teddy and i internet dated for a realll long time, it was kinda weird, like last you guys probably know what i mean, he started calling my house probably 5 or 6 times an hour asking for phone sex, it was totally weird, and i told him i says ' teddy thats not good' and he was all like ' GRR PEENIS' and so i was kinda sketched, but i thought that it was probably worth it, you know! and so anyways like 3 weeks ago i was just chillin in my basement and teddy had his webcam, and then all of the sudden like 27 FBI swat team guys come storming in, shot my computer like 58 times and then kicked me in the nuts and confiscated everything, refrigerator, kitchen, dog, magazines, silverwear, and my little sister and so i was like maaadd sketched.....yeah so internet dating is a no no
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