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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
everytime i go to the fucking bathroom i cant not piss on the seat i hate cleaning it up all time..
does anyone else have this proble
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
Apr 8 2002 8:14PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
hahahahah nah man only when intoxicated, maybe your jaking off too much so its bent your dick to the side



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 8 2002 8:16PM
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ickyy
Posts: 206 - Karma: 10
Dude lift the seat next time.





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Apr 8 2002 8:16PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
lifting the seat is to much work
and my wiener is not bent
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
Apr 8 2002 8:18PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
HAHAHAHAH just get your parents to install a trough, or one of those urinals that way you can never miss



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 8 2002 8:20PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAHA! This shit is gold! HAHAHA! practice brah, go outside, set a bucket down, and target practice! PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT! HAHAHA!
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Apr 8 2002 8:21PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
HAHAHA joel has a pissing problem! I had one of those problems when I was like 6...not anymore
hahaha it's o.k man! :) later

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 8 2002 8:22PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
HAHAHAHAHA, yeah go set some tin cans up on a fence and fire away



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 8 2002 8:22PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
HAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS......
its not like i piss all over....i just get dribbles on the seat....
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
Apr 8 2002 8:28PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
then just be a grandpa and sit down when ya piss



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 8 2002 8:29PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Oh, the shame of peeing on the toilet seat. I agree that it's too hard to lift up the seat, I just try to have perfect aim.


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Apr 8 2002 8:30PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
i think it's just the first initial shot that misses haha.. i mean you can't see exactly where it's aiming but after that first launch and you're missing the toilet.. you got a problem lol


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Apr 8 2002 8:38PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
The morning wood factor always messes me up!
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Apr 8 2002 8:40PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i never miss the the toliet after the first launch...i just need NASA launch for me so my launched will be safer and more acurate
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
Apr 8 2002 8:44PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN! THIS SI TOO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHA! FUCKING EH! ITS PLATINUM TO THE MAX!
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**Love ya Lacey**
Apr 8 2002 8:50PM
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Tele-Jibber
Posts: 2278 - Karma: 12
Yeah, I'm usually fine after the first launch, except for the few days when it will dribble out really slowly and then it gets on the seat and that sucks. I really hate that...


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Tele-Jibber
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Apr 8 2002 8:58PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Ever seen Me, Myself and Irene when he gets up and pisses all over the wall and cieling cuz he just had sex? HAHAHA! Thats MONEY!
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Apr 8 2002 8:59PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Haha, yah, same here. Initial shot is a blind desperation shot. Once I got it sighted properly, i'm dead accurate.
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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Apr 8 2002 9:03PM
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misty-chick16t
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
what has our pathetic little world come to? how about you get A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FRIGGIN TOILET! maybe then you wouldnt have to aim it like a damn shotgun or something...haha, and remember to put the seat back down dammit!

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Apr 8 2002 9:07PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAHA!HAHA! Nahhh...you don't understand... lo, that first shot is frightening... HAHA!
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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Apr 8 2002 9:10PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
AAAHAHAAHA Joel that's hilarious! pure gold man!


DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 8 2002 9:14PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Misty_chick, its not that simple, its easy to overshoot too, get it all over the back and stuff, actually thats my biggest problem, too much force.
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Apr 8 2002 9:17PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
ahahaha you guys have screwed up penis' hahaha

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 8 2002 9:17PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
its like trying to aim a water gun without looking down the barrel or shooting some water first :p

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber
Apr 8 2002 9:20PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
its not just the first blast but also the shake at the end that sets ne off, the shake is always the worst cuz its that one you cant control



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 8 2002 9:27PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
ahahaha word!

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 8 2002 9:50PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
No matter how much you shake and dance the last drop always goes down your pants.
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Apr 8 2002 9:53PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
hahahaa it's just happend to me :(

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 8 2002 9:55PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Misty_Chick doesn't understand. Hmmm...I hate when I do that when Im too tired to stand, like after skiing. A urinal would be sweet!
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Apr 8 2002 10:11PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
or a chair with a built-in toilet



A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
Apr 8 2002 10:23PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
haha, when I'm at the bar and trashed I allways hit the seat, and I'm like 'ooh man........ eh, not my toilet' good times.





