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How do know when your not a gaper?

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.switch-up.
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
how do u know when you have stopped being a gaper?
Oct 28 2008 1:57PM
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teleTay
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 186
word
Oct 29 2008 8:59PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
heyyy kinda like 90% of the little turds on this site
Oct 30 2008 4:08AM
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Govey
Posts: 65 - Karma: 14
when you can look at gapers and know theyre gapers

but seriously, who gives a fuck, just have fun
Oct 30 2008 4:14AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
sounds like a personal problem to me.
Oct 30 2008 7:45AM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11

when you have more than 15 posts.......and genuinely stop sucking at skiing.

once a good skiier says "that was sick" or something along those lines to you. then your almost not a gaper anymore.

Oct 30 2008 10:22AM
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ARMADA_5TEEZ
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
my thoughts exactly.....oh yeah, ur not a gaper anymore if you can bust out some talent with or without 2xl's..............(oh yeah, having more than 3 posts on n.s. unlike me, helps too)
Oct 30 2008 12:20PM
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crunkasfuck
Posts: 752 - Karma: 352
????? what do you guys think about the kids that dont ski park? like the kids that say "i would never do that to my edges". or the kids that say "rails are not worth getting heart, thats why i dont do them", but they are good skiers everywhere else? are they gapers?
Oct 30 2008 12:33PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
Nah, my buddy sheldon is like that and I ski with him a bunch. He rips hard on the mountain everywhere else. I think a gaper is someone who tries to fit in with the cool kids on the hill but just arent good. Those kids really piss me off. As long as you know the park well and dont stand in landings and shit, and dont try and pose I wouldnt call you a gaper. Gaper's not really based on ability cause then most of this site would be gapers.
Oct 30 2008 3:10PM
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skithe49th
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when you have done gaperday at your mountain... or can get down the mountain without eating shit....or can ski switch
just a few
Oct 30 2008 3:33PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
When the ski patrol yells at you for doing something "dangerous". In my cases, buttering on the ground standing still.
Oct 30 2008 3:53PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
bullshit
Oct 30 2008 4:03PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
Yess I'm not a gaper anymore. Cause like 3 weeks ago Tanner told me how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta (no lie, end claim) so word.
Oct 30 2008 4:07PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
damn it only bought xl. i guess i a gaper then
Oct 30 2008 4:14PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I can't wait till ski season, so I don't need to read every single post in these threads cus I'll be either skiing, eating, or sleeping.
But yeah, the best responses IMO were "when you don't need to ask", "when you stop stealing icons", and "when you know how to get to chad's gap fro the bottom of alta"
Oct 30 2008 5:25PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
when you stopped getting sprayed by MFM, you have stopped being a gaper. Only Marc Frank Montoya can true tell what is gaper and what isn't. He is the all-knowing judge of wether you are a gaper or not, and if you are, the furious attack of snowspray upon your back will serve as a cold, wet, and painfull reminder of your gaperness.
Oct 30 2008 5:46PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
whats bullshit? I bet you if you saw this guy you'd call him a gaper upon appearance. therefore he is a gaper. but you'd just look like a fag cause hes better than you at skiing 
Oct 30 2008 6:42PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
ahh beat me to it
Oct 30 2008 7:24PM
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OneLove_skier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 135
when u dont spread eagle of the lips of the rails
Oct 30 2008 7:43PM
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HelloThere
Posts: 4 - Karma: 26
when you grow out of skiing park all day.
Oct 30 2008 8:00PM
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Govey
Posts: 65 - Karma: 14
haha word ^
Oct 30 2008 9:39PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
when u have to ask, u still are...
Oct 30 2008 10:37PM
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zacharyn
Posts: 552 - Karma: 5

When you dont ask. ever.

Oct 30 2008 11:17PM
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sweso2
Posts: 225 - Karma: 18
I have no idea. I'm the biggest gaper on this site. (claim)
Oct 31 2008 12:37AM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
when youve at least heard of a kangaroo flip.
Oct 31 2008 2:59PM
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Parker.
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Oct 31 2008 3:17PM
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