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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
Whats up guys. Im stuck in a pickle here and figure i can ask you guys for some advice.
I need about 1000 Dollars by Febuary 09. I do not have time to work because of football and school.
Im not going to sell drugs because the risk does not out weigh the benefit..and my brother would give me the money, but I feel bad asking him
So please, any advice on how to make some fast cash here and there. Anything people. Thanks a ton
Oct 21 2008 8:37PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
steal peoples money on ebay
Oct 21 2008 8:38PM
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4frnt_or_die
Posts: 780 - Karma: 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

if money was easy i would already have my supra 2jz-gte


but no i got to work to pay it
Oct 21 2008 8:40PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
there's no risk in dressing in all black, wearing a bandana and a hood, hiding in the shadows around corners at night, and mugging people at gunpoint for everything in their pockets.


or you could sell some shit, maybe quit football and get a job, or simply shoot yourself in the head.
Oct 21 2008 8:42PM
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SierraMist
Posts: 116 - Karma: 13
if i were you id ask ur bro..or get a job, even if its working a day a week
Oct 21 2008 8:43PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
ive been looking for the solution to this problem for a long time dude.,.... what this moneys for? got a gambling problem? getting married?
Oct 21 2008 8:57PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
get hit by a car, and sue

works best if its a county car lol like a mail truck
Oct 21 2008 9:00PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
you cant work or sell drugs and you want 1000 by febuarary? This goal is literally impossible, you need to work or sell drugs/body. Win mad street races?
Oct 21 2008 9:05PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
A) what do you need the money for
B) I'll answer accordingly
Oct 21 2008 9:07PM
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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
well selling drugs is not totally out..selling weed is pointless.  Ive pushed pills b4 and made bank. But iv stopped. so Idk, i was just hoping someone woul have a "money" idea. ha how cliche
Oct 21 2008 9:09PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
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Oct 21 2008 9:09PM
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D_Mezz
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 16
1) Get a Job
2) Sell Drugs
3) Get really good at skiing and win competitions.

Those are 3 great ideas to get money fast. good luck sir.
Oct 21 2008 9:10PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
um find the boardwalk on mcds monopoly and park place

then send me 20 000 dollars
Oct 21 2008 9:13PM
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Phill.
Posts: 1149 - Karma: 37
check'n go!!!!!!!

lol sell blood, plasma, semen??
Oct 21 2008 9:14PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
credit card/ATM fraud.
Oct 21 2008 9:56PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Paper Route.
Sell weed, it really is that easy and you smoke fo' free.
Sell your shit.
Ebay.
Oct 21 2008 9:59PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
get a job once a week, roughly $75 at minimum wage work every week till feb whatever ....add all christmas money you can ask for and voila...yes you are going to have to work hard but it will be worth it, whats it for anyways?
Oct 21 2008 10:00PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
mmmmmmm get a job!
Oct 21 2008 10:14PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
It should be really easy to make $1000 in 5 months.  Even if you work for a few hours every Sunday or mow lawns occasionally you can come up with that.
Oct 21 2008 10:14PM
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notime_for_jokes
Posts: 554 - Karma: 11
tutour?
work the corner?
get a quick parttime job?
sell your skiing equipment ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! dont do that.
Oct 21 2008 10:23PM
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samskisalot
Posts: 711 - Karma: 12
crochet and sell hats? get a weekend job? what do you need the money for?
Oct 21 2008 10:52PM
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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
haha these responses are priceless.
Ive come to some conclusions.
1-blow leaves for 20 bucks a pop
2- plow snow when it comes
3- sell shit, im selling everything.
and idk maybe those drugs will come in handy.
and yea, i think if i get a part time job that might work, but there are'nt that many people that would hire you for a few days a week around here.

Oct 22 2008 9:15AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
there is a sperm bank in seattle that will pay you 7000 a month for 56 donations.................
Oct 22 2008 9:19AM
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Rooddss
Posts: 1420 - Karma: 14
Thats worth it. But i dont live in seattle haha
Oct 22 2008 9:23AM
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Balto
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haha well for 7k a month i think it might be worth moving
Oct 22 2008 9:25AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
dont know where you live but where i'm from we have medical testing facilities. They are LOW LOW LOW risk, the drugs are already FDA approved. you go in there and stay for a week and they draw your blood alot, but at the end you walk away with around a G.

l
Oct 22 2008 9:26AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
put a 1000 on the phillies to win the world series!  brings back 1300 get your 1000 you need and 300 for fun.
Oct 22 2008 10:29AM
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Sir_SkrillALot
Posts: 1736 - Karma: 668
im guessing you are in hs, so you should just prostitute yourself out to old men.
Oct 22 2008 10:37AM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 14
There are 2 things wrong with this: 1) if he had $1000 to place a bet, he wouldn't seek our advice on how to raise $1000 and 2) if he put $1000 on the phillies, then he would have $0 after they lost, which would just bring him right back to us asking the retarded question of how to come up with $1000, when the only practical answers have already been listed both here and in the many previous threads on this exact topic.
Oct 22 2008 10:47AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25

first off sir, when you bet with an actual bookie you dont have to post your bets ie pui tthe 1000 up so when the phillies win (in 5 games ) i am calling it right now, he will get back 1300.  

Oct 22 2008 11:25AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
Its on weekdays at 5pm ET
Oct 22 2008 11:33AM
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JEWbacca
Posts: 1391 - Karma: 30

Win the lottery

Oct 22 2008 11:35AM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32

1) cut off your finger

2)go to wendy's

3) put it in the chilli

4)sue

Oct 22 2008 11:45AM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
ohhhhhh shiiit when im 18 im going on teh cross country road trip living there for a year making about 84 thousand then go live with elve children and ski every day because the elves don't have taxes and the food is free.
Oct 22 2008 3:05PM
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cdub1
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
become a man whore
Oct 22 2008 3:07PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
whore ur self out to 100 fat chicks for 100 dollars
or to 10 really fat chicks for 1000
Oct 22 2008 3:08PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
thats funny cause i just found a $1000 bill in my jeans pocket, you want it?
Oct 22 2008 3:08PM
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the420skier
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11

well does football make you money? or will you ever go to the NFL, if not quit that shit and get a job

be a pro ebayer and buy cheap shit and sell it for more, collect garbage and sell it, sell drugs, be a nigga and do some gangsta ass shit,

but i reccomend getting a job!!!

but money isn't easy to get, i mean if we all had really good ideas at getting money we would use them rather then giving them to you

Oct 22 2008 3:12PM
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W.o.R.d
Posts: 570 - Karma: 18
could have bought and resold some phish tickets...but you're too late. bummer
Oct 22 2008 3:25PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
rake some leafs. get paid. feel good
Oct 22 2008 3:34PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
work at a grocery store 1 day a week. only sundays. work eight hours and youll get payed time and a third or time and a half w/e. youll have a G quick. just get out as soon as you can. workin at a grocery store is so depressing
Oct 22 2008 3:54PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
sell your sperm
Oct 22 2008 6:19PM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
Get a part time job,
Sell your ass,
Sell some grass,

you'll get there in no time
Oct 22 2008 6:23PM
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c-j-s
Posts: 96 - Karma: 25

if you have myspace and you have a good url you may be able to sell it

my friend sold his for 280$ to a company

Oct 22 2008 6:33PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
56 donations a month? jesus that's a lot of hand party
Oct 22 2008 6:43PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
ahahaaahahahaha
Oct 22 2008 7:02PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
find the smallest baby you can and eat it.
Oct 22 2008 7:07PM
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