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Awkward Moments

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JQ89
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so yesterday i was at a racetrack in my friends trailer unloading and talking to this guy i had just met that day. A really hot girl walked by and i was like "wow look what we got here" and looked over to him. turns out it was his 16 year old daughter. super awkward. anyone else have any funny stories?
Nov 3 2008 10:35PM
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soulskier
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This one time I was about to bone my girlfriend out at the lake, but suddenly she yelled. So I looked up and there was Big Foot.  Later I went back to bone her, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way.
Nov 3 2008 10:51PM
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yellav
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alright theres NO WAY that could of happened your obviously lying
Nov 3 2008 10:56PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Ya what did he say?
Nov 3 2008 11:03PM
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ROOS.
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same question

notice i bump it so he looks so he tells us
Nov 3 2008 11:04PM
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Nighthawk
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greatest show ever.
Nov 3 2008 11:05PM
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Malcolm
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lol it took me a couple of shots to understand that sentence
Nov 3 2008 11:07PM
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Beefcake
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so im hangin with a bunch of guy friends and forgot that my gf was quietly sitting in the corner while we were bullshitting and i made a remark about how hot this one chick was. oops

Nov 3 2008 11:09PM
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JQ89
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he was just like thats my daughter... and then it got super quiet and i kinda walked out and pretended that i needed to go do something important haha but after that it was fine he acted like it never happened
Nov 3 2008 11:10PM
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B-VUR
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So this one day I'm just skating down the sidewalk, super hat girl looks at me from car and I look back at her there was a little smile from both of us and then I hit a stick, oh no! I ate it onto my face and She lawls her ass off.
Nov 3 2008 11:11PM
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JQ89
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ok val, it happened and if you choose not to believe it then so be it. youve been around me long enough to know that for some reason shit like this happens to me all the time haha
Nov 3 2008 11:12PM
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yellav
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Nov 3 2008 11:15PM
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JQ89
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shattap noob
Nov 3 2008 11:18PM
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blondehairedkid
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well actually today I was talking to this super hot chick in the parking lot and it was toward the end of our conversation so we started getting in our cars.  Anyway, I yell goodbye over my shoulder, step in my car, close the door and start turning to put the keys in the ignition.  At that point I realized that I had gotten into the backseat of my car and when I got out this chick was laughing her ass off.  Super Awkward
Nov 3 2008 11:22PM
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yellav
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pics or it didnt happen
Nov 3 2008 11:24PM
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D-HAWK
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congrats?
do you want a cookie or a trophy?
Nov 3 2008 11:26PM
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JQ89
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did you at least get her number?
Nov 3 2008 11:27PM
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ROOS.
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both, eat me
Nov 3 2008 11:29PM
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tuna.
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an actual half decent first post? is it 2012 already?
Nov 3 2008 11:29PM
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littlebski
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was talking to a cute guy at a party when i turned around and went face first into the sliding glass door...ive never seen someone choke from laughing so hard
Nov 3 2008 11:34PM
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tuna.
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ironically i've laughed from seeing someone choke so hard.

see, its a joke,  but really that sucks. today in class some red head kid who i like to call ginger balls (those who watch flight of the conchords know what im talkin about) asked our teacher (total babe) if she wanted to play who'se in my mouth when the lights were off. quite awkward

Nov 3 2008 11:37PM
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yellav
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why so gay?
Nov 3 2008 11:37PM
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tuna.
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i suppose ive got a case of the mondays
Nov 3 2008 11:38PM
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littlebski
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you have got to be kidding...he asked the TEACHER?
Nov 3 2008 11:39PM
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tuna.
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yes, the teacher
Nov 3 2008 11:41PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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haha wow like what can you even say at that point
Nov 3 2008 11:43PM
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ROOS.
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did the hot teacher know what the game was.
Nov 3 2008 11:44PM
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k-rob
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i don't think that's really awkward unless the kid was a weirdo (i think he might be because you call him ginger balls). my friends and i have been hitting on hot teachers since junior high haha
Nov 3 2008 11:45PM
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no_steeze
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in 3rd grade a presenter came to talk about china and my whole grade was in a small area and my friend made me laugh and right when the lady got silent i ripped a massively loud fart, my whole body vibrated as this thing pulsated out of my ass and everybody heard it and started staring at me so i pissed my pants
it was a really bad day
Nov 3 2008 11:46PM
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jeremy.g
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yes. i love flight of the conchords. such an epic show.
Nov 3 2008 11:47PM
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tuna.
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yes, this kid is level 9 creeper. now my math isnt always correct, but thats just one level shy of a level ten creeper.

