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Worst/Best way to die.

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PeterNorth
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 1,256
What would be the worst way to die, and the best way to die?
Oct 14 2008 5:29PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
worst way to die would be sliding down a 50-foot razor blaze trying to us your balls as brakes.
best way to die would be doing something you love.
Oct 14 2008 5:31PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
worst way=over dose on prozaq
best way=10 hour long headstand
Oct 14 2008 5:34PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
I would say the best way would be dying while getting dome. The worst way would be dying while giving dome.
Oct 14 2008 5:34PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
worst way- for sure- being naked in a really small, completely blank room, but with a lasting air supply. just imagine waking up in there, not knowing what the fuck is going on. should you wait for rescue? how long will you wait? should you try to kill yourself to avoid starving to death? but with what? now thats some hard to decide shit. as for best, id have to say drowning in a vat of either chocolate fudge sauce or nacho cheez. toughie.
Oct 14 2008 5:40PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Worst Way: being sliced to pieces by a 7-foot tall preying mantis.


Best Way: being sliced to pieces by a 7-foot tall preying mantis.
Oct 14 2008 5:42PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
Worst: Being forced to drink liquid nitrogen until you froze from the inside out...brrr
Best: Either peacefully surrounded by loved ones after living a full and wonderful life...or in a cage fight with the kool-aid man or the kraft mac n' cheese dinosaur.
Oct 14 2008 5:49PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
worst: getting long cuts with a razorblade across your body untill you finaly die or getting buried in an avalanche
best: a painless heart attack while banging jessica alba....
Oct 14 2008 5:50PM
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MikeWalsh
Posts: 486 - Karma: 13
Worst: Haveing your intestines pulled out and left to lie on your stomach untill you die however many hours later.
Best: Droping a huge cliff on your skis so as you break all the bones in your body but on the way down you do the steezyest 180 ever seen!
Oct 14 2008 6:01PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,497
worst way: drowning in firey water.

best way: in your death bed right before you tell someone where the treasure is hidden
Oct 14 2008 6:04PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
worst - death by fire
best- saving another person's life
Oct 14 2008 6:07PM
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BASS_PRO_SHOP
Posts: 1519 - Karma: 52
this thread doesnt make sense. i cant die.
Oct 14 2008 6:14PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
Would you like to test this out? Ooooohhhh
Oct 14 2008 6:18PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
worst way: no helmet in space. assuming you are in sunlight, you would be burning alive due to the unprotected radiation from the sun, while suffocating, while your blood boils due to the low pressure and the oxygen coming out of solution, while all of your soft tissue freezes.

best way: sudden unexpected decapitation
Oct 14 2008 6:20PM
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horner
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 1,578
I remember hearing somewhere that it would take about 3 minutes to die in space.  That would suck.


Worst: Waking up in a box buried deep in the ground, you cannot move at all, you slowly suffocate.  That to me would be so incredibly scary knowing that your death will be slow and you cannot stop it.  And you have to deal with the fact that you are confined to a small space until you die.

Best: 90 years old, fall asleep and don't wake up.  No health conditions, just old age.
Oct 14 2008 6:28PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
would you like to kill someone?
Oct 14 2008 6:31PM
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dodgeridge*rider
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 25
worst way= being forced to swallow sand paper

best way= getting head on a chairlift then busting in your face right before you fall off and land switch on a steep ak line then perfectly stomping a zero spin off a 75 foot cliff. but then you have a crazy heartattack that you cant feel because its really cold out and your body is numb
then that girl who you busted you load on dies to and you too have sex in heaven(oh and her name is jessica beil)
Oct 14 2008 6:33PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
Worst- spontaneous human combustion

Best- anything heroic
Oct 14 2008 6:34PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 416
best way-doing a gainer off that massive waterfall in planet earth, its in argentina.
Oct 14 2008 6:36PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
LOLED everywhere after reading that
Oct 14 2008 6:41PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
worst way: being eaten alive by fire ants

best way: freezing to death
Oct 14 2008 6:44PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 482
Worst Way: Choking on a leaf. Means that Tree made you its bitch.

Best way: Being thrown flaming from a plane into New York rush hour traffic trailing long banners of gay porn.
Oct 14 2008 6:59PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
worst way:somthing slow, knowing that your dying
best: having no idea that your dying (in your sleep etc) or skiing
Oct 14 2008 7:20PM
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nickman
Posts: 804 - Karma: 10
Worst: Giant fucking microave.
Best:Catapulted into the sun.
Oct 14 2008 7:21PM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
Best way: Dying while youre making love, right after busting your nut.

