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Living in residence with people who do no drink....

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mmallender.
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so just about 10 minutes ago, I was scared to shit by a kid who lives in my building knocking on my door while I was trying to sleep and not expecting someone to knock at all. so anyways, this kid knocks on my door at 3 am, and asks me why I look so white and like startled, so I tell him I was startled to shit by him knocking on my door(mind you my door is the only door he knocks on, AND my door was closed) at 3am, and that even if it wasnt 3am, it is still pretty startling to have someone knock on your door who you do not know.... dunno if that makes any sense at all, but i am way drunk and i needed to vent my anger  at the kids who do not drink or smoke or anything, and expect you to not react differently to someone smoking or drinking....


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i cant wait to read this in the morning hahaha
Oct 18 2008 6:15AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Force them to drink!

Oct 18 2008 6:29AM
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babujib
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i dont understand your question?
Oct 18 2008 1:33PM
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k-rob
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so why was he knocking?
Oct 18 2008 1:35PM
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Sufferboy
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who?
Oct 18 2008 1:36PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Wait...what?
Oct 18 2008 1:52PM
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ryan.c
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what?
Oct 18 2008 1:53PM
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Aaaron.
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uhh...pee in her butt?
Oct 18 2008 1:54PM
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TerminatorX
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what the fuck are you trying to say?
Oct 18 2008 1:55PM
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fappy
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this makes zero sense dumbass
Oct 18 2008 2:07PM
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mmallender.
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wow. k first off, that wasnt a question.... and so what happened was i got back to my room at 3am after a long night of drinking and then a guy who does not drink starts banging on my door like no other, and then opens my door and basically like interrogates me because he cannot understand for the life of him why i am acting like i am
Oct 18 2008 2:17PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I still don't get it
Oct 18 2008 2:22PM
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mmallender.
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a guy who doesnt drink, and had never been around drunk people until he started living in res, knocked on my door and then started asking me all these questions like "why are you talking funny", "why cant you stand up normally" etc. i still cant figure out why he was up at like 3am, and how he figured out i was in my room when my door was closed
Oct 18 2008 2:35PM
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JamesR
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ohhhhh i get it. this guy was on straight meth in a super 8 motel. when the cops came to his door he freaked and hopped out of the window into the back of a trash truck, where he hid as it drove down route 60 and eventually got off in el paso where he is now sitting in a starbucks, posting on someone elses computer.

Oct 18 2008 2:37PM
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graciousstallion
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my question is, is why would you shit by a kid?
Oct 18 2008 2:41PM
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no_steeze
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oh okay got it....wait...no.......non drunk doors......what?
Oct 18 2008 2:44PM
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mmallender.
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im still not sure how i was able to type that while i was way hammered. and my suggestion would be to just ignore this thread completely and let it die lol
Oct 18 2008 2:54PM
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Kazabazua
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i probably would have punched the kid in the face. when he asked you all those questions you should have been like "why the fuck do you knock on peoples doors at 3am" *SLAM* door on face.
Oct 18 2008 3:23PM
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mmallender.
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fuck yeah! someone who understood what i was trying to say, and i didnt even think about punching him in the face because he has no experience around drunk people, and i probably would have missed and punched the wall, i was pretty drunk lol
Oct 18 2008 3:35PM
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skiP.E.I.
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It sounds like that guy is just an idiot, whether he drinks or not. Anyone who knocks on your door at 3 in the morning is fucked, if they are a complete stranger and don't have anything important to ask or tell you.
Oct 18 2008 3:37PM
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Malcolm
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this is obviously the best solution. im sure hed never go near you again haha
Oct 18 2008 3:41PM
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FUUUCK
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pics or it didnt happen?
Oct 18 2008 3:58PM
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mmallender.
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fuck! i got called out. sorry guys this was all a big claim.......







