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You know your addicted to skiing when...

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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
self explanatory title..

you know you love skiing when, you make perfect tables out of your ice cream or mash potatoes

fail a class cuz you daydream too much and cant really focus on anything other than skiing.

when you ski more days during the winter than you acctually go to school

you pray for rain in town because you know up there it will be snow!

ill post more as i come up with them .. but im sure im not the only one with these kinds of stories :P
Oct 17 2008 1:37PM
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PCsteezie
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10

when you yell out AHH CORK 7 ME while hittin some chick from behind.

never done it but very possible...

Oct 17 2008 6:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84

...you drive around Tampa looking at rails. The Tampa International Mall has some nice ones. The St. Pete Times Forum and The Tampa Bay Convention Center too.

Oct 17 2008 6:53PM
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wlm
Posts: 477 - Karma: 176
haha thats a classic : D and everytime u see a handrail u think of any way possible to ski it :P
Oct 17 2008 7:00PM
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Felix..TG
Posts: 425 - Karma: 273
When you ride your local skatepark in feet
Oct 17 2008 7:02PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
4 on 3 change up pretzel 2 0ut Claim
Oct 17 2008 7:07PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083

 u find a smooth urban rail, and try 270 out on shoes by jumping of it.

 u walk in ur skiing gear when u are home at lone, just to see how cool it looks on you.

 u dream aboute a siick line or park or wining x-games. (when you sleeps)

 u think aboute skiing most of your free time and school time.

 u put ur skiis on and try new grabs and name them.

and when u imagine how good the jump you are going to make at home will be :)


(sorry my english)




Oct 17 2008 7:16PM
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masta_LE3B
Posts: 3397 - Karma: 62
when you look at hand rails and yell urban! and everyone looks at you wierd
Oct 17 2008 7:20PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558

Word. cant stay off the topic

Oct 17 2008 7:22PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
haha same !!
Oct 17 2008 7:26PM
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aurora.
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 104
haha yes!

or when after the first snow of the year you find yourself in the middle of the yard with all your ski gear on and skis on just standing in the 1/2 in of new snow so you can remember what it feels like after a long summer of being on ns and watching ski movies
Oct 17 2008 7:33PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
word

haha i just did that first thing about 2 months ago and i already love it

go summit county!
Oct 17 2008 7:34PM
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boyd
Posts: 217 - Karma: 256
you're too engrossed in powder to realize that you've been on the bus to school for an extra 20 minutes.
Oct 17 2008 7:34PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
when your entire ski setup is brand new and cost you more than your girlfirends wedding ring :O

(a buddy of mine)
Oct 17 2008 7:35PM
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SkiWest
Posts: 90 - Karma: 14

Every single time you go online the first and last things you look at will be NS, ski edits, or ski websites looking for more skis/outerwear.

You look at every bit of scrap wood or poles you see lying around and picture building them into a jib setup.

Oct 17 2008 7:42PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
once your mountain is opened ur skis are always in there car.

or you talk to your skis when there in your car.

you stop talking to the people that don't ski.

you get pissed if you've gone more than two days without skiing.

when i you wish that roads are covered with snow, so they might be skiable.
Oct 17 2008 8:05PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
same
Oct 17 2008 8:14PM
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iluvBread
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 38
you're constantyl looking for handrails and your friends think your fuckin weird becasue it's just a handrail
Oct 17 2008 8:16PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5423 - Karma: 11,774

When you swear at the weather man cause he complains about the cold.

I see lines everywhere in the mountains around town.

I ditched hangin out with my friend and seeing a hockey game to ski crappy snow one day.

You make piecewise function graphs that look like JOI jumps.

When you use NS terminology and the person you’re talking to is confused.

Oct 17 2008 10:01PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
yea, no one gets the ns terminology

when someone asks what your favorite movie is you say YEAH DUDE, or any other good ski movie, then they ask when did that movie come out, or what is it about
Oct 17 2008 10:41PM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 38
i pretzel everything i see















claim.
Oct 17 2008 10:55PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
when you have almost 7000 posts on a skiing website
Oct 17 2008 11:00PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
when you know more about ski gear then the owner of your local shop
Oct 17 2008 11:02PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
yeahhh my mom wont let me get a pass because of grades at the end of last year... its gonna be an expensive season
Oct 17 2008 11:14PM
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Greg_o
Posts: 316 - Karma: 82

Awesome thread.

