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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

list them

pizza face, personal favorite

Nov 5 2008 12:50PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
ur a pizza face
Nov 5 2008 12:53PM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11

am not, you are.

or douche followed by any 2 syllabe word : douchecannon, douchejungle, doucheconoe, douchenozzle

or just hilarious little kid comebacks, like sticking out your tounge and putting your hand up[ to your nose and wigggling your fingers.

people never know what to say back.

Nov 5 2008 12:54PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
im gonna jizlock ur eyeballs
Nov 5 2008 12:54PM
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timmy.hartnett
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
twat waffle
Nov 5 2008 12:55PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
shitwaffle
cunt muffin
fucknut
douchecaptain

and my personal favorite "oh yeah.......well....yeah"
Nov 5 2008 1:15PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
shit stabber
Nov 5 2008 1:16PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
i like shit ass

"shut the hell up you fuckin shit-ass!"
Nov 5 2008 1:16PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
you have bad skin!
Nov 5 2008 2:06PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

YOUR A TOWEL!

and calling girls fat is amazing

Nov 5 2008 2:09PM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
cock jockey is always a winner


I hate when i think of an awesome comeback like 5 minutes later! It pisses me off so much
Nov 5 2008 2:16PM
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OldManFinkyBeans
Posts: 217 - Karma: 16
i like cock swab
Nov 5 2008 2:19PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Wingnut

Buttmunch

Stupidhead

Stupidface

Butthead
Nov 5 2008 2:21PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
sometimes with girls i give little obscure observations about their appearance that may or may not be true
ex. your eyes are too far apart, they stress about it forever if they are the type of girl id be mean to in the first place
Nov 5 2008 2:25PM
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speedy29
Posts: 868 - Karma: 10
aids infected cum bubble
Nov 5 2008 2:26PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
cum guzzling thunder c*nt 

really though dont use this one, you will probably get beat. haha
Nov 5 2008 2:26PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
meat gazer
Nov 5 2008 3:19PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
telling any girl to LOSE 50 POUNDS is a winner

or yelling CALL THE ZOO when you see a really heinous looking girl
Nov 5 2008 3:23PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
If i wanted my cum back id take it off your mom's face

nuf ced
Nov 5 2008 3:25PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
Im a fan of following anything they say up with what they said...

EX:THEY SAY: Get a job YOU SAY: You get a job !
Nov 5 2008 3:26PM
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Beinebee_Ski
Posts: 3 - Karma: 28

im gonna throw a rock at your head

theres a bear behind you

Nov 5 2008 5:02PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
is that you some back?? or do you have to much cum backed up in your throat?
Nov 5 2008 5:07PM
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KjellEllefson
Posts: 581 - Karma: 254
what about "id hit you if you were a woman"
Nov 5 2008 5:09PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
i use that one aton also, when people pull the "psh cool shoes joe" best comeback is "cool face at least i can get new shoes" i use that a ton because i wear obnoxious shit
Nov 5 2008 5:23PM
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ripthis
Posts: 137 - Karma: 10
anytime anyone says anything just say "no you!"
Nov 5 2008 5:54PM
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wunderskier
Posts: 418 - Karma: 9
NNIICCEE!!
Nov 5 2008 6:00PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
Nut gobbling gootch monster

ass spelunker

i'ma cum up your butt while your sleeping! is a good one...

fuck you! is the best comeback ever

or talk about how hot their sister is, i do that a lot
Nov 5 2008 6:27PM
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C+Thompson
Posts: 434 - Karma: 97
If I wanted lip from you I'd unzip my fly.
BAM
Nov 5 2008 6:38PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61

YOU  PLAY  BALL  LIKE  A  GIRL!!!!!

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Nov 5 2008 7:12PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
i randomly used one the other day that i had never heard

cuntfag
Nov 5 2008 7:24PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
bubblebeam! BLUBLBLUBLUBLBLBLUBLUBLU
Nov 5 2008 7:26PM
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BigMeech621
Posts: 1257 - Karma: 16
i know you are but what am i?
Nov 5 2008 7:27PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
bag o grundle butter
Nov 5 2008 7:30PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
your mom...
Nov 5 2008 7:52PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
say something mean then finish it of with a " im just joking...... but seriously"
Nov 5 2008 8:33PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
tell them your going to skully them, or my personal favorite,, tell them if they dont shut up you will smack them in the face with your raptor cock
Nov 5 2008 8:37PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
cock nozzle

chode goggler
Nov 5 2008 8:42PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

homo faggit homo

by far the best insult/comeback ever.

Nov 5 2008 8:50PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
at least my mom doesn't lick butthole for a living!
Nov 5 2008 9:24PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
you're a comeback.
Nov 5 2008 9:26PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
so the other day i was wearing my NS scarf (and lets face it, they look pretty homo) and this gangster dude at my school said i looked like fag. so my comeback was "no, you look like a fag!"
and then i ran away of course. (true story)
Nov 5 2008 9:31PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Girl: Cunt, slut, dyke...trust me, these work.

Guy: Chad, homo, ChadBroChill, jockotron...just because those guido/jock types are the only ones I'd ever need to insult.
Nov 5 2008 9:36PM
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milkdud951
Posts: 960 - Karma: 21
eat a weiner, shitdick
Nov 5 2008 9:36PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
i usually use what they said against them and then it doesnt always make sence so i fail badly
Nov 5 2008 9:39PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Sick icon, + Karma.
Nov 5 2008 9:40PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
Nov 5 2008 9:43PM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
Cock juggling thunder cunt (really loud)
Nov 5 2008 9:43PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
ur such a clusterfuck.
Nov 5 2008 9:53PM
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notime_for_jokes
Posts: 554 - Karma: 11

FART SMELLER!

BUTT SNIFFER!

PORCHMONKEY

Nov 5 2008 10:12PM
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