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Brows.
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ok so theyres this kid that sits at my table at lunch and i really dont like him.... this kid snorts ritalin at the lunch table like theres nothing wrong.... he also has herpes on his lip that he got from smoking from some random ass guys bowl and also he does dip in school.... he is an asshole and trys to get people to drink out of his water bottle and give them herpes.... now my problem is i dont really want him to sit at my lunch table but hes alot bigger than me and could easily kick my ass so i have no clue how to tell him that the shit he does is fucked up...

Oct 19 2008 12:32AM
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Malcolm
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throw stuff at his lip
Oct 19 2008 12:34AM
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steve.o
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omg
Oct 19 2008 12:35AM
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shibby
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Wow, late night NS is fucked up. Is this a troll?

Anyways, I'd straight up tell him he's wack and that he should fuck off. Or just get a friend to sit where he does before he can get the spot.
Oct 19 2008 12:37AM
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*V-Love*
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im sure if you have a problem with him, other people probably do too, just get them to back you up
Oct 19 2008 12:38AM
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Brows.
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well in my school upperclassman have to go to the commons which has circular tables where people can just pull up a chair... so like its not like assigned seats you can have as many people as you want....
Oct 19 2008 12:40AM
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notomatoplz
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the guy is trying to give other guys herpes... fuck him up
Oct 19 2008 12:41AM
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Brows.
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like i said.... hes kinda alot bigger than me
Oct 19 2008 12:44AM
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shibby
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Just get mad peeps to max the table out before he comes. But like others have suggested, fuck him up. This guy sounds like a straight piece of queer with the herpes and shit.
Oct 19 2008 12:45AM
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notomatoplz
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yea, honestly i dont know what you should do because i dont know how much you have talked to this guy or if you have buddies that could back you up and if this guy has other people that could back him up. i know from experience that fighting someone, even if you win, doesnt make anything better at all. if you can live with him and just ignore him definately do that because the outcome will likely not be the best if you get people to go after this guy, theres so many things that could go wrong and the consequences could be pretty shitty.
Oct 19 2008 12:48AM
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JEWbacca
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H.B will fuck him up fo u

Oct 19 2008 12:50AM
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860
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Your in luck my friend, I have your answer right here

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Oct 19 2008 12:55AM
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Brows.
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well like i can deal with him.... and its not like i hate the kid hes just severely obnoctious and i dont want herpes... and i also dont want him getting caught snorting or injecting some kind of drug into his system with me sitting across the table....
Oct 19 2008 12:56AM
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Edward.
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well i guess you can either sit at another lunch table or have a good senior friend take you out to lunch with him every day.
Oct 19 2008 1:07AM
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Scott~
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Wow that really is fucked, beat his ass~
Oct 19 2008 3:40AM
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Brows.
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ive already ot to the tried that... they wont let me leave.... i got to the door and they asked if i was a senior i was like yea and theyre like whats your name and i told them and they then told me i was a junior and if i did it again there would be consequences
Oct 19 2008 12:15PM
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T-Holt
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BAHAHAHA, i loled
Oct 19 2008 12:54PM
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Brows.
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haha i did too even though hes makin fun of me

Oct 19 2008 7:26PM
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steezeaholic.
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that kid sounds wackkk.
Oct 19 2008 7:29PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
unless if he attempts to make out with you or litterally throws ritilin up your nose, that why do you fear you will get herpes/ get in touble.

If you really have beef, assemble a posse and a hand gernade
Oct 19 2008 7:45PM
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jason...
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sit somewhere else
Oct 19 2008 8:35PM
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DaveM
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well if it gets out of hand, then get one of your big freinds to kick his ass
Oct 19 2008 8:40PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
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bring a gun.
Oct 19 2008 8:48PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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Oct 19 2008 9:02PM
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juliana.
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hahaha that was really funny and nate if you get herpes i will not go anywhere close to you this season!
Oct 19 2008 9:06PM
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RICK_ROSS
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but herp is delisious
Oct 19 2008 9:18PM
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urbanjib
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think about this...if you get beat up, he can do lines off your belly, and rub his herpes on your face
Oct 19 2008 9:30PM
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doublexl
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power in numbers homie
Oct 19 2008 9:59PM
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notime_for_jokes
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pee in his butt
Oct 19 2008 10:08PM
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Brows.
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yea i know that was the point of this thread.... i dont want the herpes so i can ski with you... duhhhh
Oct 20 2008 12:22PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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size doesn't really matter.  handle your business.
Oct 20 2008 12:29PM
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yellav
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weezyblog shut the fuck up
Oct 20 2008 12:37PM
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Nicholas.
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hahahahhaha that was fucking awesome.
Oct 20 2008 12:37PM
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Horizon
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If you can't move him, then maybe try moving yourself and your friends to a new table?
Oct 20 2008 12:41PM
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turtles
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fuck his ass up... there was this kid who poked a hole in his water bottle with a thumb tack and kept squirting me... scraped his ass - problem solved   if you dont think you can take him cuz hes bigger get into a fight with him, put an arm out in front crossed to block anythin he throws and fuckin upper cut that bitch in the adams apple. ille put money down that bitch wont get up. dont do it too hard though u might kill him. i did it to some kid and he didnt get up for 2 min i thought he was guna die

Oct 20 2008 12:53PM
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Bean_Slc
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im pretty sure you cant get herpes from drinking out of someones drink who has it.
Oct 20 2008 12:54PM
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Horizon
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He's talking about the strain of herpes that gives cold sores.  Any contact with those cold sores can pass on  that strain of herpes, including contact with where his lips have touched.
Oct 20 2008 1:00PM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
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dude show up to school with a 2x4 and some of this...put some of this on the end of the 2x4 smash the kid in the face with it, preferably around his herp and then ask him to pay you for herpes treatment
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Oct 20 2008 1:01PM
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Brows.
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yea and someone also told me that if he ate out a girl and then had sex with her not only would she have genital herpes but so would he... not sure if thats true thats just what someone told me

Oct 20 2008 4:03PM
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