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my girls and i are having a little pickup competition this weekend up at breck and key so we need some really rad ass pickup lines
If you're a girl, and you're hot... you only need 3 words
"lets have sex"
and i gaurentee you can pick up 1000 guys
^^ I think you just added me as a facebook friend.
Q: HOw much does a polar bear weigh? . . .
A: enough to break teh ice
that's the best one i've used as a joke. it worked though
aahaha that happened to susan the other day she was hard core scopin this snowboard guy and was like omg hes so hot and then he took off his goggs and whatnot and she was like FUCK i know him and ive hooked up with him and hes not attractive lol
dude im with aspen i already know almost every girl i shred with anyways itd just be like oh can i have your number oh wait i already do we drove here together
ohh mang,
yea hes right about the "look" tho. if you know how to do it and you look good you can stop guys in mid jib.
that or when you get on the lift with some guys get uncomfotably close to them and sit in the middle (if there are 2 of you riding quad) and just like mess with them, the will be talking about you for months.
Girls don't need pick up lines.
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You know how some guys drive really fancy expensive cars to make up for certian "shortages"?
I dont even have a car.
