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Fuckin with dick roomate!

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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
so a friend of mine was recently bitching about his stuck up lazy ass roomate who he hates and ask to trade with someone else, he refused
like last year i saw a similar post like this, so being the helpfull friend i am i figured i would try and have the ns comunity give sugestion on pranks and gags to fuck with this guy

for the record he does not ski he snowboards from time to time and is basickly just a douche

Oct 14 2008 10:49PM
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dope-fiend
Posts: 147 - Karma: 86
run his shit untill he snaps then kick his ass
Oct 14 2008 10:52PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
put icy hot in the bottle of moisturizer sitting by his comp
Oct 14 2008 10:52PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
hahaha how about bio freez cuz it never get warm just stays nasty cold
Oct 14 2008 10:53PM
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sk1er
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
"loose" something that belongs to him without telling him.  Like a toothbrush.  then bigger things

subtle... but annoying
Oct 14 2008 10:54PM
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Gall*
Posts: 63 - Karma: 19
I knew it was going to be bad, but i was not expecting that
Oct 14 2008 10:54PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
put laxatives in his water bottle, old trick but we did it to a kid at school and it was hilarious
put icy hot on his toilet paper
slice a hole in his toothpaste tube, basically just do tons of dumb things so they all pile up and he gets super pissed off
Oct 14 2008 10:55PM
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VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
This one kid stranded me in gunnison last year, retribution was awesome. Hes an asian kid and is all about constantly downloading shit. We printed out a really formal letter from some law agency about stealing music and shit like shit, changed it up a bit, printed out an official envelope, put on of our friends numbers on the letter and had her change her voicemail to one that sounded like the law company. Put it on his desk when someone got the mail for the dorm room, everything looked sooo professional we legitimately convinced him he owed nearly a million dollars, kid was freaking out for about a week until someone finally told him what we did.
Oct 14 2008 11:00PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
hahahhahahaha
Oct 14 2008 11:11PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
owned so hard
Oct 14 2008 11:13PM
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amstheavenskier2
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
poke a hole in his condoms. =)
Oct 15 2008 12:03AM
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gh0s7_r1d3r
Posts: 160 - Karma: 19
^

Ba hahahaha

shit in his snowboard boots, prop a 65L garbage can above his door so he gets drenched, stash something dead in his room like road kill and if you can cover shit that he uses every day in lube...like a computer mouse
Oct 15 2008 12:09AM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
maybe. but if you do, there will be more little dick roomates running around causing a ruckus
Oct 15 2008 12:10AM
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skiunit101
Posts: 162 - Karma: 16
put ceranwrap over the toilet seat and close the lid....make it look legit and make it look like there is nothing there and close the lid or whatever.  when he goes and takes a shit or what ever it will go all over the place..i always though that was a good one

or put ketchup or mustard packets or whatever you want underneath the lid and when they sit down it goes all over there legs or whatever....

or put eye drops in like a coke bottle or some water they have in their mini fridge when they are gone and when they drink it they get really sick...
Oct 15 2008 12:11AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i did that to my sister. she screamed and was yelling "WTF WTF WTF!
Oct 15 2008 12:13AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
YOU KILLED YOUR SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????
Oct 15 2008 12:17AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
i lol'd so hard imagingng the saran wrap toilet one
Oct 15 2008 12:32AM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
saran wrap wouldnt wrk your nads hang too low youd hit it, works for girls though my mom said she did it too faculty bathrooms at all girls boarding school.

super glue coins and penicils to his desk

changing backgrounds on comps

fuck a smelly chick... like real smelly

get an airsoft gun and just fuckkk with him, he'll get so on edge


Oct 15 2008 12:41AM
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Beefcake
Posts: 378 - Karma: 10
when hes sleeping take his car keys and move his car around.
Oct 15 2008 1:49AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
ahahahhaahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhhahhah
Oct 15 2008 1:50AM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
cum in a cream donut and give it to him, like on van wilden or whatever it was called. that would be funny, and film him eating it and post it on ns!!! yes yes
orrrr put laxitives in his drink, like said above, and take away all the toilet paper and wipeing utensils from the bathroom so hes stranded with a shitty ass
Oct 15 2008 1:57AM
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sick-as-aids
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or do this, but with girls with you so they laugh at him and he gets publicly humiliated and cries.

Oct 15 2008 2:00AM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
do a bunch of small shit that will piss him off, nothing huge but like smaller shit like eating all of his food, and eat it on his bed leaving lots of crumbs.. or if he has speakers for his computer, turn them all the way  up while he is gone, so when he gets back they scare the shit out of him..
Oct 15 2008 2:01AM
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Evan.Frazee
Posts: 2285 - Karma: -33
Pee in his butt (im suprised that wasnt said yet)

But other than that make exlax brownies or dump visene in his drink. Hell shit all day.

