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Broken Jaw...what is there to do?

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Phatt
Posts: 351 - Karma: 99
I broke my jaw during the spring skiing in the aussie season and have been on morphene for a few weeks and now i am not out of it im hell bored anyone got any ideas of what to do till i can go skiing again at christmas?
Oct 20 2008 4:27AM
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VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
Ski movies, lots of them
Oct 20 2008 4:45AM
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Phatt
Posts: 351 - Karma: 99
yeh i spent all my time so far on NS and watching the movies i got and i ordered slamna but cant afford any others and it sucks cause im so broke and need new lens as my one broke when i crashed

Oct 20 2008 4:46AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
Download all the free itunes podcast you can. I have 300 of them I will never get bored in school again.
Oct 20 2008 5:37AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
dude even without breaking my jaw i'm bored from September until July every year, unless i get skiing over Christmas which generally doesn't happen

Free ski videos ftw.
Oct 20 2008 6:40AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
ummm sympathy head from chicks.....?
Oct 20 2008 7:51AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
go to a doctor insted of asking a bunch of ski bums?
Oct 20 2008 9:12AM
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BWalmer
Posts: 9141 - Karma: 12,883
he clearly already went to a doctor, or he went to a back ally to get the morphine. He's bored, like all of us during the summer, but now he's bored and hurt...no fun. Youtube, Veemo, iTunes, Ski movies, NS, video games, what else is there to do. bummer on the broken jaw, +vibes
Oct 20 2008 9:31AM
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edd1e
Posts: 679 - Karma: 16
download as much free shit as you can. Utorrent +btjunkie.org , mininova.org +thepirtatebay.com . Get into some TV shows that have been on for a while. 24, the shield, the wire, Lost, prison break, weeds etc. Buy a kendama. tune your skis, take up another hobby in the mean time. Smoke lots of bud, become a daytime drinker etc......
Oct 20 2008 9:34AM
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KramerC
Posts: 619 - Karma: 21
i broke my jaw last year and started knitting more, and making spray paint stencles. But then again i was skiing a few weeks latter with wires in my jaw.
Oct 20 2008 10:52AM
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yeahitsdave
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
haha my thoughts exactly.
Oct 20 2008 11:36AM
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seeingstars
Posts: 422 - Karma: 14
good call
Oct 20 2008 11:43AM
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RtC.
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 28
Just, whatever you do, do not give head, it might fuck your jaw...?

No homo
Oct 20 2008 1:31PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
learn how to juggle
Oct 20 2008 1:57PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451

buy some straws and sip on fruitopia

Oct 20 2008 1:59PM
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Phatt
Posts: 351 - Karma: 99
haha thanks guys keep the suggestions coming. There all good. And to the guy who said dont give head he was saying get head so dw bout me being a homo. good call on the bud and daytime drinking aswell
Oct 21 2008 5:38AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
become really accurate with a blow dart gun
Oct 21 2008 12:50PM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
drink milkshakes
Oct 21 2008 1:22PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111

stop s'in on d's yo

but yea, just watch some videos, and NS, homework?

Oct 21 2008 2:07PM
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jiblove
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 18
learn to crochet! join the crochet cult, we will teach ya for sure, then buts out some sick hatss once winter and skiing come around
Oct 21 2008 2:53PM
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Phatt
Posts: 351 - Karma: 99
I tried one actually but cant blow enough air into it cause it hurt my jaw like fuck but thanks
Oct 22 2008 5:50AM
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Oli_jgb
Posts: 985 - Karma: 95
Buy a vibrating vagina.
And loads of lube.
Oct 22 2008 5:55AM
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Ham-Solo
Posts: 20 - Karma: 20
the answer is clear.. MASTURBATION IS YOUR FRIEND..  phone-pranks are also awesome, but kinda expensive if you do it all the time untill christmas i guess
Oct 22 2008 11:27AM
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*WonderBread*
Posts: 401 - Karma: 13

make a half a ping pong table and a wall and become the next forrest gump at ping pong.

sell your morphene if you feelin ight and then go buy a ping pong table.

Oct 22 2008 11:34AM
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Ham-Solo
Posts: 20 - Karma: 20
or buy more morphene and get fuuuuuuuuuucked uuuuuuuuup
Oct 22 2008 2:16PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
have your woman make u beer and steak smoothies
Oct 22 2008 4:54PM
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anxju
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Oct 22 2008 4:55PM
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Sky.
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 287
drink food through a straw?
Oct 22 2008 4:58PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
once this nasty woman with her jaw wired shut was in line in front of me at a burrito place, and after they made her burrito, she asked to have it blended. they looked at her like she was retarded, but she made them do it. it was so nasty, they had to pour it into 2 cups. i couldnt eat my burrito
Oct 22 2008 6:49PM
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IXIEASTcoastIXI
Posts: 342 - Karma: 27

gutar hero 3 got me though this

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/356586/
Oct 22 2008 7:43PM
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Phatt
Posts: 351 - Karma: 99
shit dude that arm break is heavy how long were u out for??
Oct 23 2008 12:47AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
aahahaahah ya you should be able to slide "rails" with extreme steeze if you watch them
Oct 23 2008 12:53AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
dam buddy i'm sorry to hear that, i hope your recovery is fast and as pain free as possible. that's an awful thing to break i would imagine
Oct 23 2008 12:57AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
Pretty obvious, if you can't give it.  Take it in the butt.
Oct 23 2008 12:57AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Speaking from personal experience, prepare for the worst time of your life. Food will never taste as good as it does the day you finally get the wires off.
Oct 23 2008 11:58AM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 4,575

Ahaha

priceless, and make her wear nothing but an apron, and if she does a good job hook her up with a poke of the morf.

Oct 23 2008 12:11PM
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powderlvr23
Posts: 163 - Karma: 11
blowjob while drinking beer/steak smoothie and watching some skiing movies (Turbo, Aspen Extreme)
Oct 23 2008 6:28PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 4,575
and dont forget to wear a bandanna for steeze
Oct 23 2008 7:17PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
enjoy that morphine drip lol
Oct 23 2008 7:24PM
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punkrock32
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 21
I broke my sternum, and gamed for the next 6 weeks.  Halo 3 and guitar hero 3 got me through it. Make sure you have live by the way.
Oct 23 2008 7:26PM
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thizznnskiin
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
tied into the sympathy head,
try to get a blumpkin (reference urbandictionary).. its preeeeetty high up on my to do list hahaha
Oct 23 2008 7:53PM
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IXIEASTcoastIXI
Posts: 342 - Karma: 27
3 months...
Oct 23 2008 7:57PM
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powderlvr23
Posts: 163 - Karma: 11
yes. all must be done switch......and watching Scott Vail instructional vids
Oct 23 2008 8:16PM
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