Replying to Teachers Knowing When Your Stoned

So before school today i got complety ripped with my gf an friend. We walk into school an all i can smell is straight Chronic an Cigarette. Get a couple squirts of curve an go into my first mod class which is spanish. Sittin there stoned as fuck but a lil paranoid my teacher says to me, Ryan do you wear contacts or glasses. I say um no why an of course she says well it just looks like your a lil chink eyed today. My stomach Drops an i had no clue to say. So finally i say um i have a problem with seeing things at long distance. Got out of everything but it could of ended up prtty bad.
 

Just thought i would share my story since im sittin in second mod ripped as fuck