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Edward 40 hands anyone?

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Rooddss
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Anyone here ever played edward 40 hands? good/bad experiences? thoughts? thinking about trying it at the next party haha.
for those of you who dont know what it is..you basically tape a 40 oz bottle of beer to each hand. and drink
Nov 2 2008 10:44PM
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Tinga
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hope you dont pee your pants
Nov 2 2008 10:44PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
best game ever
i won in under 40 minutes, and i did pee, but i got my pants off, it was very difficult to do it, but once i did, i couldnt get them back on, so i finished them naked
Nov 2 2008 10:49PM
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allens_asian
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hey umm my name is skiizy and im the biggest piece of shit online
Nov 2 2008 10:56PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
meh, its not that much alcohol.

Just make sure there is someone to tear the duct tape off in the end. And make sure the person doing the taping doesn't go overboard.

My roommate was taping bottles of champagne to peoples hands on new years.... bad idea.
Nov 2 2008 10:58PM
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liftedresearcher
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 1,775
i prefer the wizard stick. you feel like the fucking man with a legit wizard stick
Nov 2 2008 10:59PM
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ilikeplants
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
did you get banned?
Nov 2 2008 11:00PM
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Jordan.j
Posts: 847 - Karma: 28
just drink em before it goes warm other wise its nasty. and ur stuck with it
Nov 2 2008 11:01PM
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Rooddss
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yea same. ive herd some stories haha
Nov 2 2008 11:01PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
he should be.. i dont even know that person.. but i can guess between 2 people who dont have the balls to say shit to my face, but have no pro blem doing it on NS
Nov 2 2008 11:08PM
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tuna.
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my cousin, Click for larger image
Nov 2 2008 11:09PM
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djikstra
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is it this game?

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Nov 2 2008 11:23PM
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eheath
Posts: 61648 - Karma: 123,472
If you use regular beer, only way to play 40 hands is with malt liquor, which is alot of alcohol.
Nov 2 2008 11:25PM
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mackinnon
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BAHAHA that is awesome
Nov 2 2008 11:42PM
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skithe49th
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my buddy played it once w/ some malt liquor then i had him drive me to taco bell cause i was too twisted to comprehend stop lights...all in all fun night
Nov 2 2008 11:50PM
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Rooddss
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yessss hahaha
Nov 3 2008 9:13AM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
i know a kid that had been drinking before he played and as he was drinking his 40s he was pretty drunk fell onto his hands smashed the bottles and cut his hands pretty bad. look out for that shit
Nov 3 2008 9:42AM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
when you think about it, 80 ounces is like having like 6-7 BLS. which is quite a bit but the last time i had a 6 pack of BLS it wasnt like i was dying or anything
Nov 3 2008 9:44AM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
hahaha, shit thats awesome
Nov 3 2008 9:54AM
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bhill2.0
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A Spectacular game.
Nov 3 2008 10:05AM
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ripthis
Posts: 137 - Karma: 10
dont play it with anything but OE or Colt 45. Keep it gangster.

oh, and drink fast. you dont wanna be stuck with two warm 40s to drink at the end of the night
Nov 3 2008 10:14AM
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hype
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ya but your forgeting that this is done in around 30 mins
Nov 3 2008 10:15AM
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notomatoplz
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yea nevermind that will get you pretty good, basically a beer every 5 mins
Nov 3 2008 10:30AM
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soup
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yea the peeing part sucks unless you can convince some girl to hold your wang while you throw down.

and the warm ass beer at the end is so not tasty.  fucking ends of 40's are so dirty.

and dont know who said it but wixard sticks are the fucking shit.  best game ever.  can fight with them at the end if you made them legit.
Nov 3 2008 10:33AM
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nkmo.
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Yay edward 40 hands! Don't wuss out out and get the 32 oz bottles or whatever. Has to be OE 40s. And maybe wear some gloves? I can really only enjoy malt liquor right out of the freezer, and last time I played, I thought my hands were going to fall off because they got taped on so tight and were SO fucking cold..
Nov 3 2008 11:41AM
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eheath
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I'm not exactly sure what BLS is, but a normal light beer is about 4.5% alcohol, so OE is almost two times the alcohol of a normal beer. 40oz = 3 (12oz)beers and 4 oz times two = almost 7 fluid beers. times by about two and its about 13-14 light beers(which is what 90% of people drink to get drunk). With the accelerated drinking time and less liquid consumed, it usually fucks up most people.
Nov 3 2008 11:52AM
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sconniestyle
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heath is right. talk as tough as you want, but until you play it, you wont know how drunk you will get during the game.

camo ice is the nastiest beer ive played it with.

