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You know your addicted to skiing when...

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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
self explanatory title..

you know you love skiing when, you make perfect tables out of your ice cream or mash potatoes

fail a class cuz you daydream too much and cant really focus on anything other than skiing.

when you ski more days during the winter than you acctually go to school

you pray for rain in town because you know up there it will be snow!

ill post more as i come up with them .. but im sure im not the only one with these kinds of stories :P
Oct 17 2008 1:37PM
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YT.SKEEZE
Posts: 609 - Karma: 17

you steal, kill and suck dick for a season pass

oh wait thats my other addiction.........shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Nov 13 2008 2:38AM
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CassieM
Posts: 147 - Karma: 11
when u turn down the chance to go to paris for the weekend just to ski pow
Nov 13 2008 8:53AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18

... you are on the slopes, and all you can think is, "damn, I can't wait to go skiing tomorrow!"

Nov 13 2008 12:49PM
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Powdered_Donuts
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 187
winner!
Nov 13 2008 1:04PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,751
I'm pretty sure I might cry right now if I got to jump into a giant mass of snow. god ... the PNW needs ski season
Dec 3 2008 12:03AM
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Schwipples
Posts: 61 - Karma: 71
You win
Dec 3 2008 1:12AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5423 - Karma: 11,774
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but it was like this the same time last year so I'm not too worried. i'm super bummed though cause i needs my adrenaline fix... NOW
Dec 3 2008 1:13AM
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joeydude
Posts: 150 - Karma: 48
you fantasize about skiing during sex
Dec 3 2008 7:32PM
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rds4
Posts: 39 - Karma: 19
spend all summer making playlists to jib to.
Dec 3 2008 8:53PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
Man, I do this all the time. It makes listening to music so much more fun!
Dec 3 2008 9:56PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
i always do that
Dec 3 2008 9:58PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
this has been happening to me =\
Dec 4 2008 1:39AM
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basa
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
haha i always do that
Dec 4 2008 4:10AM
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KarmaSkiier
Posts: 461 - Karma: 6
you look for urban rails when driving in town rather then paying attention to the lane
Dec 4 2008 12:08PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
hahaha, done this one before.....whoops
Dec 4 2008 1:47PM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
when powder skiing sounds much more appealing than sex
Dec 4 2008 2:22PM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
when you cut your food with your poles or fuck your girlfriend with a ski
Dec 15 2008 3:30PM
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CakedWiddit
Posts: 268 - Karma: 13

You Ride down carpet stairs in your socks

Smile when one of your friends buys a bag of PRETZEL"SSSS

You laughed a little when T-Hall blew up into Chads Gap (Props for hittin it, Terrible Attitude)

Dec 15 2008 3:35PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
when you repeatedly throw yourself at that piece of metal, even though you have died on it the past 3 times

when you get injured, and the first question is "when can i ski again?"

when your date for the winter dance says no, you don't care because you can just ski that night
Dec 15 2008 3:51PM
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zacharyn
Posts: 552 - Karma: 5
bahahaha fuck. win.
Jan 28 2009 12:27AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
when you have over 7000 posts on a ski website!
Jan 28 2009 12:31AM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
when you get pulled over on new years underage after drinking and smoking also possesing all that shit and think to your self....shit i wont be allowed to ski again ever

when asked about heroes in a college interview you say jon olsson and go into a 30 min conversation about skiing with the guy

when your girlfriend wants to learn how to ski and you take her down a double black for the first run (now ex)

when you read through this whooole thread and still have answers
Jan 28 2009 1:22AM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475

you track down JP and Julien so you can get their autograph while theyre having dinner.

http://www.armadaskis.com/news/article.php?id=73

"We had dinner at a local restaurant and somehow a group of local Christchurch skiers had tracked Julien and JP down for some autographs at dinner. The kids were stoked to see the guys hanging out in CHC. "

Jan 28 2009 1:29AM
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skivt12
Posts: 239 - Karma: 33

or when you don't go to college for it

When you masturbate you think of skiing

Jan 28 2009 7:13PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3811 - Karma: 3,352
find rails in the middle of the summer to jib in the winter
say god please let it dump here every night
dont stop watching ski videos
brake things when you cant get
Jan 28 2009 7:29PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7113 - Karma: 51,126
When you can't wait to go to college in VT so you can be friends with people who life and breath skiing as much as you wish you could.