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Apr 8 2002 10:46PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
I usually lean over a aim straight down but it comes out with such vilocity and force that it splashed the toilet water out and onto the toilet bowl....
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
Apr 8 2002 10:56PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
Heres my problem, maybe someone can help me. You got a boner, and it hurts way too much to bend your yogurt slinger down and aim it directly into the toilet, right? so what you gotta do is take a few steps back, and try and get the arch right. well heres my problem, as the pee losses power and you start to slowly move closer, you get that extra little boost at the end, and you usually piss way too far and get it all over the toilet. just my little problem.
and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
Apr 8 2002 11:44PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I don't get why girls blame us when they fall in the toilet. If they are too stupid to make sure the seat is down, then they deserve to have a wet ass.
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Apr 8 2002 11:55PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
i swear that as soon as i have my own house, i am installing a urinal...or maybe a tree right in the middle of the bathroom that i can piss on.

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Apr 9 2002 12:18AM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
hey, so you say the whole little shake at the end. Is that what a pee shiver is? My guy friends always complain about it, and how it's like the worst feeling, like a little shock through the body.
~juliet~
Apr 9 2002 1:44AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
haha juliet u rock. and yeah gota love being a girl sit your damn ass down and let er rip!
being fucked around sucks. to all u assholes around. dont talk to me. i've had it with guys.
Apr 9 2002 2:02AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
yeah you can sit down and pee all you want but when your in the lodge squatting over a nasty toliet, us guys are in the woods taking care of buisness and getting back on the slopes

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Apr 9 2002 3:48AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Toliet?

Sink.

Or bathtub.

-Gabe Lumintn

What this week's anagram?
Apr 9 2002 11:38AM
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
just turn the shower on and piss there, nobody can miss that big of a target
Apr 9 2002 12:39PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
HAHA! Yah, a urinal would be wicked mint.
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DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
Apr 9 2002 2:58PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
who says i dont go make with the bushes????
haha. oh man.... im totally a lodge girl. which sucks when u gotta go to the bottom and go all the way up to the top again. if the lodge is on top..
being fucked around sucks. to all u assholes around. dont talk to me. i've had it with guys.
Apr 9 2002 3:03PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
ok, here's what ya do go down to the local hardware store and pick up some pvc, then cut it the the length where it makes it from you schlong down into the bowl, then just stick it in and let the juices flow. Problem solved, or just go in the back yard and wizz on the grass.
Apr 9 2002 3:22PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
AAHAHA this is the dumbest thread. but yet so funny

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 9 2002 3:39PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
i have the problem of peeing in two directions when i first start off. like, ill aim for dead center of the toilet and my pee splits into two streams headed for the floor...it sucks you cant win.

if you really wanna have fun go pee on an electric fence ;)
*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
Apr 9 2002 3:46PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
did ne1 see the south park where they all were wearing condoms? and cartman was like 'sure makes going to the bathroom alot easyer' as he threw a piss filled rubber at the wall above the trash.
Apr 9 2002 5:08PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
You're actually supposed to piss in condoms when yo uare backpacking over glaciers. Instead of leaving your tent to risk getting lost, freezing to death or falling in a crevace while half asleep, you are supposed to piss in a condom, tie it off and leave it outside your door.
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Apr 9 2002 5:35PM
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MART-IZZLE
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 13
aaaahaha

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
Apr 9 2002 5:36PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I might try that in my bed, theresn othing worse than having to get out of your nice warm bed and then having to freeze your feet on cold tiles.
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Apr 9 2002 5:36PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
lol thats fuckin' funny. Wake up and toss out the piss-cycles.
Apr 9 2002 5:38PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
Yeah, it's pretty much a given for me that I'm going to be wiping up piss with tp after I pee. I think I've got a good idea to solve this; glue two chopsticks to the back of the lid, and stretch some plastic wrap between them, and around the seat, that way, all the pee runs off the plastic wrap and into the bowl.


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Apr 9 2002 6:08PM
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