:36AM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
I hope you have pet insurance, because I'm about to smash your pussy
Oct 7 2014 1:43PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,832
word. flash a titty and youll be pullin in some much meat stick itll be like you won a years supply of slim jims[/QUOTE]
This is the best thing ever
Mar 21 2015 9:56PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
This thread is gold.
Mar 21 2015 10:49PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
I might not be asian but I'll still eat your cat
Did you sit in sugar? Cause that ass is pretty sweet
Mar 22 2015 6:01PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9401 - Karma: 68,882
assuming you're picking up men, you don't need much more than:

Nice Shoes, wanna bang?

You probably don't even need that first part though.
Jul 14 2021 12:52AM
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