Better yet puts Nair in his shampoo.
Oct 15 2008 3:09AM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
give him the upper deck where you shit in the top part of the toilet. he'll be like wtf??
Oct 15 2008 3:11AM
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punkrock32
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 21
It still works if he goes to take a piss, it spills out everywhere... I did it to my brother once as a joke, and it turns out my dad went to take a piss rather than my brother, and lost it.  Got in some trouble for that one.
Oct 15 2008 3:22AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Oct 15 2008 9:51AM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
this is the ultimate plan. if you have a peep hole to the door take it off and come back a few days later if it is still gone. then just start shooting through the peep hole. if your roommate is dumber than my friend he will not get whats going on. God Wes was dumb.
Oct 15 2008 9:57AM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SOOO GOOD


this method gets my vote...

+K for making me laugh at 7:20 in the morning before a Philosophy exam.
Oct 15 2008 10:19AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
crap in his pillow case
Oct 15 2008 10:39AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
did someone on here catch a squirrel, out it in his room and make it look like it chewed through the window screen?
its been done, but the outcome was entertaining
Oct 15 2008 12:14PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
that was dangerous what a psycho. kid couldve split his head open
Oct 15 2008 12:53PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Use your imagination, dude. Wadding Crashers has some good examples.
Oct 15 2008 1:04PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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have really loud and raunchy sex, and say a bunch of nassttyyy stuff

Oct 15 2008 1:17PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
remember that kids sig that was like wipe your butt on his pillow and get caught and yell surprise
Oct 15 2008 1:23PM
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who_cares
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
smear vasoline on the toilet seat, handle, etc.
and although the saran wrap might not work this will:
add 5 packets of gelatin mix to the toilet bowl and wait a few hours for it to solidify.
aka horrible splash back.

also:
remove the toilet lid and look inside.  find the little horizontal plastic tube about a quarter inch in diameter.  turn it outwards and point it towards the front of the tank.  when u put the lid back on make sure the end is poking out, but hidden by the lip of the lid.  when he flushes he will get squirted by the water that was supposed to fill up the tank

for Cars:
make him think he has an oil leak by pouring a little oil under the engine every morning
syphon a little gas from his car every night (u get free gas and he gets confused / pissed)

Miscellaneous:


replace their shoes / clothes with the exact same thing only a size or 2 smaller.
replace their lightbulbs with dimmer ones
move small personal items around this will make them subconsciously have a feeling of unease
move furniture around and tell him its always been that way
remove an item and replace it in a slightly different place after they have spent a ton of time looking for it
give his essays tons of typos and gramatical errors
Oct 15 2008 4:02PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
take a screenshot of his desktop+icons. Then take all the icons on his desktop, and put them in a folder somewhere else on his computer. So now he should have his desktop backround, and no icons(except trash if he has windows). Then set the screenshot you took from earlier as his desktop backround picture. It will look like his normal desktop, except the icons will not be clickable, it will piss him off. bonus points for doing this before he has a big paper
Oct 15 2008 4:39PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
holy shit.  that is fucking hilarious.
Oct 15 2008 4:47PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
coat his shoes in butter, and the inside with fish oil, if he has a car get very light confetti and put it in the windshield defogger and put the vent on full blast, freeze small peices of raw fish and put them in all of his cloaths, shave your pubes and put them in his favorite foods, and above all else pee in his butt
Oct 15 2008 4:59PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
my roommates mom literally sent him over 100 nutri-grain bars. So i unwrapped them all an spread them out under his bedsheets, but you have to even it out between the layers cause he thought i only did under 1 sheet, but nuh uh mothafucka, i spread em out under alll yo sheets.
Oct 15 2008 5:04PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
haha all so good
Oct 15 2008 5:31PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
i've posted this before on here, but i had a friend in college that hated his roomate, so he used to pee a little in his mouthwash every week or so.

no one usually knows how much mouthwash they have in the bottle, so they dont notice it. just don't fill an empty bottle.
Oct 15 2008 5:35PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
hahahah make sure you turn the start bar off too though
Oct 15 2008 5:41PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
steal his car keys
get into his car
while the car is off, turn every switch to on: radio, lights, ect. turn the volume all the way up
when he turns his car on it will just spaz out at him and he'll be pissed
Oct 15 2008 6:03PM
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Bean_Slc
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haha your username makes this really ironic
Oct 15 2008 6:04PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
my threads





  

that one might not work in a dorm room
Oct 15 2008 6:25PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
ahhahaha i love the diet coke one to bad my bro would have to clean it up haha
Oct 15 2008 6:44PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
any more
Oct 15 2008 7:18PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
jizz in the cigaret lighter in his car, when he gose to use it it burns the skeet and smells like doom, plus the smell never ever ever comes out
Oct 15 2008 7:20PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
ewe shiiiiiiiiiiit
haha ill get my bro to fart on his pillow to give him pink eye
Oct 15 2008 7:21PM
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