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Fake names

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nickman
Posts: 804 - Karma: 10

Say you got pulled over by a cop but couldn't say your name and had to make something up

My fake name is

Glenn Abilene

Whats yours?

Oct 17 2008 6:51AM
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AKburns
Posts: 464 - Karma: 9
Juno McGuff
Oct 17 2008 7:28AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
lewis P. inherbutt
Oct 17 2008 7:50AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
McLovin.... oooooo yeah
Oct 17 2008 7:55AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330

jack mehoff

or peter griffin

Oct 17 2008 9:22AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
this is just dumb, what do you do when he asks for a license and oh, it's not your name

mine is Hugh Jass
Oct 17 2008 9:25AM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
Nova Jean
Oct 17 2008 9:29AM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
mike dainer
brian jarvis
kyle vitoey

everyone still thinks mike dainer pulled the fire alarm on the last day of school in 10th grade along with a bunch of other shit
hes a legend and he doesnt exist
Oct 17 2008 10:05AM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
Larz Clearwater
Oct 17 2008 10:09AM
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JEWbacca
Posts: 1391 - Karma: 30
Geoff Powers
Oct 17 2008 10:39AM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
Ben Dover
Mike Hunt
Oct 17 2008 10:39AM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10
john doe duhhh
Oct 17 2008 10:44AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
chris p. bacon
Oct 17 2008 11:10AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
mastera baiters
Oct 17 2008 11:19AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704

The fake name I use when I call other squadrons and screw with them is Lieutenant Colonel Berry Schlogins.  Works every time.

Oct 17 2008 11:23AM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
Phillip Stirshire from Forkston Iowa, and I an a part time sneaker salesman
Oct 17 2008 12:27PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
tear*
Oct 17 2008 12:34PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
theres this family fun race thing at my mountain and i always tell them my name is cletus
Oct 17 2008 1:23PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
art vandalay
Oct 17 2008 2:13PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 4,575

patty labelle

its a longg story, it would be good for a chick tho.

Oct 17 2008 2:20PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
bobby jackson. whenever po call it in, it always turns up clean.
Oct 17 2008 2:23PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
lance manly or mike litoris.
Oct 17 2008 2:25PM
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Reptar.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 34
Juan Ramirez.
Detective Charlie Gamble.
Commander Chip Gilberman.
Peter Nincompoop.
Oct 17 2008 3:22PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
hahaa ive heard you talk of mike dainer, but i didnt know he pulledthe fire alarm. thats ridiculous.
Oct 17 2008 3:51PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
keith murphy
john dobert
eric fisher
Oct 17 2008 3:53PM
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BigMeech621
Posts: 1257 - Karma: 16
Tom Wallisch a.k.a Timmy Walnuts.
Oct 17 2008 4:09PM
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jibjames
Posts: 89 - Karma: 9
Mike OxBig
Oct 17 2008 4:16PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
osama bin laden
or
obama bin laden
Oct 17 2008 4:22PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
usually whatever comes to mind first

like mike johnson or something generic usually
Oct 17 2008 4:28PM
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mind_Riot39
Posts: 583 - Karma: 73
Hugh Jhass
Oct 17 2008 5:13PM
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KAS
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 68
Mike Hawk
Oct 17 2008 5:47PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
Samwise Gemge
Oct 17 2008 5:50PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
Greg Cabriero
Oct 17 2008 5:58PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
Ducan malcoms
Oct 17 2008 6:03PM
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funk.
Posts: 2679 - Karma: 33
Daniel Queed..
Oct 17 2008 6:09PM
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kgirvan
Posts: 442 - Karma: 53
Bob Scanonscavitch,

Oct 17 2008 6:14PM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
simon dumont
Oct 17 2008 7:22PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
on my old fake ID I had Hans Haendelmayer (most german name I could think of) know I have my first name, and wagner
Oct 17 2008 7:39PM
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wunderskier
Posts: 418 - Karma: 9
nice props on that one
Oct 17 2008 7:54PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
deff tom wallisch

Oct 17 2008 7:56PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
Clayton Amana. I think I might even throw a Dr. in front of that sometime.
Oct 17 2008 8:09PM
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Schmidnj
Posts: 387 - Karma: 10
Haha classic. are you also an architect?
Oct 17 2008 9:12PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
im asian so i can use

wu-tang klen

Oct 17 2008 9:32PM
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