Jan 28 2009 7:43PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
when every weekend build a new jump rail box rainbow rail A frame basically anything to throw in ur backyard park even tho the backyard park is already full
Jan 28 2009 7:51PM
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Skier.for.life
Posts: 373 - Karma: 64
when you spin and afterbang all of the stair sets in your school even if people laugh at you
Jan 28 2009 8:04PM
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K_Fresh
Posts: 385 - Karma: 234
Moon Cheese man.
Jan 28 2009 8:12PM
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Skier.for.life
Posts: 373 - Karma: 64
sorry for the double post but also when you go to the local year round ice rink in the middle of the summer take there snow and set up some sick rails with you friends
Jan 28 2009 8:13PM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 965
when id rather go skiing than go to the movies with my gf

or im always searching for urban spots when im in a car
Jan 29 2009 3:36PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
haha so true, everyday
Jan 29 2009 3:46PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
I actually sit down in class everyday and because I'm bored I design ski designs to pass time
Jan 29 2009 3:49PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
When you are walking and see ice you run as fast and you can and slide on it and try to switch up and spin out.

When the slopes are icy you go ski on the icy parking lot. Haha did that this weekend...so funny.
Jan 29 2009 3:51PM
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ale92
Posts: 50 - Karma: 16
when you try to frontflip down of the teacher's table
Jan 29 2009 3:52PM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 211
all you think about ir your sleep. everywhere you drive you look for things that are even close to resemble a jump or rail. when you 270 onto ledges or sidewalks and do switch ups.
Jan 29 2009 3:55PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
when u get in trouble 3 x in the same class for playin gnarsmallow
Jan 29 2009 3:57PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i 270 backside on 630 out with an afterbang and i play with my fingers in math class in the front of the desk where there the pencil indent
Jan 29 2009 4:06PM
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
when you tell a bunch of girls about spring break

"FUCK FLORIDA AND THE BEACH!! IM GOIN TO UTAH TO SKI WITH MAH BROS!!"
Jan 29 2009 5:42PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
i hate when my parents do that
Jan 29 2009 5:59PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
you know your addicted to cocane when you snort 12 times a day
Jan 29 2009 6:01PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
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Jan 29 2009 6:44PM
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massgalore
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
when it all comes back to one thing...


and you know what you're going to be doing tomorrow and the next day and the next...and the next...
Jan 29 2009 7:02PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 341
so true... all these posts are.  I also draw new ski designs in class.
Jan 29 2009 7:13PM
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skieasy
Posts: 214 - Karma: 11

when the only reason you hang out with people who dont ski is cause they live closer to the hill so you wont have to drive all the way back to your house that night and all the way back up the hill in the morning.

some of their parents dont let me stay over anymore cause they figured it out and didnt like their houses being crash pads.

Jan 29 2009 7:58PM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 211

also when it is possible to jerk off to the sight of fresh powder on the mountain

when you have a rail sesh on first snow even though it was only barley 2cm

Jan 29 2009 8:29PM
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Schoog
Posts: 279 - Karma: 10
love life

Jan 29 2009 8:32PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
ah ah same, my non-skiing friends also play gnarshmallow in class and they're like, wtf , how do u play !
Jan 29 2009 8:52PM
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jay_ball2.2
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
when your entire dvd collection consists of ski movies
Jan 29 2009 9:24PM
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RoadRash_Skier
Posts: 457 - Karma: 44
when you fail sport class because every line you see on the floor of the gymnasium become a rail and you jibb it so hard during all the class!
Jan 29 2009 9:33PM
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