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Fuck. flushed a bag and now the toilets clogged

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Alehandro
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i flushed an empty sandwich bag down the toilet and now its clogged.
ive tried splunging it for like half an hour it doesnt do shit
i dont want my dad to find a bag in the pipes

any suggestions?
Oct 26 2008 6:34PM
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timmi
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bad call
Oct 26 2008 6:35PM
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Calb3rt
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why on earth wold you do that?
Oct 26 2008 6:37PM
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solitaryman
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Cause it smelled like weed, and he's an idiot.

Just say you weren't paying attention and put a sandwich bag in the toilet when you were on the phone.
Oct 26 2008 6:39PM
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JuliusJ
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Oct 26 2008 6:41PM
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A.R.
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lol, when i read this thread i did not expect the content to be this g rated. i was expecting a cop story or some shit.

sigh

Oct 26 2008 6:42PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
hey shut the fuck up
i was EXTREMELY ripp-ed and it sounded like a good idea
hop off my nuts theyre not trampolines
Oct 26 2008 6:43PM
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Billek
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"Call Roto Rooter, that's the name...and away go troubles down the drain. ROTO ROOTER!"





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Oct 26 2008 6:46PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
Being high is not like being drunk. Your inhibitions are not impaired so the stupid decisions you make are completely your fault.
Oct 26 2008 6:52PM
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TotallyTrevor
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dont let your dad know that the toilet's clogged, don't shit for like a week, then take a HUUGGGE shit, and just say a bag ended up in there....or that you ate the bag at lunch you were so hungry, something like that hahaha
Oct 26 2008 6:53PM
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TheButterHashira
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When I read the title I thought you might have flushed a bag of weed down the shitter. At least that didin't happen.
Oct 26 2008 6:55PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Best post today for sure.
Oct 26 2008 7:01PM
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fsscott
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agreed hahahahaha
Oct 26 2008 7:04PM
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Brows.
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 13
haha i remember flushing a condam down the toilet and it took two flushes..... i got so luckkkkky
Oct 26 2008 7:05PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
heres what happened
i combined 3 clotheshangers together to make a hook type thing it took me about an hour cause i was ripped balls (which is why i put it in the toilet, i thought it would be a good idea) so i put that shit down there fished around couldnt find anything so then i was like yo maybe if i take a shit and flush my turds will force that baggie down the tube

so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK IT im gonna go get some fucking taco bell LATE
Oct 26 2008 7:10PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
hahahaahahahaha i fucking love you no homo, best post ive ever read. but well also need pics, or it obviously didnt happen.
also if this did just happpen tell your dad some niggs broke in ad went nuts, adn hide some shitso it looks like they stole some shit.
Oct 26 2008 7:15PM
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**TheDoom**
Posts: 102 - Karma: 20
get a life that my suggestion
Oct 26 2008 7:15PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahaha that's sig worthy haha, great post
Oct 26 2008 7:28PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Wow, hat sounds pretty intense.
Oct 26 2008 7:31PM
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T-Holt
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hahahaha, mad funny, and it's been said, pics or it didn't happen.
But either way, that story's hilarious.
Oct 26 2008 7:35PM
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AMG.
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what? you have swords and hammers hanging in your bathroom? that post actually made me laugh, usually they dont haha, good job sir.
Oct 26 2008 7:38PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
the bag has been conquered
Oct 26 2008 8:39PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
OMFG U MIGHT HAVE JUST MADE THIS YEAR SO MUCH BETTER
Oct 26 2008 8:42PM
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skithe49th
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haha word, sucks for the toilet
Oct 26 2008 8:50PM
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VT_FLO
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what the fuck?
Oct 26 2008 8:53PM
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Alehandro
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not gonna work brah i live in i da ho
none of those to be found my friend
sad really
Oct 26 2008 9:24PM
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0123456789
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damn son, tell them some rouge whiteys got friskey and tried to steal you good china?
Oct 26 2008 9:26PM
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Beefcake
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bahaha a dwarven sledgehammer
Oct 26 2008 9:27PM
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soulskier
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well at least it wont smell like weed when he finds in the pipes
Oct 26 2008 10:23PM
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Swampy
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I'm sure you've never done anything stupid while you were high....
Oct 27 2008 1:14AM
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sick-as-aids
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great great detail of events! i love u to! (no homo)
Oct 27 2008 1:33AM
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titsLOL
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you obviously just aren't doin it right.
Oct 27 2008 1:38AM
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Powder*Whore
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Oct 27 2008 2:19AM
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Powder*Whore
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Are you kidding me? Have you ever been high? High people do the stupidest stuff ever?
Oct 27 2008 2:24AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
repeat that one more time dr marijuana?
Oct 27 2008 2:43AM
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ryan.c
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people like you are the reason that weed isnt legal. please dont ever smoke again.
Oct 27 2008 1:52PM
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ECfreeski3
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you dont really believe that do you?
Oct 27 2008 1:59PM
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Malcolm
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haha this is really good

Oct 27 2008 2:04PM
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crazyfuck
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this is the most amazing thing i've ever read.
Oct 27 2008 3:14PM
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crazyfuck
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and this is one of the most ignorant things i've ever read.
Oct 27 2008 3:20PM
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k-rob
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i'm gonna need to see some pics of your bathroom, i want to know what kind of bathroom would have swords and hammers hanging in it.
Oct 27 2008 3:27PM
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samwise
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so wait... you didn't actually destroy your toilet, did you? because a toilet smashed with a dwarven sledge hammer is probably worse than a clogged pipe.
Oct 27 2008 3:29PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
"at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died"

this part is the funniest thing, in context, that i've read in a long fuckin time. i keep reading that post and just lose it at that point.
Oct 27 2008 3:32PM
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bermbuster49
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haha that was epic. great post
Oct 27 2008 3:32PM
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ryan.c
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kind of. people like him make weed seem bad for you because "people do really dumb shit". sure, wen high you do soem stupid stuff, but flushing a plastic bag down a toilet, then trying to get it out with coat hangers, and eventually smashing the whole thing and leaving it for taco bell, is just dumb. i dont really find it funny, maybe im just uber tired.
Oct 27 2008 3:39PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
whats up with NS and hammers i mean first bang me like a hammer, now this
Oct 27 2008 3:40PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
aaahhahaha fuck yeah, epic post.
Oct 27 2008 3:41PM
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no_steeze
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haha i had to sig it
Oct 27 2008 4:05PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i was debating it, but figured it be too long, after seeing it in all its glory i regret my decision to wait.
Oct 27 2008 4:29PM
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coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
you people need to stop flushing things down the toilet and use your trashcan. 

this includes condoms.  sewage lift stations constantly get fouled up and their pumps cleaned of condoms.  use the trashcan.

and stop putting food down the disposal in the sink.  get a compost.  or use the trashcan. 

your local WWTP operator will thank you.
Oct 27 2008 4:42PM
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inactive
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but its like, ten thousand times more badass
Oct 27 2008 5:04PM
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