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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
self explanatory title..

you know you love skiing when, you make perfect tables out of your ice cream or mash potatoes

fail a class cuz you daydream too much and cant really focus on anything other than skiing.

when you ski more days during the winter than you acctually go to school

you pray for rain in town because you know up there it will be snow!

ill post more as i come up with them .. but im sure im not the only one with these kinds of stories :P
Oct 17 2008 1:37PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
when you stay up all night reading this forum when you have a doctors appt. at 10 hahahaha......oh man i hope i dont fall asleep
Jul 15 2010 2:21AM
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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
When chicks want ur cock cause u ski and ur not a hippy tool faggot. CLAIM.

When you drive 8 hours every fucking weekend even if the weather sucks and ur slowly becoming broke

When u sleep in ur car and its under 20 F

When u talk with ur friends about something funny on Newschoolers and then have to awkwardly explain the joke to others

when u do ridiculous rail tricks on curbs

when driving u imagine an infinite rail slide on the metal barriers adjacent to the road, even though its physically impossible to maintain 80 and grind for like 10 minutes


Jul 15 2010 2:35AM
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JSiegel
Posts: 493 - Karma: 151
dude YES! kill the simple math. Whats 180 + 90? takes kids like 5 seconds im like BOOM NIGGA! 270, pretzel out.
Jul 15 2010 2:45AM
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finchski
Posts: 470 - Karma: 621
haha or imagining jumps over driveways and an endless anount of snow on the side of the road in the summer
Jul 15 2010 2:46AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
also when you talk to your friends and you mention afterbang and they think your talking about sex
Jul 15 2010 2:47AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
HOLY TITS I do that all the time hahaha.

When you have an infinite load of ski drawings in your school books.

When if there's a diving board at a pool, you jib it for two hours straight
Jul 15 2010 3:01AM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
oh man that made me laugh so hard. But yeah i love it when that comes in handy in maths
Jul 15 2010 3:05AM
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alex03209
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
Amen I also skipped class for it 3 days a week and went every weekend.
Jul 15 2010 3:39AM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
Woah. So do I. Whenever I am on a road trp or somethig and am bored I just stare at that stuff and wish.... Diving boards are pretty legit.
Jul 15 2010 3:50AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
when you watch ski movies over and over again countless times in the summer.

when you finger jib during class which made me fail my 3rd term of french.

when every night, before you go to bed, you think about skiing and what you are going to get for the next season

when you get your season pass for next year just after the current skiing season is over. i did that.

when you are willing to wake up at whatever time or drive what ever distance just to ski.

when the little bit of snow falls in early november, you get so stoked for skiing
Jul 15 2010 3:56AM
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Manana
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
when you stand in your room doing k-feds n shit on the ground

when you stop talking to most people in the ski season because your only interested in the people who are going up soon/regularly

when you meet people, and always manage to turn the conversation into a skiing one

when you watch JUMP music video, and turn off the musci cos its shit, but watch the parts with the frnites, mistys etc and think of the trick names

when you have linked your friends so many good skiing videos, they now are stoked for skiing, when before they hated the snow
Jul 15 2010 6:02AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
/claim

when you have ripped all your ski movies onto your ipod and watch them everywhere you go
Jul 15 2010 6:33AM
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funkmaster
Posts: 617 - Karma: 1,876
this
Jul 15 2010 10:00AM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
when you ditch your friends for x-games
Jul 15 2010 10:17AM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
this might be a weird one, but you know you are obsessed with skiing, and snow sports in general, when you can't wait to see the first "snowboarder" mag come out in the summer, just because it is winter stoke.  even though you never snowboard, you always buy the mag.
Jul 15 2010 11:08AM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
You dream about skiing at least 3 times a week :/
Jul 15 2010 11:57AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
You're going today. Skiing in July yessur!
Jul 15 2010 12:05PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
your always looking for new gear

your always looking for urban/lines

anytime someone mentions a pool or trampoline ur already thinking of what spins/flips ull do

u spend all ur summer on NS
Jul 15 2010 12:11PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
yep.... i suck at math but when we did area and angles of shapes we went over the sums and i went all the way up to 1980 and she thought i was nuts.... and i finished the hw on the lesson before she finished the lesson

she made me explain myself lol it was kinda akward
Jul 15 2010 12:18PM
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DockEllis
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 1,745
when you turn down a salaried job after college to drive 2/3rds across the country to take an 8.50/hr job at a resort to shred pow instead
Jul 15 2010 12:38PM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
You put your ski stuff on frequently in the dead of summer and look at yourself afterbang in the mirror.

You put a metal pipe on a slightly sloped part of grass and hop on and do switch ups slowly sliding down it for hours, in the dead of summer.

You sleep with your skis close to you at night.

You expend nearly all your money on skiing.

You jib everything possible and imagine that your on skis slaying some gnarly rails.

You imagine that your doing tricks on skis while you do things on the trampoline.

You walk around your house in ski boots all the time, no matter the season.

The main thing you look for in a girl is if she skis.

You draw skiing scenes on every piece of homework or otherwise.

You dream about skiing, and think about it before you go to sleep.

You have a playlist with all the songs from ski movies because it makes you visualize the segment.

You spend a stupid amount of time on NS and watching ski videos.

