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You know your addicted to skiing when...

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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
self explanatory title..

you know you love skiing when, you make perfect tables out of your ice cream or mash potatoes

fail a class cuz you daydream too much and cant really focus on anything other than skiing.

when you ski more days during the winter than you acctually go to school

you pray for rain in town because you know up there it will be snow!

ill post more as i come up with them .. but im sure im not the only one with these kinds of stories :P
Oct 17 2008 1:37PM
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SOLID7
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
When you throw cork 5's with your wallet or phone an people give you weird looks.
Aug 2 2010 12:51PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
At the end of the season, you grind down your old skis in a Blendtec Blender, and snort the ski dust
Aug 2 2010 1:06PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
THIS.
My dub cork 16's are coming along nicely, and I'm progressing my double rodeos
Aug 2 2010 2:26PM
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TH3D0P3B0Y
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10

definately when you afterbang random shit

Aug 2 2010 2:33PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
When according to you skiing's better then sex. Much better.
Aug 2 2010 7:19PM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
so you havent ever had sex before?
Aug 2 2010 7:54PM
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Dr-Strangelove
Posts: 125 - Karma: 18
Skiing is actually better than sex.
Aug 2 2010 8:57PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
yep. gotta say, I enjoy both but I would take a pow day over an orgasm
Aug 3 2010 2:45AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
having sex while skiing is where it's at !
Aug 3 2010 5:51AM
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1337
Posts: 31046 - Karma: 29,164
100/10
Aug 3 2010 6:40AM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
When you hum the words to My friend is a pro when you hear All the Above
Aug 7 2010 12:30AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
in response to f.rays username...

when your name is orange
Aug 7 2010 1:07AM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
You are pissed off all the time because it isn't cold/snowing
Aug 7 2010 1:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Haha!
done this!
Actually we lay in bed and were watching EDIAS, then i got horny and plowed her with Dane's segment rolling in the background... (no homo)
Also had a similar night when we were watching the documentary "EARTH", watching sealions and penguins while doing "it" is definately sexy !

Aug 7 2010 5:39AM
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JoshWong
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 20,529
dude all the time.
Aug 7 2010 11:42AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
you spend hours moving shit around on skate 3 so you can stomp a perfectly executed sammy carlson triple rodeo


Aug 7 2010 4:17PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
damn i think there about even for me
Aug 7 2010 4:28PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
o ya and aslo when your playing call of duty and you have to change your sensitivity up to 10 so you can try to spin a 1260 out a window
Aug 7 2010 6:21PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i dont feel like putting these in "when you" format but i just went looking for my ski pants couldnt find them and started running around making weird noises and like hyperventilating. and also i made like a 3 foot rail i put next to my bed so i can put my skis on on my bed and jump onto the rail.
Aug 7 2010 9:31PM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
when the first thing you do when you wake up is watch the video of the day.
Aug 7 2010 10:22PM
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bob_ham
Posts: 897 - Karma: 11
i see how fast i can do all 8 on everything that could be a rail
Aug 7 2010 10:24PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,939
...People tell you that you are addicted to skiing... all the time.
Aug 7 2010 10:32PM
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alex.bgk.
Posts: 607 - Karma: 74
when you natural instinct is to do the chad's gap call out when you draw a queen in kings cup
Aug 16 2010 11:52AM
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Tahoe_Steve
Posts: 443 - Karma: 11

ski edits are my porn?

Aug 16 2010 2:15PM
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Most-D
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,088
I like this rather a lot.
Aug 16 2010 4:56PM
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matbri25
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
Doing it everyday !!
Aug 16 2010 11:01PM
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DG.3
Posts: 794 - Karma: 288
when you went beserk when they started skiing in inception
Aug 16 2010 11:53PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
and freaked out when he jumped in switch haha
Aug 17 2010 12:00AM
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ilikefood
Posts: 391 - Karma: 769
When you listen to My Friends a Pro in the car so much your mom starts asking what 'snizzle' and 'sizzurp' is
Aug 17 2010 2:31AM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
when you go on holiday and all you see is sick potential urbans
Aug 17 2010 2:55AM
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huckleberry
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you sit in the dark, penis in hand and picture of tammy willis in the other... and go to town on that bad boy
Aug 17 2010 3:16AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
no, that would be how you know you are gay, and attracted to tom wallisch
Aug 17 2010 12:20PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
1. That's fucking gay
2. You wouldn't be able to see the picture.
Aug 17 2010 7:18PM
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Will.T
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,281
AHAHAHAH, thats so fucking gay!
Aug 17 2010 7:29PM
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TheRealEvan.
Posts: 311 - Karma: 9
same lol
Aug 17 2010 7:59PM
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David^
Posts: 227 - Karma: 57
when you see a rail in the streets and think of how good it would be to hit or imagine yourself hiting it etc
Aug 17 2010 9:46PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
The first thing you do is check NS, before any thing else. Oh wait, thats just an NS addiction?
Aug 17 2010 9:49PM
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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
wen youve lost your virginity to your skis
Aug 17 2010 10:22PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
this
Aug 17 2010 10:25PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 689
when you live in florida and have a back yard setup constantly shredding, and checking ns before facebook and tramdock
Aug 17 2010 10:26PM
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JStrathern
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what the hell do you do in the winter? the same thing?
Aug 17 2010 10:27PM
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DUKES
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i forgot to put the part in that i live in florida
Aug 17 2010 10:46PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
No you didn't forget, I know you live in Florida, I'm asking how you ski in the winter
Aug 17 2010 10:48PM
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Ian.D
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 1,093
... when you have to google this thread to bump it because the new search bar sucks
Sep 4 2010 11:34PM
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Jnossiff
Posts: 1081 - Karma: 135
you dumped a bangin chick who was willing to give u dome (only in 7th grade) so u could sesh and not hav to chill with her

Sep 5 2010 12:06AM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
When you "foot" ski on ledges.
Sep 5 2010 12:14AM
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baz1
Posts: 287 - Karma: -37
Bump again.
Sep 5 2010 3:36AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
When you 3 down the last few steps and afterbang so hard you put a hole in the wall
Sep 5 2010 10:22AM
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Bhblaine
Posts: 725 - Karma: 100
when NS.com is the top visited site on your laptop your girlfriend's laptop and your parents desktop
Sep 5 2010 1:04PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,313
When you dont do your homework and go to the mountain instead.
Sep 5 2010 1:09PM
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