Worst way: dying of an heart attack because the one you made love with just died on you.

for those you gotta be really old tho.
Oct 14 2008 7:21PM
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mogulman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 21
Best Way: Dying of natural causes at 90+ yrs old, after a long and fulfilling life.


Worst Way: Dying of natural or unnatural causes too early in life.
Oct 14 2008 7:33PM
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sol.
Posts: 231 - Karma: 181
Worst Way : Drowning

Best Way : dying while you're asleep
Oct 14 2008 7:42PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
worst way: mattresses verrrrry slowly and gradual getting closer together around you until you are squeezed to death.

best way: overrated frontflip off bc booter head first into a tree so you die instantly
Oct 14 2008 7:45PM
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6XLGroup
Posts: 174 - Karma: 61
best way= hiring a prostitute to your old age home, downing a bottle of viagra and dying in one last crazy orgasm

worst way= trying to seduce the nurse in the same old age home, taking a whole bottle of viagra, then being confronted by the nurses beefy boyfriend, who rips ur hard weener off and shoves it up your wrinkled butt, killing you in one last anul-induced orgasm

moral= be careful who you choose

Oct 14 2008 7:51PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
wow, just noticed my typos... *blade* instead of blaze, *use* instead of us
Oct 14 2008 7:52PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
Same here haha.

I heard freezing to death is a good way because you get really warm right before you die.
Oct 14 2008 7:52PM
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doublexl
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getting cheese grated to death would suck...
Oct 14 2008 7:57PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
worst: how william wallace died, look it up
best: five point killer punch from kill bill after you dominated some ninjas
Oct 14 2008 7:58PM
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6XLGroup
Posts: 174 - Karma: 61
haha this is one of the best threads iv seen in awile its making me crack up
Oct 14 2008 7:59PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
what if you die while saving someone from a fire?
but really being burned to death would be shit, cause you breathe in and fire burns the inside of your lungs and you cant breathe anymore or something, so your choking trying to breathe while getting your skin melted off and your eyes are frying in your head, yeah thats probably the worst.

the best way would probably be in your sleep after a fulfilling life lol
Oct 14 2008 8:34PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
a friend of yours was pissed.
Oct 14 2008 8:36PM
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Corben
Posts: 710 - Karma: 49
lou gharegs disease isnt that creative but it would suckass
Oct 14 2008 8:40PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
worst: being stabbed to death with a spoon while hung over

best(or at least the easiest IMO): OD on painkillers
Oct 14 2008 8:54PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
worst way: rosie odonnald

best way: snowboarding down Mt Everest with an oxygen tank filled with pure thc
Oct 14 2008 8:55PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
worst:  barreied alive
best: too much sex?
Oct 14 2008 8:59PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
worst way to kill yourself is tylenol. dont try it.
Oct 14 2008 9:27PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
Wouldn't really kill you but how painful would this be. Put a nail in between your toenail and toe and kick a wall.

Figured it kindof applied here.
Oct 14 2008 9:36PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
worst: burning to death. seriously, this has to be the worst.

best: jumping out of a plane while having sex with jessica alba in mid air on a bluebird day, while high on acid, coke, speed, and E. and weed.
Oct 14 2008 9:41PM
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rvca
Posts: 311 - Karma: 13
worst- tickled to death (that would suck)

best- something really gnarly that would make people think "that person was real gnarly"
Oct 14 2008 9:42PM
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the420skier
Posts: 569 - Karma: 11
remember no matter how bad it hurts it something in life that you will only do once and it can hit at any time, painful or not it's still gonna never happen again and you will feel no pain afterwords.

so my question to you is wouldn't you want to take advantage of this first and only thing you'll ever do, or would you just let is slip away and never experience it?


as for me i would like to experience it, maybe not in a horrible way like getting burned alive, or drowning,
but maybe falling to my death, or heart attack laying in my death bed smoking a J ready for it to hit!
Oct 14 2008 9:43PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
wow. I actually grimaced when i imagined that
Oct 14 2008 9:47PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
hey i'm not gonna lie i wasn't ready for that one. but like think about back draft (badass movie) when bull died thats more what i was thinking. kurt russell is ba in that movie
Oct 14 2008 9:49PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
ye a really good way of torturing people is ripping out their nails


just throwin that out there
Oct 14 2008 10:59PM
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spidey
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
haha
Oct 14 2008 11:15PM
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Skierchuck
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Best way: Dying while having sex.
Worst way: You are tied naked to a chair with a hole right under you're asshole and a pole slowly raise under you.
Oct 14 2008 11:23PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
best: heart attack while skiing (when your old) or in your sleep

worse: burning alive or its always a scary thinking what if people think your dead but your not your like in coma or something and they bury you alive!! that would definitely be the worse.
Oct 14 2008 11:30PM
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