Replying to Running for president of my school....

So, im going to run for pres of my school, and i was just thinking about what stance i could take, my initial thought was to run as a communist cause i go to a very small school, and i think most kids would vote for that sort of propaganda.

Just throw out some ideas of what you would think would be good, or even funny, cause i dont even necessarily(sp) want to become president, it would just be a bonus if thru stupid acts i become president