Liquid assets....... think about it..........

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one
year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago,
you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans
for recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.



A recent study found that the average American walks about
900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles
to the gallon!  Makes you proud to be an American!???????
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