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JQ89
Posts: 432 - Karma: 10
high school parking lot during a school dance in my car haha
im sure you guys have some good ones.
my friend did it in a movie theatre bathroom too lol
Nov 4 2008 10:00PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
bigger claim = ski patrol shed, or gondola
Nov 5 2008 1:22AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
creekside gondola!!! #46
Nov 5 2008 1:23AM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
oh and not really intercourse but i got dome once laying in the center of a culdesac....
Nov 5 2008 1:24AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
how did that work out? ive been curious but concerned the water would make things more frictiony
Nov 5 2008 1:24AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
haha ok..

in the middle of a soccer field at a park in my town
back of my dads car outside a chill sesh in my friends garage
exgirlfriends bed, a half hour after she told her mom i took her virginity, with her mom in the next room. claim.
Nov 5 2008 1:27AM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
under water
Nov 5 2008 1:29AM
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JQ89
Posts: 432 - Karma: 10
it does not work out very well haha, ive done it in a hottub and the water washes her natural lube shit away, my experience: kind of uncomfortable i would rather do it in a bed lol
Nov 5 2008 1:51AM
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49566738265
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In the church basement with my girlfriend during Basic Training....the USAFA church.  I have box seats in hell now.
Nov 5 2008 1:57AM
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[~_~]
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I once boned a chick on planet Gloronak 7.
Nov 5 2008 2:08AM
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Ben.
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thats what i figured. damn. seemed like it would be kinda fun
Nov 5 2008 2:37AM
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PEJibber31
Posts: 358 - Karma: 11

My school has this stupid fuckin rule that you cant sign people into the dorms between the hours of 330am and 6am, and my girlfriend and I got back from a bar at about 4 and they told us we had to wait. So we went to a diner for a little bit, came back at about 5 and the guard still wouldnt let us in early (she doesnt go to my school, thought i should clarify that). So we went and waited in "the drunk room," which is just a classroom near the guards desk that they sometimes make people wait in. So. Yea. Fucked her in there. We had awhile to wait, and it was pretty amusing imagining the security guard walking in, which he never did.

The other fairly interesting one was a drained out pool. In the middle of a park in downtown Manhattan. In the middle of february.

Had to hop a few fences first but we were meeting people and she was just... In need. So I accomodated.

Nov 5 2008 2:55AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
My friend was on vacation, and we went to his house hoping we could sneak in and commandeer one of his beds/couches. When we couldn't break in, we ended up boning on his back porch. Good times.
Nov 5 2008 3:11AM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
yeah its a lagoon formed by the tide in the back of the hilton in waikiki hawaii on the beach
Nov 5 2008 10:34AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
no homo?
Nov 5 2008 10:43AM
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OldManFinkyBeans
Posts: 217 - Karma: 16

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

Greateast thing ever heard in my life.

props props props

Nov 5 2008 11:25AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
I'm doing that this winter. I'm stoked for it...

There's a thread like this in LM, but anyways...

-Sand dunes
-behind some trailers at a resort
-in a field
-in a public bathroom
-in a public park at night (probably my favorite one, do it)
-her grandparents bed
-both my cars
-like some other kid said, my dorm with roomie above me, her dorm with roomies all around, dorm shower...
I could go on for a while, but I'll let some people catch up. lol
Nov 5 2008 11:52AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
sorry for my double post, but x2. It's not my favorite. Feels kind of like what it feels like to rub your skin right after using soap... kind of sticky. But then there's sudden burst of smoothness... Do it in the shower instead.
Nov 5 2008 11:56AM
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anthony_B
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When I lived in Boston... I met this really amazing girl. She was bred to fuck. ahaha

So the story goes:

I lived in Boston aprox. 2 years ago and I was walking through downtown Boston. We were in the South end and we saw a playground. Mind you it was around 11:30 on a Friday Night, and we just finished up having a few drinks with friends at a resteraunt. We sat down on the swings and started talking... One thing led to another and we started fooling around in the park and we winded up having some fun on this:

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Nov 5 2008 12:04PM
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OldManFinkyBeans
Posts: 217 - Karma: 16

her grandparents bed?!

ahhhh..... i dont think i could do that.

Nov 5 2008 12:05PM
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iSkiAz
Posts: 404 - Karma: 37
grandma's buick- haha

In the bed next to her sleeping brother-

The Gondola on the back side of keystone-WORD
Nov 5 2008 12:09PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
In a canoe on a lake

Top of a quarry

In the car on the side of the turnpike.

In the ocean in the middle of the day.

Back of my truck while fishing on the beach during the day.
Nov 5 2008 12:18PM
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A.R.
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hahaha
Nov 5 2008 12:43PM
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TheStamos
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Fun'y at squaw, gondy at northstar, squaw parking lot, alpine parking lot, Beach during the day, top of parking garage SF during the day.highway 101 when the cop was nice enough to check in with us to make sure we were ok. im sure there are more but i cant think of them, ill get back .
Nov 5 2008 4:18PM
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Nov 5 2008 4:41PM
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CJHski
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steam room

Nov 5 2008 4:49PM
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VT_FLO
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basement couch at a party, their basement doesnt have any doors. nobody came down though
Nov 5 2008 5:02PM
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megh
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hmmm...my fave was probably on the couch next to my little sister. like the thread creators friend, movie theater bathrooms always a good time too.
Nov 5 2008 5:38PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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bahaha everytime me and my boyfriend end up at the mall for any reason we always do it in the cloest avaliable dressing room. silence is the key. deep penetration. deep.
Nov 5 2008 5:43PM
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Ender
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cities of the underworld deep?
Nov 5 2008 9:06PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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baby, if you ever want the latter, give me a ring.
Nov 5 2008 9:15PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
awkward...
Nov 5 2008 9:28PM
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steve0
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 1,339

