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Fuckin with dick roomate!

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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
so a friend of mine was recently bitching about his stuck up lazy ass roomate who he hates and ask to trade with someone else, he refused
like last year i saw a similar post like this, so being the helpfull friend i am i figured i would try and have the ns comunity give sugestion on pranks and gags to fuck with this guy

for the record he does not ski he snowboards from time to time and is basickly just a douche

Oct 14 2008 10:49PM
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stompdat
Posts: 641 - Karma: 50
shaving cream on door handles :)
Oct 19 2008 12:11AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
if he ever has anyone over that he cares about, ie parents, gf, teachers, etc. order a cop male stripper to come over
Oct 19 2008 12:20AM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
i like it
Oct 19 2008 12:55AM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
My roommates are all NSers so I guess if I dont like them ill karma rate them 0 DAAAAAAAAMN theyd be pissed~
Oct 19 2008 3:41AM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
haha
Oct 19 2008 12:52PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
bump
Oct 19 2008 3:57PM
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ty.tran
Posts: 167 - Karma: 236
steal his mattress
shit in all of his stuff
put gay bumper stickers all over his car(try to make your own)
Mar 23 2009 11:18PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
instead of ceranwrap use clear jello
Mar 23 2009 11:30PM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
Or you could glue your carpet and all your furniture to the ceiling to make him think the world has flipped over. Then glue him upside down to the floor so he dies of massive brain hemorrhages. Either way.
Mar 24 2009 1:02AM
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cfox
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 38
so true..
Mar 24 2009 1:11AM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
hahaha all this stuff is so good. If he has a vehicle put a banana or potatoes in his tailpipe he wont be able to start his car
Mar 24 2009 1:26AM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
put foil under his bed sheets so every time he rolls around it makes noise and you can laugh.
Mar 24 2009 1:35AM
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B.G
Posts: 156 - Karma: 14
hahaha my threads
Mar 24 2009 1:49AM
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WhiteBurd
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 98
one time me and my friend were gopher hunting and we shot a 5 foot long bull snake and didnt know what to do with it so you went to my buddies house where there is alot of people who go in and out of and when we got there we still had the dead snake and no one was there. so we decided to put the huge snake in his toilet. we coiled it all up so it looked alive and like it was going to strike. put the toilet seat down and gtfo. about an hour later i get a call from him and his girlfriend was the one who stumbled upon this. we found out she was deathly afriad of snakes and had a panick attack after seeing it. best prank i ever did
Mar 24 2009 2:39AM
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K_C
Posts: 191 - Karma: 22
threads for college next year
Mar 24 2009 3:03AM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
-Arabian Salt shaker - trim your pubic hair all over his bed.
-Surprised no one said fart on his pillow.
-If you want to just get him out of the room.. be naked all the time.
-shit in a ziplock bag... and only leave it a little bit open and put it under his pillow... and then when he moves around when sleeping is slowly seeps out.
-Do the screen lock idea... but change the background picture first... ( super funny when you do that to a laptop.. and someone brings it to class.)

Mar 24 2009 4:30AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
oooh thats mean dude, that would freak anyone right out, it would scare the fuck out of me and i OWN a 5 foot snake haha.

when my dad was like 17 he was playing a round at his home golf course, his dad was in the group behind him of just two guys, they found a dead snake and coiled it up inside the cup on the 18th hole and watched, his dad like freaked out and almost had a heart attack.
Mar 24 2009 4:57AM
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asdfdsa
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrQeKFL3cvY
Mar 24 2009 7:39AM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
bump
Mar 24 2009 1:02PM
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Squishmitten
Posts: 456 - Karma: 19
bump
Mar 24 2009 1:03PM
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Drummy_skis
Posts: 360 - Karma: 48
dude that soooo fucked up.... but i like that very good thought!!! hahaha you got me laughing pretty hard in the lib
Mar 24 2009 1:05PM
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lineC88
Posts: 409 - Karma: 27
simple.....
PC
Ctrl + Alt + Right or left....


see what happens This WILL piss anyone that doesnt know how to fix it off!!
Mar 27 2009 12:38PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
ive never seen this work
Mar 27 2009 1:01PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
theres a little trick you can do to his computer, close all the programs and hit print screen.

open up paint and paste the image of the desktop

then remove all the programs and shorcuts from the desktop, it'll look the same but he wont be able to click anything.
Mar 27 2009 2:54PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
take a huge ziplock bag and fill it with pudding, and leave it kinda open. stash it under your roommates pillow, and when he lays down with it hell get cover in shit

that or just jizz on his ipod
Mar 27 2009 3:14PM
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_ice
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10

this one really only works in a neighborhood or a road that isnt busy

take saran wrap and wrap it around one tree, then across the road around another tree. whoever is driving will not see it and will drive right into it. they will be spazzin out thinking they went through some time portal.

Mar 27 2009 3:41PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40

Alright so this ones pretty dick but hilarious. You stick a ping pong ball in his gas tank so when hes driving in about 5 miniutes it will get sucked up and give the illusion hes out of gas and when he turns the car off the ball falls back down so the car starts right up then does it again in like 5 mins it will piss someone off soo much

Mar 27 2009 3:51PM
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