because this is the sort of thing you would make up lol









Oct 18 2008 4:11PM
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notomatoplz
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k so i get whats going on and it seems sort of pointless to keep this thread going but i have to ask you this: why did the guy just randomly come knock on your door? like im trying to figure out why this guy would knock on your door at 3 in the morning and just ask you questions about being drunk?
Oct 18 2008 4:45PM
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mmallender.
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i have no idea why.... i dont even know why he was awake at 3am, especially if he was not drinking
Oct 18 2008 4:56PM
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JamesR
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why were you drinking at 3 am by yourself?
Oct 18 2008 5:26PM
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mmallender.
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i never said i was drinking in my room, i had already been drinking all night, and had got back to my room to go to bed. thank god he didnt walk in like he did while i was getting changed. and then the only reason i went on ns was to tell everyone about how irritating it was
Oct 18 2008 7:07PM
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bermbuster49
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at least no one pulled the fire alarm.... fucking hate when that happens...drunk retards
Oct 18 2008 7:10PM
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inactive
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sounds about right
Oct 18 2008 7:39PM
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mmallender.
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hes not a stranger, but he is a very strange kid. hes like that kid who is really academically smart, but is the most socially akward kid ever. i live in a really small res, 48 people, and so every sunday we have floor meetings and he spews the most random and akward comments in an attempt to be funny.
Oct 18 2008 8:06PM
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Balto
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Oct 18 2008 8:12PM
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49566738265
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Have you ever read a thread with no point or conclusion?
Oct 18 2008 8:48PM
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lineskier10
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if i was drunk and some  motherfucker knocked on my door, and you still didnt tell us why he knocked on your door, no matter what i would probably knock the kid out for banging on my door like that, the weird thing is thats something a drunk person would do, knock on your door at a late hour, but if he was sober thats even more fucked up, hes probably a serial killer
Oct 18 2008 9:08PM
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Gnarshred
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If that kid is religious you should convince him you were possessed and you need and exorcism.
Oct 18 2008 9:13PM
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mmallender.
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well, if i knew why he knocked on my door and came in i probably wouldnt have made this thread because there would be a legitimate reason and then i wouldnt have been so angry. but yeah its really really weird
Oct 18 2008 10:03PM
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doublexl
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so wait...why was the dude knocking on the door in the first place?
Oct 18 2008 10:41PM
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mmallender.
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i have no idea....... the only conclusion i can come to is that he wanted to be friendly, you know, come by and say hi, hows it going, maybe strike up a conversation.......... at fucking three oclock in the morning......lol
Oct 18 2008 11:07PM
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EricaCrass
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At least the person knocked before walking in. That's more than what I can say for most of the people in my dorm.
Oct 18 2008 11:35PM
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*V-Love*
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hahhahahhha 
Oct 18 2008 11:44PM
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mmallender.
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lol im not sure if his knock even counted as him telling me he wanted to come in. it was like knock-kno-open door
Oct 18 2008 11:57PM
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Kazabazua
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yea one of my roommates can be a bit of a dumbass sometimes, ill be in my room then he'll just knock twice and come right in, stand there and ill just try and ignore him cause usually ill be doing something, then usually he'll just get the point and leave. its pretty fuckin weird
Oct 19 2008 2:20AM
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EricaCrass
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Speaking of being drunk, my roommate is sleeping in her bed while her boyfriend is passed out across the floor. It's really great, except he's blocking the fridge and I want an apple.
Oct 19 2008 2:22AM
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mmallender.
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drag him out of the way? hahaha its his own fault for blocking the fridge... or just try open it and if it hits him and he wakes up and gets mad tell him to go sleep somewhere that isnt in front of the fridge, i mean like how many other places could he have fallen asleep that arent in front of the fridge.
Oct 19 2008 2:58AM
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mmallender.
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oh and by doing something you mean someone? if so, CLAIM... pics or it didnt happen lol
Oct 19 2008 2:59AM
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St.Steezy
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wow. I'm going to call you a dumbass when i see you.
Oct 19 2008 3:15AM
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Scott~
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Get krunk nigaaaaa~
Oct 19 2008 3:32AM
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mmallender.
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lol i clicked nsg, and saw about 20 threads that had been bumped by you...... good job hahaha
Oct 19 2008 3:42AM
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Kazabazua
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ahaha no, when im doing a girl i usually lock the door
Oct 19 2008 3:43AM
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DownhillDink
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same shit happened to me.
Oct 19 2008 3:48AM
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mmallender.
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i dont get that at all... is that an attempt at making fun of me?
Oct 19 2008 4:07AM
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Kazabazua
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dont take things so personally man
Oct 20 2008 3:56AM
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