1.) Sand dunes in Cape Cod

2.) At the end of a dock at a lake in the Adirondacks (Made Waves haha)

3.) Girls Shower at a school neither of us went to

4.) Her dorm room with 7 other girls in the room

5.) The bathroom of I don't know how many partys

Nov 5 2008 9:46PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Her living room with her sister in the next room (she kept walking by us and looking at us funny) but we were under a blanket kind of, her dad was asleep a room (without a door) away, and her mom was in another adjacent room watching tv.  Sketch but fun.
Tent, but that's nothing special.
Nov 5 2008 9:52PM
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sgwake
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i have some fucked up ones.

more times then i can count i fucked my ex girlfriend right infront of her twin brother while he was sleeping. i use to sleep over at her house because her brother was my best friend n she would always sneak downstairs where we were sleeping and we would bang.

another time we snuck up into his room and started banging and he woke up, which he never does, and started looking for me and found me in his room with my ass in the air pounding his twin sister. hahaha he freaked out at first but was cool the next mourning.

another time a kid had a party, he had 2 real young sisters that had bunk beds. one dude was passed out on the top bunk and me n this bitch started fucking on the bottom bunk of this little girls bed. hahaha. then it was too small so we moved to the party hoster's parents room and finished up there. lmao.

i think thats aabout it for kinky spots

Nov 5 2008 9:53PM
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HenniferLopez
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I think it's funny that you all think no one knows you're having sex when there's other people in the room. Believe me, they know.

best place - ski boat, middle of the lake, mid day.
Nov 5 2008 9:53PM
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WILLFRO07
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1. In her sisters bed.
2. kitchen counter
3.pole barn after grad party
Nov 5 2008 9:54PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
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um i would have to say on the roof or behind the dumpster. Sorta funny what can all happen when your shit faced
Nov 6 2008 10:13AM
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fujarome
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a beanbag chair.

wouldn't have been nearly as weird had her little sister not half walked in on us. Formed an eternal bond between me and the sister though...her being 13 years old at the time, and walking in on me sexing up her older sister.

shit, and the most awkward was on this little like 3 ft long couch. Well or on a sectional couch, one of those L shaped ones. Endless possibilities.
Nov 6 2008 10:29AM
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=Worf=
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mine would probably either have to be the DJ booth in my fraternity house during a party,  or the front row of the parking lot at my local mountain.

the funniest shit i ever saw though was during a Half pipe comp at roundtop ( our pipe is serviced by a j-bar) my on ebuddy was banng his girl in the top shack of the j bar waving to every one as they got off the j bar

Nov 6 2008 10:33AM
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katiejfromca
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biggest props to you... but please say it wasnt just you two in there because that would make it even better
Nov 6 2008 11:37AM
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Jordan.j
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either underwater, or under a school play ground.. oh shit  SAUNA

Nov 6 2008 12:11PM
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katrina
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im my backyard while my mexican neighbors bliared mariachi music
Nov 6 2008 12:54PM
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lineskier10
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i was at a bonfire in the middle of the woods and wanted to fuck this girl so i just walked out into the woods with her and went at it
Nov 6 2008 1:35PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
LA arboretum in the bamboo forrest
On an Amtrak train going to Montana
In an outdoor hot tub we broke into in Montana (winter)
On the roof of my old loft in LA (same spot as my main photo)
In my car last Halloween in probably one of the most ghetto neighborhoods in SoCal (guy I was seeing really liked my costume)
In my ex boyfriends SUV parked on Melrose Blvd in front of a restaurant
On the Santa Monica beach next to the pier around 10 at night... (I do not recommend beaches... sand gets everywhere)

I think that is about it, everywhere else was pretty normal
Nov 6 2008 1:39PM
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K2epro
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ive thought about this before. im gunna try it asap

Nov 6 2008 1:42PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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Dated this girl hailee for 2 years, the  cornerstone of our relationship pretty much was that we were both really into sex.

1. every albertsons parking lot in boise

2. roof of YMCA

3. Up in the foothills in middle of knowhere

4. everywhere on the back of my suburban (every movie theater parking lot)

5. in their RV

6. Every building on the BSU campus with more then 2 floors.

7. On center feild of the BSU stadium on the Blue turf late january in middle of the night

8. redfish lake on a dock

9. redfish lake in the boat

10. Mccall, in her cabin w the parents sleeping upstairs

11. bathroom at bogus basin (see sig)

12. a couple different hotels

and then a bunch of other places like my house her house and all the normal stuff :)

/claim/

Nov 6 2008 1:49PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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ohh and 4 or 5 hottubs of random neighbors in my and her neighborhood
Nov 6 2008 1:50PM
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no_steeze
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captain lando calresian and i gang banged jessica alba on alderon while it was getting blown up, fucking epic day
Nov 6 2008 1:58PM
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SEABURN
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the floor of a gym neither of us went to

on a greyhound bus

trunk of a minivan

living room floor, ass naked in front of the fire( I think you might see a similar scene in a 1970s porno)

...other norms

Nov 6 2008 2:14PM
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Clifford996
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hahahah i have always wanted to...would have been more fun the one of the old gondolas tho haha
Nov 6 2008 2:15PM
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