Cancelling your cable subscribtion becuase you only watch ski movies

Driving to your local hill in the summer 'just to look at it'

Sounds like everyoe else does the random "I'm going to put on all my gear for awhile and just chill" goggles helmet and all

You feel empty and uncomfortable during the rare times you don't have a package from BC, SAC Tramdock etc on it's way to you

All summer long your skis aren't put away, they're leaning against the wall by the front door as if you're going skiing in a day or two

Your floor has weird marks on it cause you've been walking around in your boots again

Staying in and tuning your skis on a Friday night.  Ok that's just lame! lol guess I'm lame

Oct 17 2008 11:24PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
I do that ALL the time!
my parents just look at me and shake their heads.
Oct 18 2008 12:12AM
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a_motz
Posts: 28 - Karma: 24
when you have something to contribute to this thread
Oct 18 2008 12:55AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
You shuffle around your dorm hallways and lounge on your Hellbents. People give you strange looks, and you start ranting about the sunshine outside the windows.
Oct 18 2008 1:05AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
when even your mom knows who tanner hall and tom wallisch is now, she knows the tricks you can do, and about rails and everything because most of the time even the conversation wiht your mom includes skiing!!! you just can't stop

haha my mom knows all about rails, urban, pipe, comps etc... i jsut cant stop myself!

when you start jibbing your couch, stairs, anyhting jibbable aroudn the house

when you drive around see a rail thats pretty much impossible and imagine how it'd b to hit it

if you have gone skiing pre-season when 3-4 inches is "enough" for you to slide to a rail.

when you've written about skiing in several essays, (I've even done several projects wiht skiing)

when by this time a year you'd rather go in a coma for the next month and wake up when lifts open

when you have been at least once one of the 1st ones to get on the chair lift or one of the last ones. (I've been the 1st one and the last one on the same day haha its sad.)





Oct 18 2008 1:28AM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
hahahaha! thats awsome!
Oct 18 2008 1:37AM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
haha
Oct 18 2008 1:38AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
when you listen to music and think about how sick that song would sound in an edit...or how sick it would be to ski to....

when your binder is tagged with every ski company logo

worst is when your girlfriend tells you your up sesed(SP)
Oct 18 2008 1:50AM
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Sun_Ra
Posts: 983 - Karma: 279
"Yesterday, I bought some DILDOS to ELIZABETH"
When you're a true skier you think:
"SICK ! you just got the new Coreupt bindings for your skis !"
When you're a gaper you think:
"Why the fuck would you buy a sex toy for this random girl called Elizabeth?"
Oct 18 2008 1:58AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
i 270 switch up on like couches stairs curbs like any thing
Oct 18 2008 2:08AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
when you ski everyday your at the mountain rain snow or shine.

Oct 18 2008 2:15AM
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J.C.
Posts: 527 - Karma: 21
Hmm. A first post like this can say a lot about a person . . .
Oct 18 2008 3:04AM
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Jamie_Baril
Posts: 2196 - Karma: 2,513
You cant see your walls because of posters
Oct 18 2008 3:12AM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
when you sleep with your skis
Oct 18 2008 11:49AM
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ct_steeze
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 153
awesome thread!!!

when you are meeting someone for the first time and the first thing you ask is if they ski
when you jib everything in sight with your feet
when you walk around in the woods by your house just to find sick places to ski
when you use ns language and no one gets what youre talking about
when you call your best friend every other day to go on his trampoline
when you break your hand trying to frontflip off of a picnic table
Oct 18 2008 12:16PM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
do spins and grabs off staircases. (i afterbang... claim)
Oct 18 2008 12:22PM
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SkiWest
Posts: 90 - Karma: 14

Hahaha.

They truely deserve love.

Oct 18 2008 1:26PM
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JordanClarke
Posts: 998 - Karma: 1,922
well i have definitley failed something in school cause i cant get skiing off my brain
Oct 18 2008 1:32PM
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c-j-s
Posts: 96 - Karma: 25

when you ruin a £220 pair of skates by screwing some pvc pipes to the side and wearing ankle weights just hoping they feel like skis and trying 2 hit hand rails with them

well thats what i do anyway :)

Oct 18 2008 2:25PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
when ur parents come into ur room and ur fully dressed and clipped into skis sitting watching ski porn
Oct 18 2008 5:33PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
when ur parents come into ur room and ur fully dressed and clipped into skis sitting watching ski porn
Oct 18 2008 5:33PM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
when ur parents come into ur room and ur fully dressed and clipped into skis sitting watching ski porn
Oct 18 2008 5:33PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
whe you try and do homework but find yourself stuck on ns....so you say okay every three question i answer.. ill repley to ONE thread..but then you get stuck again..
Oct 18 2008 5:43PM
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drwclrk
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 718
when you decide to not go out on saturday night because you just got The Motherland.
Oct 18 2008 7:10PM
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cousinmark
Posts: 939 - Karma: 29
when you dream about it, like actually have dreams while your sleeping where you feel like things are actually happening to you and wake and be like dagggg it was just a dream, ski dreams are the best, the most recent one i had i was sessioning the huge timberline jump they do evry year, waking up was bittersweet.
Oct 18 2008 7:14PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
when you can relate to everything in this thread.
Oct 18 2008 7:28PM
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