oh dont get me wrong, my friends and i hit on our hot teachers all the time. this particular teacher loves the office and has seen several of our trampoline/ski edits and she said she wants to hang out with us.

another cool story, one time she noticed that she was out of m&m's in which she said, aww naww someone jack stole my m&m's, ima hafta killa foo!

and she said it all in an extremely gangster tone which is very strange to hear from a 25 year old white girl named abby haha

Nov 3 2008 11:49PM
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JQ89
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you better call her abby, i used to call my hot student teachers by their first names in high school lol they loved it
Nov 3 2008 11:54PM
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tuna.
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oh you know i do, and she's a total fox.

and to the post above, yes she did.

Nov 4 2008 12:04AM
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thathyphykid
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some nigger stole my icon.


but ya. when your texting the girl that you like, and she says she likes you too, but then out of no where she doesn't act like she likes you anymore. i hate it. and also. when im around her, and kids are always like your a man whore, and god. i don't know what to say. its fucking hella gayy.
Nov 4 2008 12:24AM
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Balto
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i was hitting on this chick at a party once. found out the next day she was my GF at the times sister
Nov 4 2008 12:28AM
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Skibumsmith
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hot teachers? fo shizzle? all my teachers are ugly. some aren't ugly but I wouldn't call them hot. a kid whistled at a teacher once. that was pretty funny cause she loved it.
Nov 4 2008 12:37AM
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Scolson
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just stop talking

Nov 4 2008 12:38AM
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skithe49th
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once this chick started textin me so i told her to come chill with some friends and i...little did i know she was my gf's best friend at the time, thats the day my girlfriend found out i smoke weed and drink ocasionaly when i night ski....yeaaa
Nov 4 2008 12:57AM
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Tmeels
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Justin stop making shit up for attention.
Nov 4 2008 1:02AM
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nls
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there was this one time i was sitting, minding my own business in stat discussion and i felt someone breathing on my shoulder shortly followed by "i like your red bull hat, do you ski". i was in the middle of class and this kid behind me kept trying to talk to me about skiing but i was in class so i eventually had to say no wait til after class


Nov 4 2008 1:09AM
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JQ89
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hahahahaha
Nov 4 2008 1:24AM
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JQ89
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i wish i was making that up lol it honestly was one of the most awkward moments of my life
Nov 4 2008 1:26AM
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Tmeels
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I was jk'ing I believe you 

I'll offer up mine

I had just walked back into my friends dorm after a rail jam, it was early october so there was no snow here in New England so people were very confused when they saw us with skis.  I was in full on skiing mode, tall tee and all when we roll up to the dorm.  There is a member of our schools basketball team (UCONN) sitting on a chair in the lounge.  This guy just happens to be black too.  He immediatly spots us and says, "What are you guys doing?" with that your crazy kinda tone.  So we reply "We just went skiing."  Naturally he says "Skiing!?"  To which I replied without even thinking "Yea Nig*a."  HUGE SLIP UP on my part.  I understand its not cool to a lot of people, but unfortunately the tall tee brought it out of me.  So He says, "You did not just say that!"  I jumped in the elevator and pressed door close and took off up to friends room.  Then took fire exit out to avoid further conflict.
Nov 4 2008 6:58AM
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drumbumocdp
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^^ soo good
Nov 4 2008 9:01AM
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B-VUR
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Pics of hawt teacher?
Nov 4 2008 9:20AM
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q_sketch
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i think he just shit himself.
Nov 4 2008 9:26AM
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fsscott
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bahahahahahhaha that's suuuuper creepy haha
Nov 4 2008 9:27AM
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uh_lis_uh
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i was cuddling with this guy that i really liked and everything was great until he called me his ex-girlfriend's name. awkward and a bad move. guys, NEVER do that to a girl.
Nov 4 2008 10:06AM
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k-rob
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i do that all the time, on purpose. it's the easiest way to get a bitch out the door.
Nov 4 2008 10:34AM
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ilikeplants
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in 6th grade there was some fat kid pushing me and my friend around so when he went to sit down for class i ran over to him and tried to fart in his face but instead i pushed a bit too hard. i quickly realized i had let everything go and i was in a bit of trouble. i started walking all cowboy like towards the door to go to the bathroom when my teacher asked me where i was going. i told her i had to go to the bathroom. she asked if i was alright because i was walking weird. i said no and waddled out the door to the bathroom where i removed the crusty poo from my hair covered ass.
Nov 4 2008 10:47AM
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