People make fun of you all the time and are constantly making jokes about how addicted to skiing you are, you know it's true when everyone else has noticed.

You post links all over facebook about cool edits you've seen.

You look at every piece of ski equipment on the internet and consider buying every single item.

These are a few things that help me realize that I am quite addicted to skiing.


Jul 15 2010 12:54PM
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king.tubby
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 122
you work on your spins and grabs while bridge jumping
Jul 15 2010 1:03PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
hehehehe may i sig that? too late
Jul 15 2010 1:52PM
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camsully93
Posts: 110 - Karma: 80

when some of your ipod has songs of skiing in the background from videos cus songs on itunes are a waste of money or you cant find the song or you just want edollo talking in the intro cus his accent is epic

90% of your songs on your ipod are from ski edits an whenevver you hear the song you just think of that particular edit..

Jul 15 2010 2:00PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
9000 now
Jul 15 2010 2:01PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
when you dress up in your new gear and take a picture.

when your friends get sick of you constantly showing them "new sick ski edit" that they dont really care about.

when your parents stop threatening to take your phone away when theyre made at you but instead a day of skiing.
Jul 15 2010 2:04PM
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TLTQ
Posts: 525 - Karma: 29

When 90% of the dates that you pay for, you take your girlfriend to the ski hill...

When your girlfriend refuses to sleep with you becaue you're spending more time skiing than with her...

When she leaves you when your calling her at 730am from the airport, on her birthday when you had planned the week before to spend the day with her, saying "Babe, I'll be gone for 2 weeks. Sorry I forgot to tell you last week. Happy Birthday though, I bought you a ski magazine, its by the---" *phone cuts off*

When you get home, you find the place a mess and in the middle of the kitchen in the garbage can, you find your entire collection of ski movies burnt, which makes you more un-happy than your girlfriend leaving you...

Now that I've wrote this, I understand why I cant keep a girlfriend for more than a month now.....fuck, there needs to be more girls who understand what it means to skier.....

Jul 15 2010 2:52PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i dont think my parents have ever grounded me from skiing, they like that it keeps me off the computer for a large portion of my year
Jul 15 2010 2:54PM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
you choose your college based on its proximity to a ski resort.

you endure teaching little kids and gapers how to ski for a few years so you can coach park.

you "like"

K2,

On facebook

Jul 15 2010 2:58PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
when the clock strikes 14:40 you think about CR and skiing :(
Jul 15 2010 3:12PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
i set up a jib yard in my side yard and get poles and ski rals n shit with no skis on. i have a barrel bonk too
Jul 15 2010 3:18PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38

in my opinion, body is the most important (:

Jul 15 2010 3:26PM
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RiddleMeThis
Posts: 749 - Karma: 117
when you get a stiffy on the first day of snow in the winter
Jul 15 2010 3:39PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
When everytime you walk through the woods, you imagine it's a tree run
Jul 15 2010 4:01PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 894
yes. YES. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
Jul 15 2010 4:46PM
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.josh.
Posts: 600 - Karma: 18
when you take falling down the stairs everytime you fail a banister jib.
Jul 15 2010 5:01PM
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Yossarian
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 56

When you wake up after a heavy night out still drunk/ beginning to get hungover to go work in a ski shop so you can get your free lift pass.

When you see hills and think how awesome it would be if they had snow on them and you start scoping lines.

Jul 15 2010 5:02PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31

when you see a log and you start doing 270s on and switch ups on it.

when you realize you have no clue what going on in class cause you spent the last hlf hour imagining sking

when you have a four foot stack of every skiing mag from the past 9 years

Jul 15 2010 5:40PM
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
When you make a wire skier in art class and use him to jib all your books, and then some kid puts him in the urinal and you wash him off with soap and continue jibbing.

Jul 15 2010 5:41PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
when you see everything as a possible jib
Jul 15 2010 5:43PM
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
you know you are addicted to skiing if you like sean connery?
Jul 15 2010 5:52PM
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TLTQ
Posts: 525 - Karma: 29
well, ya.....
Jul 15 2010 6:26PM
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^BEANS^
Posts: 624 - Karma: 248
draw park set ups in your math book. watch ski movies all summer. stay on NS all day.
Jul 15 2010 8:50PM
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the_goose69
Posts: 595 - Karma: 35
yessssss i do this all the time i just jib random sidewalks
Jul 15 2010 8:53PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
when you spend your entire summer working a shitty job, and spending 95 percent of the money on ski stuff for next year and are completely happy about your purchases
Jul 16 2010 12:23AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
when you spend your entire summer working a shitty job, and spending 95 percent of the money on ski stuff for next year and are completely happy about your purchases
Jul 16 2010 12:24AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
oh and sorry double post, but.. the only reason you're more worried about grades than your karma on NS is that your parents might take skiing away if they're bad
Jul 16 2010 12:27AM
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Profpimpcain
Posts: 395 - Karma: 62
And watermelon
Jul 16 2010 1:04AM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
when the morning after ACL surgery you watch Refresh and everyday's a saturday, cause you need to remember why you are going through all this pain.
Jul 16 2010 1:50PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
When you ski so much in the winter that your girlfriend get's pissed off with you and ends things.  When people at your school don't know anything about you except that all you do is ski.
Jul 16 2010 6:36PM
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