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Check it out! It's the fucking BabyMaker!

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doritos
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So this shit is creepy. as. hell. You know all those VW commercials where they're like "Have a baby for love, not for German engineering". Well they confused the shit out of me, and I was bored, so I went to the website they advertised to check it out and... I stumbled on the BabyMaker. So you can make babies without actually makin' babies.

THE BABYMAKER

You upload a picture of a mom and a picture of a dad and it makes a moving, talking baby out of it. Fucking weird. I used these pictures and the results were nothing short of amazing...

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My roommate did Bill Clinton mated with Flava Flav... it gets weird. Fast. But hysterical.
Oct 18 2008 9:36PM
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crazyfuck
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wait, those commercials confused you?
Oct 18 2008 9:41PM
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joey.
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jesse jane and ol dirty bastard makes a pretty interesting baby.
Oct 18 2008 9:44PM
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doritos
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Yeah, kinda dude. Why would you have a baby for a Volkswagen? How are the two things even related? Why would getting a VW inspire a baby? It doesn't make any fucking sense. I wasn't sure if it was supposed to not make any fucking sense or if there was like some stupid discount for new parents or what. And I was hella bored. So I checked it out. And I found the BabyMaker. So it was worthwhile.
Oct 18 2008 9:46PM
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Clevinger
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It was warning people not to make babies just so they could justify buying a VW minivan.

problem solved.
Oct 18 2008 10:02PM
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Jacuse
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I used the two picture that you used and got this
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Oct 18 2008 10:22PM
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ch@se
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I just did T-Hall and Sarah Burke.

It was a very attractive little baby.
Oct 18 2008 10:24PM
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doritos
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Here's another weirdass thing on the internet... Raptor Safari! You ride around in a jeep, run over raptors, and drag them back to your base with a spiked ball. It's pretty awesome. You have to install this thing called Unity player, my roommate said he hasn't had any negative shit happen from it and in the five minutes I've had it installed, neither have I. Enjoy.

http://www.raptorsafari.com
Oct 18 2008 10:29PM
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crazyfuck
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exactly. NOT hard to get.
Oct 18 2008 10:30PM
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DaveM
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hahaha wow. look at its eyes.
Oct 18 2008 10:37PM
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doritos
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Cool. That was clearly the point of this thread. You go out of your way to be a douchebag to everyone. We get it. No one likes you. Go away.
Oct 18 2008 10:42PM
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PBRasap
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woah crazy, as i was readig this thread i was thinking what commercial is he talking about, then i look at the t.v. and its on.. fucking crazy.
Oct 18 2008 10:42PM
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Calb3rt
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someone should do chuck norris and amy winehouse. i couldnt figure out how it worked...
Oct 18 2008 10:45PM
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doritos
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I did it but I couldn't find a very good mug of Chuck and so it wasn't all that interesting..
Oct 18 2008 11:04PM
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0123456789
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its normal looking i just did it, im extremley dissapointed.
Oct 18 2008 11:09PM
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Calb3rt
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oh well, you know it would have some extreme psychological problems.
Oct 18 2008 11:13PM
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0123456789
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it owuld be a drug busting texas ranger with drug problems
Oct 18 2008 11:14PM
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Calb3rt
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dont forget the singing voice.
Oct 18 2008 11:22PM
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Malcolm
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this is so sick. im going to try tomorrow
Oct 18 2008 11:29PM
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Scott~
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Kimbo got KTFO, im the babymaker~
Oct 19 2008 3:45AM
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Peter.
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megan fox and kimbo make a nice baby
Oct 19 2008 11:30AM
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pussymoneyweed
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TANNER HALL and Henrik Harlaut made the steeziest baby alive
if the above didn't work Direct link:
http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/?mId=28463874
Oct 27 2008 3:44PM
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Peter.
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bahaha someone do wallisch and harlaut, they are like twins
Oct 27 2008 3:46PM
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k-rob
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the product of Elisha Cuthbert and myself...good thing I wrapped.
Oct 27 2008 4:14PM
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k-rob
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Oct 27 2008 4:15PM
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EClay46
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your baby looks like a pussy
Oct 27 2008 4:51PM
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skiEER
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lol thats sweet
Oct 27 2008 5:08PM
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