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In the year 1764 sir ronald bartooznick was skiing back country when he broke his back and was forced to leave the country to return to el salvador where he was eaten by a giant octopus. But what you may not understand is that this was no ordinary octopus, this was tanner hall in his previous life. As time progressed the octopus explored the world looking for better and different snows to slide down with his tentacles. He first visited yellowstone national park where there were many jumps where the tiny lions of moopopolous had made then for them to slide down on coffee mugs and jump off of. He liked this so decided to name this park. Then one day he decided to swim to argentina to try to go skiing but on the way he shit his pants and this is why skiing urban is called so.