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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

my girls and i are having a little pickup competition this weekend up at breck and key so we need some really rad ass pickup lines

Nov 5 2008 11:38PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I just melted.


We have a winner.
Dec 10 2008 12:22PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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im using that this weekend, its foolproof
Dec 10 2008 1:08PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
go up to him give the look and whisper that you want some more and he will jizz in his pants. if that doesn't work eat a grape infront of him
Dec 10 2008 1:16PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2988 - Karma: 4,581
a grape?
Dec 10 2008 1:18PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
FUCKING ACE!
Dec 10 2008 1:23PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
just be like

You: Hey

Said Person: Hi

You: Do you think im hot?

Said Person: Mehhh

(Grab his cock and ask what do you think about me know)

Said Person: You grabbed my cock and i jizzed in my pants
Dec 10 2008 1:28PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
im a girl... trying to pick up boys lol i dont think ill pick up any strait ones with that lol
Dec 10 2008 4:55PM
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C-Weezy
Posts: 786 - Karma: 50
funniest..movie..ever..so many lines that are just great..kinda have to watch it more than once tho.
Dec 10 2008 5:05PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Prime.
Dec 12 2008 5:41PM
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Sandesh
Posts: 56 - Karma: 20
"are your parents drug dealers? cause your dope and i'm addicted" SO GOOD! haha. GOOD THREAD IDEA. props girls.
Dec 13 2008 8:47AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
haha yeah^, i dont have any pickup lines, im a n00b.
Dec 13 2008 9:23AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
hahaha youre retarded (in a good way)
Dec 13 2008 12:17PM
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H0NKY
Posts: 250 - Karma: 18
my name might not be Fred flinstone but i could sure make your bedrock
Dec 13 2008 12:23PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
Last summer I went up to a girl in a club and asked her if she skied, she told me no, so I asked if she danced and she looked at me and says "is that a pick up line?" I told her yes and then we got down on the dance floor for an hour or so.
Dec 13 2008 12:45PM
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Spanks
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
You like sex too? That's cool, we should do that some time. Hard.
Dec 13 2008 12:59PM
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negro_skiah
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
hoe give me head
Dec 13 2008 1:17PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
I'm glad i visited NS today
Dec 13 2008 4:24PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
I am as well^
Dec 13 2008 8:08PM
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Jordan_P
Posts: 621 - Karma: 33
"hey bitch...i dont pull out"
Dec 13 2008 8:19PM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11
hahahahahaahhahahahahahaah.
karma for you!

Dec 13 2008 9:13PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
i seem to have lost my virginity, can i have yours?
Dec 13 2008 9:18PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

ive heard versions of that before lol the version i experienced was:  my friend used his finger to signal me to go over to where he was and he was like "HAH i just fingered you until you came!" 

long story short we totally hooked up haha

hahah epic

Dec 15 2008 6:56AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

this was in a pick-u´p thread on here a while ago:

(really good right now before Xmas)

make a picture with your phone or whatever of here. just go to her, dont talk, make the pic and start to get away quickly... SHE WILL hold you back and ask something like "whats going on?". then you simply counter with "i just needed a picture to visualize SANTA what i want for christmas"

Dec 15 2008 9:57AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084

for girls:

replace HER with HIM

replace SHE with HE

but btw, a girl doesnt need a pickup line.....

Dec 15 2008 9:59AM
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CakedWiddit
Posts: 268 - Karma: 13
May i see your breast please? (the please is the deal maker)
Dec 15 2008 10:01AM
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Sandesh
Posts: 56 - Karma: 20
just one?
Dec 15 2008 10:44AM
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CakedWiddit
Posts: 268 - Karma: 13
duh you cant just rush into it...one thing at a time
Dec 15 2008 1:48PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
That just made my day. +k
Dec 15 2008 2:01PM
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Sandesh
Posts: 56 - Karma: 20
ohhhh! sillly me
Dec 15 2008 2:02PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2988 - Karma: 4,581
sure to get the freak-a-leeks
Dec 15 2008 2:07PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
wanna go get some dinner and watch a movie?

or you can be the dinner and we can make the movie

something like that.
Dec 15 2008 4:37PM
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4-Front
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Dec 15 2008 5:05PM
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Executive
Posts: 92 - Karma: 33
i want you to put your p in my v. 
than i want you to b your l all over my t's!
Dec 15 2008 5:43PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
borat voice "I like-ah you"
Dec 15 2008 6:12PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 341
that is sure to get anyone...
Dec 15 2008 6:27PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
what i did in my last pick up line contest...

hold out you fist, pause, and say "you think it will fit?"
Dec 15 2008 6:38PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
haha those videos are hilarious. its actually pretty funny one of the guys i picked up is now by boyfriend.... awwww lol
Dec 16 2008 12:05AM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
the word of the day is legs. lets go back to my place and spread the word
Dec 16 2008 12:19PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
Please tell me if that worked. If so, where do you live?
Dec 17 2008 9:43AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
that's how Rape happens...
Dec 17 2008 11:14AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
dont need one if your hot
Dec 17 2008 1:50PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
ummm perfection??
Dec 17 2008 1:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Bennett is just easy like that. Too cute.
Dec 17 2008 1:54PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
i know hes such a slut
Dec 17 2008 2:18PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Whiskey and duct tape. That's all it takes.




I think I need to start using these lines.
Dec 17 2008 2:44PM
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.Jibber20
Posts: 231 - Karma: 75
is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants
Dec 17 2008 8:17PM
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jstan4
Posts: 177 - Karma: 46
did ur dad eat alot of carrots? cuz uve got nice eyes...ok that was lame, but i dont know any for girls to use, just act suductive
for guys to girls one is, uve got over 1000 bones in ur body, want another one?
Dec 17 2008 8:29PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
"hey I think my phones broken can you call it real quick?"

then the rest is easy cause you don't have to worry, you can just be cool and have fun.

Dec 17 2008 9:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Wouldn't that be a potato?
Dec 17 2008 9:26PM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 40
hahaahhaha
Dec 17 2008 9:35PM
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