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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
everytime i go to the fucking bathroom i cant not piss on the seat i hate cleaning it up all time..
does anyone else have this proble
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
Apr 8 2002 8:14PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
pissing in da shower works real goo when ya got wood. the PVC idea is just to damn funny!
Apr 12 2002 10:30PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
i have the little last drip deal too. you can wait like 10 minutes, think its all gone, put on your pants, but you always get that little trickle! damnit, i hate that
and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
Apr 13 2002 12:16AM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
ahahah steve thats hilarious!

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 13 2002 11:33AM
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castlerock
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 11
dude, pissing in the shower is fucked up

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
Apr 13 2002 1:56PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
You guys kow the feeling when you have to go soooo bad and then when u finaly let it go, it just feels so good! Almost as good as sex!
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
Apr 13 2002 2:57PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
hahaha
pissing urine in sex would be funny

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 13 2002 3:00PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
i hope all the ladies reading this thread have learned that you dont always have it worse than us guys, so stop bitchin'

~'dont eat me, i have a wife and kids...eat them!!' -Homer
Apr 13 2002 7:21PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
has anyone tried drinking as much liquid as you could handle before going to bed so that when you get up you can enjoy a beautiful first blast ?
~'dont eat me, i have a wife and kids...eat them!!' -Homer
Apr 13 2002 7:23PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...no!
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
Apr 13 2002 7:37PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Theres nothing worse than having to get up in the middle of the night to pee. I am going to try to use a condom next tiem I have to go.
......Oh my...... This thread ahs gone in circles. I quit!
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
Apr 13 2002 8:25PM
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mitch
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
supposedly if you piss in the shower, you wont get athlete's foot
Apr 13 2002 10:04PM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
damn...The girls got an edge on us again: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_224.html


Taylor
Tele-Jibber
~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
Apr 13 2002 10:17PM
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A_W
Posts: 295 - Karma: 16
Ok here is good joke:

Why do guys takes showers?

Cause pissing in the bath is disgusting.
The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

10-4, Jeff Thomas will be throwing a spraffy ball grab- Judges at the Baker 'Big' Air.
Apr 13 2002 11:54PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
there's syuppoedsly piss in our bathroom, I dunno I don't care, it's gone


'There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.'
- Calvin
Apr 14 2002 2:01AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Nine-milla... u can't keep away. I dare you to try. and SV... whaaaaa???
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DatGrlyChick: skier??
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DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Apr 14 2002 10:11AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Dammit, I tried! Honestly, I tried! Someone needs to burn this thread!
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
Apr 14 2002 4:48PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
k the other day i went to that bathroom and i really had to go...like i had to hold my wiener so it didnt come flying out...so i run to the bathroom from my bed room and i get all ready and i let go...and i fucking missed the open space in the middle complete.,...the pee travled at like 300 miles per hour and hit the rim part and sprayed all over like a friggin sprinkler....it sucked....
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
Apr 17 2002 6:13PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
im just gonna go ahead and bump this
Dec 24 2010 5:10PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Holy fuck I have the same problem.
Dec 24 2010 5:11PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
thats the worst.
Dec 24 2010 5:13PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
like i posted in the last bumped thread...

new members always ask about the shit ns used to talk about.

If you look at the bumped and funniest threads, its actually a bit gay. Constant talk about dicks, pissing, balls, or shitting.
Dec 24 2010 6:27PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
SkierX loved his caps lock
Dec 24 2010 6:30PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
i'm just gonna go ahead and bump your karma down
Dec 24 2010 6:30PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
i just gave A_W 16945 karma...am i jesus?
Dec 24 2010 6:32PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

ha. jibsalot lives on

Dec 24 2010 7:04PM
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IHeartWeasels
Posts: 239 - Karma: 55
Yeah... I go snowcaving a couple times a year.... and the ability to aim into the skinny bottleneck of a coke can is a valid skill. It really is a life or death matter, because if you piss all over the inside of your sleeping bag, your peestick gets frozen. But on the other hand, its nice and warm once you cap it up.
Dec 24 2010 8:04PM
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parkpanda
Posts: 17 - Karma: 11
Try taping a laser pointer to your dick and see if that helps?
Dec 24 2010 8:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51652 - Karma: 162,335
Focus, all you need is focus
Sep 27 2011 10:23PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
haha nice bump, i lolded hard at the second post
Sep 27 2011 10:26PM
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