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OH MY GOD POLLARD CROSSED HIS SKIS!

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FUUUCK
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It's a cold day in hell...

The pic of his hand plant.

http://www.lineskis.com/product/elizabeth
Oct 22 2008 3:04PM
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J.D.
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Hahahaha. Awesome thread title.
Oct 22 2008 3:05PM
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eheath
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This is about the same level as pigs flying. Our world is going to change dramatically.
Oct 22 2008 3:09PM
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nopoles
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or pigs with lipstick
Oct 22 2008 3:15PM
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Luc.
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or pigs applying lipstick while flying! yaa!
Oct 22 2008 3:25PM
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eheath
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Oh my, the end is near...
Oct 22 2008 3:26PM
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Sky.
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oh boy
Oct 22 2008 3:28PM
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Federation
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PHOTOSHOPPED!!
Oct 22 2008 3:31PM
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Sun_Ra
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That feels weird to see him cross his skis, he looks like someone else.
That's like when Michael Jackson became white, a sad day in history
Oct 22 2008 3:32PM
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Lemuel
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why is everyone surprised? does Pollard not cross his skis or something? ive never noticed this trait.....
Oct 22 2008 4:08PM
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cams
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Whoa, I remember him crossing the back of them in Propaganda, but this is huge.

I'm afraid.


Oct 22 2008 4:10PM
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ski_ENDUB
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Could someone please, Get Ja Rule on the phone to make some sense out of all of this!
Oct 22 2008 4:37PM
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anxju
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Click for larger image
Oct 22 2008 4:50PM
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Silence
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not possible
the photo was just at a funny angle - parallax error or something.
Oct 22 2008 4:51PM
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jeremy.g
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whatever the fuck is going on in that pic makes more sense than all this! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 22 2008 4:52PM
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BennyB
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photoshopped.
Oct 22 2008 4:54PM
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Karcher
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agreed^
Oct 22 2008 5:41PM
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J.C.
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Pics or it didnt......

Shit.
Oct 22 2008 5:45PM
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Half-Blood
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obviously its just the angle of the pic...
Oct 22 2008 5:49PM
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jea_killa
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oh shit pollard skis? i guess i never noticed that

Oct 22 2008 5:57PM
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the-big-lepowski
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Sweet baby jesus, in the name of all that is good and holy- WHY?  (But it does still look sick)
Oct 22 2008 6:09PM
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PhilboydStudge
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no....it can't be.....NOOOO!!!
Oct 22 2008 6:19PM
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~~JEFF~~
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dude i saw tht right when the site came out and never thought twice about it, HOLY SHIT WERE GOING TO FRICKIN' DIE!!
Oct 22 2008 6:44PM
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alaskakid
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well then you clearly must be blind.
gtfo n00b
Oct 22 2008 6:54PM
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B.Aussie
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the end of the world as we know it is near.

Oct 22 2008 6:57PM
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spere
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Its definitely a sign of the apocalypse
Oct 22 2008 7:03PM
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Literature
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I've lost a hero.....
Oct 22 2008 7:16PM
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Tinga
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anyone else think that its weird they have a picture with chris in it? i mean i think its cool but to have an atomic rider on the line site?
Oct 22 2008 7:30PM
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SeanB
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my whole belief system has been shattered...
Oct 22 2008 7:38PM
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Peach.
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no no no see its simple really:
pollard didn't really cross his skis its just that the light obscured the lans slightly melting it and the ocean was at high tide so there was more weight at one side of the earth distorting the camera lens even more. also as since the ocean was at high tide the moon was in a certain spot further changeling gravity this coupled with the fact that the earth was spinning slightly slower than normal created the elusion that eric pollard crossed his skis.
Oct 22 2008 7:43PM
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PhilboydStudge
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^ oooohhhhhhh ok thanks for the clarification there. man i was really scared
Oct 22 2008 7:58PM
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DaveM
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vid is sick. so is picutre
Oct 22 2008 8:07PM
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Dbouch
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Hahahahaha, awesome thread.
Doesnt he know that will scratch his beautifly painted topsheets?!
Oct 22 2008 8:09PM
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dave...
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newschoolers is no place for you disgusting fetishes paul
Oct 22 2008 8:47PM
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Klick_2_klaim
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and?
Oct 22 2008 9:36PM
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jason...
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oh dude we're so fucked now
Oct 22 2008 9:44PM
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Meases_Pieces
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obviously its an evil twin
Oct 22 2008 9:52PM
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Skibumsmith
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stunt double

Oct 22 2008 9:56PM
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blindside
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pollard crossed his skis...So basically you're saying that his skis are now Jesus. Because that is the only way my brain can interpret these facts.
Oct 22 2008 10:03PM
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freezed
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yo he's doing a critical not a mute, they aren't really crossed, its just the wideangle distortion
Oct 22 2008 10:12PM
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sirskizalot
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ZOMG!!!!

my world just got turned upside down.

Oct 22 2008 10:24PM
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Dan-Man
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yea, but he's grabbin critical and he's got a sweet jacket on
Oct 22 2008 10:30PM
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theres_ghosts
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i dont know what to say
Oct 22 2008 11:08PM
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skiP.E.I.
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the world will never be the same
Oct 22 2008 11:20PM
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gordie.
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everyones so worried about the Large Hadron Collider, well this is way worse: the Large Ski Collider. they said it was impossible, that it would never happen.. but they tried anyways... god help us all.
Oct 22 2008 11:29PM
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dave...
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he's gonna open a blackhole
Oct 22 2008 11:31PM
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cool.
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ah shit. this is really gunna upset the balance of things
Oct 22 2008 11:54PM
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dodgeridge*rider
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i know i thought he just kinda floated at high speeds
Oct 23 2008 12:02AM
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Jwalk
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thats so red bull

Oct 23 2008 12:07AM
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hemlockjibber8
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hello? STALE FISH. anyone?
Oct 23 2008 12:17AM
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garrett019
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epocolypse
Oct 23 2008 12:40AM
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