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Worst/Best way to die.

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PeterNorth
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What would be the worst way to die, and the best way to die?
Oct 14 2008 5:29PM
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jason...
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im going to have to go all scientific with your best, while u picked rowdy drugs acid and E do not mix super well, coke and speed would probably crap out your heart if you were a first timer and the E would do the same since it has amphetamines mixed in with it, weed is just weed fuck it who cares.

ok now me.

Worst - most long lasting saw traps dont look to fun so any one of those, like that one where the person gets they're limbs twisted till the muscle pops, yikes no fun there!

Best - Skiing, but having it not involve pain of freezing to death, not sure how that would work but trust me its the best
Oct 14 2008 11:34PM
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beer.
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I liked that, that's a good one.

I'd say best way would be firing squad, cause it's badass.

none of these worst ways are that bad compared to what's out there.  look up "breaking on the wheel."  it was one of the most common forms of execution in germany in medieval times.  most physicians would probably agree, it is without a doubt the most painful way to die.
Oct 14 2008 11:38PM
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Jwalk
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worst being locked in a furnace/ oven
best skiing off a huge cliff
Oct 14 2008 11:40PM
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PeterNorth
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haha i like this one
Oct 15 2008 1:35AM
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Skibumsmith
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worst for girls - getting your legs tied together while giving birth
Dr. Death the guy that worked for Hitler did that.

worst for guys - death buy buttsex

Best - in your sleep when your 100 years old after landing switch triple corked 1800 mute grab off 500 foot cliff
Oct 15 2008 1:55AM
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ECfreeski3
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hahahaha
this thread is great
Oct 15 2008 12:23PM
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ECfreeski3
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i dont totally understand... theyre tied to a wheel then beaten?

either way the pictures made me sad. humans were (and are, to a lesser degree) so fucked up. i cant imagine what would motivate someone to do that to another person
Oct 15 2008 12:27PM
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Dumont92
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worst = flying ninja sharks with 50 foot bat wings and large talons

best = having sex with 10 hot women and busting on all of them....then dieing...
Oct 15 2008 1:51PM
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DownhillDink
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I like in monty pythons "meaning of life" when the guy chose how he was going to die - be chased off a cliff by hundreds of naked women only to fall directly into your casket
Oct 15 2008 5:58PM
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ChadThundercock
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worst: being hung by your toes salt being put in open wounds, while being tased repetedly, and then having your intestines pulled out through your ass while being forced to play twister.
 
best- playing a long game of beer pong and then on your thousandth cup you were so drunk you ended up passing out and drowning in a plastic dixie cup full of delicious beer :)
Oct 15 2008 10:36PM
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[MEGAMO]
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oh dear god. i hadn't heard of this guy before, and made the mistake of looking him up. most fucked up part is he is still at large
Oct 16 2008 2:13AM
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line1260skier
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worst- space or fire
best- parachute failure
Oct 16 2008 1:16PM
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Reptar.
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worst: Jacking off.
best: Gladiator battle.
Oct 16 2008 2:02PM
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TotallyTrevor
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worst--any of the ways from saw 1

best--when your really old, after living a happy life, to go sky diving and "forget" to open your parachute, but of course you might have a heart attack on the way down since your so old, either way works though

Oct 16 2008 2:39PM
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kgirvan
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worst-aids

best-sleeping
Oct 16 2008 6:40PM
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b-kul
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hell yeah
Oct 16 2008 7:02PM
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Skibumsmith
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Actually I'm pretty sure he died of a heart attack while swimming.
Oct 16 2008 7:05PM
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Sno.
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worst way to die- burning alive
best way to die- happy, quickly, painlessly.
Oct 16 2008 7:06PM
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wev-skis
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best way to die would be surfing in the most perfect barrel at sunset with the nicest view ever for a good 2 minutes and then getting sniped by someone in a boat so you instantly die with no pain.


worst way to die would probally in a really large room with nothing in it but a small rock, and you have to kill your self with the rock or starve or run out of oxygen.
Oct 16 2008 7:15PM
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J-mo44
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best: surrounded by loved ones after a full life

worst: having smartes repeatedly shoved up your nose until you eventually died, or having someone slowly nail a rail road spike into the back of your throat, instead of a hammer using only their hands
Oct 16 2008 7:31PM
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Charles^stevens
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  To ensure Wallace felt the most extreme effects of the sentence, officials made sure William hanged but did not die. While he was still alive, his genitals were cut off with a dull blade. His intestines were cut out and burned in his presence. Only after he had endured torture, beyond human comprehension, was beheaded. After he died, his body was quartered. The body parts were sent to Newcastle, Stirling, Berwick and Perth, as specified in the sentence.



worst= being slowly, and i meen slowly lowered into a pot of boiling water, of somehting nasty thats boiling.
best= after skiing the sickest line ever, Jesus comes down and says sick line, then kills you 
Oct 16 2008 7:53PM
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sk1er
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worst - burning
best - jumping off something huge
Oct 16 2008 8:04PM
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spliff.Life
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worst: bugs eating you
best: Overdosing on heroin or meth or mdma or some shit that makes your dopamine go to like 1000x its normal level
Oct 16 2008 8:06PM
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orange.
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worst way: imploding

Best way: imploding
Oct 16 2008 9:38PM
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