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we were eating jolly rancher jello on her bed, we had sex, then had dinner with her family when they got home, and then it hurt to piss for about 6-7 hours
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lates moe
**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters
yes its true stacey, for those of u who think its gonorhea ur wrong. what it is, is when a guy's urethra comes in contact with the inside of a condom the latex can cause a reaction, as can the lubricant, thus the pain from pissing.
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lates moe
**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters
i don't remember my first time....my second and third time kinda sucked cuz the girl said she couldn't have an orgasm, but the fourth was super, and the hundred or so after that were good too.
see stacey my last gf went on the pill just before we broke up, but when we got back together... damn, condoms are for chumps. pill is a golden, control the period, makes the rag less painful, depending on the chick can put weight in the chest or in my exs case she lost 5 pounds. pill is golden
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lates moe
**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters
Use polyurethane(I think that's what they're made of) condoms. Thinner, transfer heat much more readily, feel better, and NO allergic reactions. Safe too. Make sure to get them unlubed, and then visit your favourite sex shop to get some nice nice non-allergenic lube. Make sure you don't get spermicidal shit, cuz something like 80% of girls are allergic to it. That's my rant on condoms.
Sex is fun. I wish I could have sex more often.
'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
fucktacular
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
first time having sex it is alright it is not all that it is cracked up to be i would say it is like the 10th time with the same chick where it starts getting good
cant last for shit your first time
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
awww....you can tell us, just as long as no one bleed....
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush
did you tie the knot as stormtroopers?
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
I have successfully used a condom only once...and that was my first time cuz she was a dirty dirty whore...we were at her house during lunch at school and slammed the whole lunch hour and then went back to school...dopest ever, we were both so horny to go again we went back to her house after school and gave er till like dinner...haha ahhh I miss that skank bag. But she might be why my pee pee itches so much. I mean uhhhh
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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.
Trouble maker whaaaat!!!