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12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

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scottvail
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hahahahahahahahah
I couldn't stop laughing

Oct 14 2008 11:16PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
"um i think we're going to be doing them in my basement...." hahahahahaha lollercaust
Oct 14 2008 11:19PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahaha that's funny shit man
Oct 14 2008 11:19PM
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k-rob
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SO FAKE.
Oct 14 2008 11:20PM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16
haha i saw this on the tv yesterday
i was like wtf you stupid little horny kids haha
those kids crack me up!
Oct 14 2008 11:20PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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staged, but still funny!
Oct 14 2008 11:20PM
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Jballz
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    HOLY SHIT THESE KIDS ARE SUPER PIMPS, THEY WILL HAVE PIMPIN COMPOUNDS WITH EAGLE SCOUT BADGES ALL OVER THE PLACE, LOLOLOLOLOL RIDEING THE ROFL COPTER SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Oct 14 2008 11:21PM
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Skibumsmith
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hahahahahahaha, fucking little pervs
at first i thought that was real, but that was just damn funny
thank you
Oct 14 2008 11:21PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
Onion news free video podcast FTW
Oct 14 2008 11:22PM
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SHampson
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what show is that from?  looked legit.
Oct 14 2008 11:23PM
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SHampson
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^sorry.  meant to say looked like legit setup.  but show was definitely staged.
Oct 14 2008 11:24PM
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scottvail
Posts: 138 - Karma: 110
yeah this is staged but it's still hilarious.
Oct 14 2008 11:30PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
oh the onion...

and to think they've been making news this good for over 50 years....
Oct 14 2008 11:31PM
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BigMeech621
Posts: 1257 - Karma: 16
Me: Mom...?
Mom: Wat hunny?
Me: Can I be a boyscout?
Oct 14 2008 11:36PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
That was frikin hilarious. I laughed so hard. Epic post. Looked really legit too.
Oct 14 2008 11:39PM
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Balto
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that just made my day
Oct 14 2008 11:40PM
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Ender
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whitehall NY, "where the men are pussies and the women like to fuck"
Oct 14 2008 11:44PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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dude dont worry its not even sketch his basement has like carpet and stuff!
Oct 14 2008 11:45PM
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Jwalk
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hahahaha the website is so funny

Oct 14 2008 11:48PM
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BFFset.
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i bet its not as good as my neighbor's van...he has free candy!
Oct 14 2008 11:52PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahaha "blondes have a higher risk and need check ups more often" "they want to publicize this more by examining Jessica Alba"
Oct 14 2008 11:52PM
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skiizy
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"hope to publicize by examining jessica alba"
Oct 14 2008 11:54PM
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RICK_ROSS
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ill be doin this too
Oct 15 2008 12:01AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
bahahaha!

"we looked all over the internet to find great websites"
 
man that shit is hilarious
Oct 15 2008 12:40AM
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Silence
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hahahah amazing
Oct 15 2008 12:49AM
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Italian.Stallion
Posts: 564 - Karma: 101

How did they keep a straight face while staging that?

Oct 15 2008 7:31PM
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tBatt
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hahaha i bet from like 1:55 on those kids were as hard as rocks.
Oct 15 2008 7:53PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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smart little kids!
Oct 15 2008 7:58PM
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cottonwoodarmada1651
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I'm shocked at how many of you aren't familiar with the Onion.
Oct 15 2008 8:01PM
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Canuker
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omg my neighbour has a van just like that! Its really nice. Its all white with blacked out windows and nice sturdy locks on the door's because he says we should enjoy our candy in private.








lmao that video was gold. I thought it was real until 1:50, but i wasnt watching i was only listening( i was looking at other threads) so i didnt see what the website looked like and the name of the show and shit until i watched it again. lol "Today Now!" solid show name.
Oct 15 2008 8:07PM
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4frnt_or_die
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even if fake it deserves a lolzipop
Oct 15 2008 8:12PM
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A_Davis
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haha i thought this was real. so funny though
Oct 15 2008 8:15PM
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Lemuel
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you can do it in circles, swirl around the nipple, feel for the bump. yea we do the in my basement. lol so funny.
Oct 15 2008 8:20PM
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MayorWest
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sexual molestation claim
Oct 15 2008 8:24PM
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A_Davis
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"we prefer younger girls" or when they told the lady she could come over, this shit is hilarious. and i find it funny normally scouts get called gay and shit but know there being made out be 12 pimpsters.
Oct 15 2008 8:26PM
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Dylan_
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haha whitehall new york is about 25 mins. from my house.
Oct 15 2008 8:29PM
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Malcolm
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haha those kids are awesome
Oct 15 2008 8:32PM
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Peter.
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LOL coming up we will meet our third kenyan this week
Oct 15 2008 8:32PM
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gmack24
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we're looking for younger women, because older women already know all the techniques hahaaa. onion is the best..
Oct 15 2008 9:05PM
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C+Thompson
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"You should come over"
Haha,  I wish I had thought of that when I was that age.
Anyone my age who tries that will get called a pervert.
Oct 15 2008 9:13PM
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hellomynameisjef
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hahahaha "SEND IN UR PICS" blondes at high risk
wow thats so funny
Oct 15 2008 9:27PM
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Reed.S
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i like it when they say younger women are mostly what were looking for,, not older hahahahah
Oct 15 2008 9:32PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
straight ballers
Oct 15 2008 9:34PM
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Joshua.
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.... gotta fwd this to all boyscouts.. best eagle project EVER!!
Oct 15 2008 9:38PM
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skithe49th
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hahahaha "no its actually pretty nice with carpet and everything" haha
Oct 15 2008 9:40PM
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prontocuts.com
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HAHAHAHat the headline before it "remove sausage and your done!"
Oct 15 2008 9:42PM
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drwclrk
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hahahah thats hysterical
Oct 15 2008 9:43PM
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jaylib
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hahhhahaahhhahahaaq
Oct 15 2008 9:47PM
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B-VUR
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! People have been saying it's fake i guess. That is soooo funny. I lawled so hard. "Oh yeah, those are some good ones." HAHAHAHAHA.
Oct 15 2008 9:54PM
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Karcher
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hahahah thats hilarious. looked really legit, but pretty obvious that its fake
Oct 15 2008 10:07PM
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ChadThundercock
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that just fuckin made my day! +++karma
Oct 15 2008 10:26PM
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