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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

my girls and i are having a little pickup competition this weekend up at breck and key so we need some really rad ass pickup lines

Nov 5 2008 11:38PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
That's really well thought out.
Nov 6 2008 10:51AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330

If you're a girl, and you're hot... you only need 3 words

"lets have sex"

and i gaurentee you can pick up 1000 guys

Nov 6 2008 10:55AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
theres a difference between picking a guy up and getting his number and sleeping with him lol
Nov 6 2008 11:14AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Picking a guy up and getting his number?

Or

Getting his number and sleeping with him?
Nov 6 2008 11:22AM
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CHRISm
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10

^^ I think you just added me as a facebook friend.

Q: HOw much does a polar bear weigh? . . . 

 A: enough to break teh ice

that's the best one i've used as a joke. it worked though

Nov 6 2008 11:38AM
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katrina
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getting his number and thats it lol maybe shredding with him if hes worth my time lol
Nov 6 2008 12:18PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
That's the way to go.
Nov 6 2008 12:20PM
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Hannah.
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haha my roommate and i have a whole poster of them

Nov 6 2008 12:26PM
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=FLO=
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Hey Baby I have an F-C-K all I need is U !!!
Nov 6 2008 12:28PM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Approach random guy....

Got a girlfriend?    if no proceed

Are you gay?  If no proceed

Then why haven't you given me your number already?
Nov 6 2008 12:39PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
its hard to give "the look" through goggles/bandana hahah..unless you whip them off for a second, then put them back on...but that's awkward hahaha
Nov 6 2008 12:42PM
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Shpadoinkle
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That's why Velcro was invented.
Nov 6 2008 12:48PM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
Sorry for double post.

Btw, it is gonna be really easy for girls to get mass amounts of guy's numbers.  Like shooting fish in a barrel.  The competition will really only be who puts in more time and is quicker.  If you really want a screwy and fun competition that takes skill, make it picking up other women haha.  Seriously, it would take skill and luck and would be funny as hell seeing all of you trying to find the bi or lesbians on the hills.  Even finding 1 could mean the difference in the competition.

Would make for a real competition, guys are too easy (pun intended).
Nov 6 2008 12:48PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

aahaha that happened to susan the other day she was hard core scopin this snowboard guy and was like omg hes so hot and then he took off his goggs and whatnot and she was like FUCK i know him and ive hooked up with him and hes not attractive lol

Nov 6 2008 12:49PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I'm strictly no homo.
Nov 6 2008 12:50PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

dude im with aspen i already know almost every girl i shred with anyways itd just be like oh can i have your number oh wait i already do we drove here together

Nov 6 2008 12:52PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
"hey are those space pants your wearing ( insert guys stupid answer) kuz your ass is out of this world!"
Nov 6 2008 12:53PM
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Horizon
Posts: 368 - Karma: 21
You wouldn't actually be following up on them haha.  But ya, it would take a crazy bunch to do it just for shits and giggles.
Nov 6 2008 12:53PM
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Shpadoinkle
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I would have to be really drunk, but I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
Nov 6 2008 12:59PM
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k8stewart
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hahaha oh sooz girl. i miss you all...wish i was there to get some babe's numbers.
Nov 6 2008 12:59PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
yea turns out that guy was cheese lol
Nov 6 2008 1:03PM
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Kyle=
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10

"i no this might seem crazy but i have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis... and if you want to come over later i can put some words in your mouth"
Nov 6 2008 1:11PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Warning: Don't choke on big words.
Nov 6 2008 1:14PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 4,575

ohh mang,

yea hes right about the "look" tho. if you know how to do it and you look good you can stop guys in mid jib.

that or when you get on the lift with some guys get uncomfotably close to them and sit in the middle (if there are 2 of you riding quad) and just like mess with them, the will be talking about you for months.

Nov 6 2008 1:35PM
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MIDWEST.
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haha laura i never wear my goggles so i can always give the look
Nov 30 2008 3:49PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
it always gives me the butterbumps, i never really get the gooseflies.
Nov 30 2008 4:00PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
"Is your daddy a baker, because you've got nice buns"
Nov 30 2008 5:08PM
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Runthered
Posts: 208 - Karma: 7
nice legs..
when do they open up!
Nov 30 2008 5:34PM
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al_britskiier
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Is your name Gillette?  Because you're the best a man can get.
Nov 30 2008 6:10PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
word on the streets is that you have legs.
do you mind if i spread the word?
Nov 30 2008 8:35PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
wanna go get some pizza maybe have some sex

no!

what you dont like pizza?
Nov 30 2008 8:46PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820

Girls don't need pick up lines.
/thread

Nov 30 2008 8:54PM
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.Jibber20
Posts: 231 - Karma: 75
lets do some math, we can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply
Nov 30 2008 9:00PM
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katrina
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haha the pickup lines were hilarious i totally ended up with 5 dates in the space of a week and 5 great stories all starting with bad pickup lines lol
Dec 1 2008 12:02AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
you like my chain?
Dec 1 2008 12:03AM
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jayo.
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would you like to fornicate?
Dec 1 2008 12:12AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
how about...


HEY!
how would you like to touch my belly button from the inside?
Dec 1 2008 12:14AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
owch. i dont think thats what people mean when they say 'push my buttons'
Dec 1 2008 1:07AM
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katrina
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what? lol
Dec 1 2008 1:08AM
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T.Hartman
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what has 99 metal bars and holds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper
Dec 1 2008 1:12AM
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Hedekar
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You know how some guys drive really fancy expensive cars to make up for certian "shortages"?

I dont even have a car.

Dec 1 2008 10:41AM
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HeartBeatFaster
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"Funky Fresh"

Give them the look and then tell them you have like 5 STD's... that will get any guy.
Dec 1 2008 12:38PM
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MIDWEST.
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i honestly dont think anybody really wants STDs especially if u have 5 of them
Dec 10 2008 12:35AM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
be like, do you clean your pants with windex? and the guy will be like wtf? then say, because i can practically see myself in them. then show him your tits
Dec 10 2008 12:51AM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
Dec 10 2008 9:10AM
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shredtahoesteezy
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
i got some skittles in my mouth...wanna taste the rainbow??
Dec 10 2008 9:41AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
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i got a $5 bill. work yo magic slut.
Dec 10 2008 9:45AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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quailman knows whats up
Dec 10 2008 9:58AM
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Shpadoinkle
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That kills...
Dec 10 2008 12:08PM
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spruitm
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you curl your finger up signaling for them to come over to you.  they are intrigued, so they do.
then you say "i just made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with my whole hand"

works every time
Dec 10 2008 12:11PM
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