Nov 3 2008 12:00PM
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skiEER
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there is no way OE is twice the alcohol of light beers
Nov 3 2008 12:28PM
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bhill2.0
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OE is some Potent shit dude. Steele Reserve is too. Drink 2 and you'll be leaning . Drink3 and you'll be Chopped and Defintely Screwed.
Nov 3 2008 12:42PM
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turtleman321
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edward 40 hands is the shit. here is a picture from senior week. im the fat kid with one 40 still tapped up. i ripped the other one off after i finished it. we used 1 hurricane high gravity and 1 colt 45 double malt.

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Nov 3 2008 1:26PM
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Nicholas.
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two is a fair amount if its OE or steel reserve. i usually only drink 3 or so. my brother drinks 5 a night but he has a problem i guess.
Nov 3 2008 1:38PM
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Rooddss
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Good shit. So whats the best beer to use. OE, Mickey..or a regular beer
Nov 3 2008 1:42PM
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uni-corn
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No homo?
Nov 3 2008 1:42PM
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mmallender.
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well.... seeing as it says 8% on the label, and most light beers say 4.5% on the can/label/etc im pretty sure its safe to say that OE is twice(almost) the alcohol of light beers
Nov 3 2008 1:52PM
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Calb3rt
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haha there is just a guy ralfing in the toilet. but you should be safe and call no homo cause its questionable when one half naked dude is touching himself and the other has a penis on the outside of his boxers. just giving you shit. my friends play it pretty often. its a cheap way to have a good night.
Nov 3 2008 2:02PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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god damn, well me and 3 of my buddies were at his apartment and this gang of girls was gonna come over and we forgot to send them directions before we started, and i dont drink much so i was pretty inebriated and they were calling his phone non stop for 20 or so minutes before one of us finished and got the bottle off his hand. ahaha they had a hard time understanding why we couldnt take the bottle off and call them and put it back on, they dont get drinking games iguess
Nov 3 2008 2:07PM
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Hertz
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i watch my 14 year old friend do it like every saturday night
claim!
Nov 3 2008 3:06PM
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720skiguy
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beer staff is the shit
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Nov 3 2008 3:25PM
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eheath
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There is no way you passed 1st grade math.
Nov 3 2008 3:28PM
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Canuker
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whats a wizars stick
Nov 3 2008 3:31PM
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liftedresearcher
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its when you start with one can of beer, finish it, tape a full one on top to it, finish it, tape on another, and keep taping on beers, so you get this sick stick haha.
Nov 3 2008 3:36PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
hahaha a perfect weapon for the inevitable drunken fight.
Nov 3 2008 4:12PM
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Flowsion
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hate to say it, but your 14 year old friend is an alcoholic. at that age he should just be getting out of pokemon cards and into razor scooters.
Nov 3 2008 4:25PM
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Flowsion
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oh, i almost forgot to insert my claim. i finished 2 40s of mickey's in 13 minutes the first time i did it. i didnt realize people usually take a lot longer, so i just chugged. if you think 2 40s wont get you fucked, try it in that amount of time with mickey's or OE. needless to say, i slept curled around a toilet that night.
Nov 3 2008 4:29PM
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PeterNorth
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fucking hardest game ever, u get so drunk u dont even care that u pee your pants. its fucked up lol
Nov 3 2008 6:34PM
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jblaski
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Nov 3 2008 7:05PM
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notomatoplz
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i said BLS (black label supreme) which is 8 percent beer. basically tastes like OE in a can
Nov 3 2008 7:12PM
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shibby
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Yo, hit that shit with 10.1%. I've never played but when I do that's what I'll shred, or Colt 45 if the other shit is too gnar.
Nov 3 2008 7:35PM
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TotallyTrevor
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hahahahahaha is he crying?
Nov 3 2008 7:39PM
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BFFset.
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hahahaha one of my favorite pictures ever
Nov 3 2008 7:51PM
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