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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

my girls and i are having a little pickup competition this weekend up at breck and key so we need some really rad ass pickup lines

Nov 5 2008 11:38PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
nice shoes.... lets fuck
Nov 5 2008 11:39PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
girls really don't need pickup lines.  but you can come to utah and try some on me!
Nov 5 2008 11:40PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
^ oh geez, i didnt realize this was a girl... all you need is "OH GOD IM WASTED AND WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO YOU IF YOU BUY ME ANOTHER DRINK"- with slurred speach and a broken stiletto your in
Nov 5 2008 11:43PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

ill be shredding little cottonwood in like a month ill look for you lol

Nov 5 2008 11:44PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
haha, um, girl+summit county. theres no contest to have.
Nov 5 2008 11:46PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
zomgzzz... look for me too, i live in ootah... and i love you becuase you have boobies
Nov 5 2008 11:46PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
sweet just look for someone on some skis you havent seen yet and it might be me!
Nov 5 2008 11:46PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
word. flash a titty and youll be pullin in some much meat stick itll be like you won a years supply of slim jims
Nov 5 2008 11:49PM
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katrina
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sounds like a fantastic plan
Nov 5 2008 11:49PM
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katrina
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ive totally used that before hahaha
Nov 5 2008 11:50PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
+1
Nov 5 2008 11:51PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

it is becuase if your a girl in summit county you already know almost every dude there and they deffinately know you

Nov 5 2008 11:53PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
are you from Tennessee? because your the only 10 i see

Got two nipples for a dime?

You'll do.
Nov 5 2008 11:54PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

just grab his crotch and whisper in his ear, "I want you"

Nov 5 2008 11:55PM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

do guys really respond to conversations about their nipples lol

Nov 6 2008 12:01AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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if you talked about my nipples i would get a little embarassed...
Nov 6 2008 12:03AM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
oh hey denise whats up-hot rod
Nov 6 2008 12:03AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Pretty much. I've been here since Friday and I already know a ton of guys.
Nov 6 2008 12:04AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
" so i've got the french fry part dialed in i think, but did you say i need to bend over more when i pizza?  Like this?"  (as you bend over with your toes pointed in)  having your pants really loose and almost or completely falling down is a plus
Nov 6 2008 12:07AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
DAAAMN!! the back of yoo head is ridiculus!!

are your parents drug dealers? cuz your dope and I'm addicted

your eyes are as blue as the ocean and baby im lost at sea

wanna go get pizza and go back to my place to fuck? WHAT you dont like pizza?? (something like that i forgot)




Nov 6 2008 12:08AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192
yea i know the feeling. its kinda nice though all my guy friends pretty much only recognize me when im snowboarding when i put skies on i apparently become some completely other girl.  gotta love the 1:8 ratio of summit though.
Nov 6 2008 12:11AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Don't make yourself easy, girls. There's a reason why the ratio is where it's at.
Nov 6 2008 12:15AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
the ratio in tahoe is sad.  That's why there's soo much good pot (c;
Nov 6 2008 12:17AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Maybe we should just have an all-girl group at Breck. HA!
Nov 6 2008 12:19AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

oh for reals. a bunch of us ride and ski together all the time anyways join us!

and we aren't given ourselves away we are tryin to get numbers not tryin to get laid...thats a contest i dont want to be winning

Nov 6 2008 12:23AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I eat babies, do you want to make some? I'm hungry.

Gets the biddies every time.
Nov 6 2008 12:24AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Word!

I'll be up this weekend.

Winterfresh pants and a white jacket.
Nov 6 2008 12:25AM
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katrina
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word bright green pants and probably a sweater. i might be snowboarding this weekend so dont be fooled!
Nov 6 2008 12:28AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Who doesn't have bright green pants? HA! But ya, shouldn't be too hard. Do you know Hannah?
Nov 6 2008 12:30AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
girls dont need pickup lines, just ask the guy if he wants to put his dick in u
Nov 6 2008 12:48AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Yes, there is always that approach. But remember...it's all a game...
Nov 6 2008 12:49AM
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katrina
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totally. im really good friends with laura so ive been riding/ skiing with both of them lately. i was actually just bitching to laura about transferring to CU.  i take it you know brian and russ and ryan and donk and spong and all those kids then right?
Nov 6 2008 12:53AM
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Shpadoinkle
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So after talking to Katrina over PM we have come to realize that a lot of boys are bitches. Any nice ones out there? HA!
Nov 6 2008 1:30AM
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katrina
Posts: 2395 - Karma: 15,192

yea for real

2 nice girls seeking 2 nice guys who shred and believe in karma and who act their age

haha thats not gunna happen

Nov 6 2008 1:41AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Maybe even three girls.
Nov 6 2008 1:42AM
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OldManFinkyBeans
Posts: 217 - Karma: 16

hahahaha wow some guys are sooo disrespectful.

as for pick up lines for girls?

dont really need them id say.

id say "the look" is enough. gives me the goosebumps and the butterflies.

the gooseflies

the flying geese.

ever hear about that story with the man with one leg?!?!

Nov 6 2008 2:20AM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
keystone sunday anyone? meet me there :)
Nov 6 2008 2:50AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Surprise!
Yell that right before you plow them, that way it's not rape, just surprise sex.

I didn't make that up but it's funny.
Nov 6 2008 2:53AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Too busy...
Nov 6 2008 2:57AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
DEEEEEEEENIED!
Nov 6 2008 3:07AM
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Shpadoinkle
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It was an incomplete sentence. I could have said....

Too busy, go to Breck.
Nov 6 2008 3:13AM
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skiingonskis
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keystone will blow breck away early season...and lots of people dont make much of a difference when hiking rails...
Nov 6 2008 3:23AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Riiiiight. Have fun.
Nov 6 2008 3:25AM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
it will be
Nov 6 2008 3:32AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Fine!
Nov 6 2008 3:33AM
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skiingonskis
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its ok, youve lived in CO since like friday, and ive lived here for 17 years, so im fairly confident :)
Nov 6 2008 3:37AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I can see the top of Peru from my pillow.
Nov 6 2008 3:43AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
girls dont need pick up lines all they have to say is " oh im so drunk right now i dont even care who i sleep with at this point" and tada you have  a line up
Nov 6 2008 7:59AM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
"those skis would look really great in the trunk of my car, and those clothes on the floor next to my bed, why dont you give me your number?"
Nov 6 2008 9:10AM
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AntifreezeSteeze
Posts: 1643 - Karma: 53
word it makes me feel special occasionally. and it starts up convos and then you can cop some guys digits.
Nov 6 2008 9:22AM
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