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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

list them

pizza face, personal favorite

Nov 5 2008 12:50PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531

Anything with ya mum or your face.

You cum dumpster for a girl

cockmuncher for a guy.

You're gay

or something using big words tha tstumps them

Nov 5 2008 10:22PM
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TerraceSkier18
Posts: 120 - Karma: 11
Cock nose or just say who you. It makes people really mad after a while.
Nov 5 2008 11:40PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
anything followed by "jew"  I have nothing against jews, i juat watch too much south park..lol  "stupid jew"  lmao
Nov 5 2008 11:44PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
basically anything from the australian aboriginal swear words section from a book my friend has on swearing....soooo funny. words that mean like large scrotum and vagina nose and the list goes on.
Nov 5 2008 11:52PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
NICE COMEBACK!!!

anywho, we were having some thing at school and we named our team the porchmonkeys, it was badass
Nov 5 2008 11:57PM
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eric25
Posts: 754 - Karma: 11
Agree with them. Eventually they will give up. Example:

"Your such a douche."
"I'm such a douche."

Eventually they just give up. I do this to my sister when she gets pissed at me.
Nov 6 2008 12:05AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
donkey raping shit eater
Nov 6 2008 12:19AM
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ianz2
Posts: 412 - Karma: 50
screaming  wrong!!!!  then walking away
^
that always works

or

assfuckingdickshitsaucecuntbitchloaf to you to





Nov 6 2008 12:27AM
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JQ89
Posts: 432 - Karma: 10
gabwej

renob

cum guzzling colon cowboy

pickle smoocher

stoonad (spelling?)

Nov 6 2008 12:38AM
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Love_Wins.
Posts: 5536 - Karma: -1
I don't use many insults save the occcasional "that's what she said" or something.

I usually go with something along the lines of: if you don't STFU right this instant I'm gonna punch your heart through the back of your body

or

I'm gonna kill your whole family for that

or

I'm about to cut your head off with a toothbrush


Yeah, something like that.
Nov 6 2008 2:57AM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
ass gambler
Nov 6 2008 11:51AM
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slevin_kelevra
Posts: 416 - Karma: 13
go take a shit in your bed and put your face in it
Nov 6 2008 11:53AM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078

Nov 6 2008 12:44PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

" Oh yah I almost forgot... I dont care"

or shut the fuck you!

Nov 6 2008 12:49PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
yall are trying to hard to make em funny. just call them fags an leave
Nov 6 2008 12:50PM
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4379 - Karma: 26,364
sack masta
Nov 6 2008 4:18PM
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Geoff.
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 12
yeah well my dad could beat up your dad.



shitdick.
Nov 6 2008 4:27PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
1.) All I hear is blah blah blah I'm a big bitch

2.) If I was half as big of a bitch as you id be a huge bitch
Nov 8 2008 1:18PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Shut up mailbox-head. It's cupcake time!
Nov 8 2008 1:27PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Their is nothing like a "your dad" joke to boggle someones mind.
Nov 8 2008 1:43PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
you're a niggerfaggot
Nov 8 2008 5:17PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
dickbag, dickshit, dickass, asspiss, titshit, dwarf fucker, rapist, child molester, so many good ones out there kids!
Nov 8 2008 5:21PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
call them an asshat. works everytime
Nov 8 2008 6:05PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
"what the hell is that?"
"what?"
"that stupid fucking look on your face"

we did that for a few straight months for sure


and cum guzzling pillow biter



Nov 8 2008 6:12PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14489 - Karma: 10,640
wiener wipe
sweaty indian queef
dink smack
penis tickler
little boy fondler
cromaggot
crofaggot
homoerectus
Nov 8 2008 6:13PM
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