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i told my boyfriend

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joei
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this had to be one of the smartest things ive ever done...my boyfriend was being a little emoass bitch and i decided that i needed to break up with him, instead of the traditional breaking up (i didnt want to do this because he would have an emotional breakdown) so i told him that i was very very very prude (which isnt true) and he belived me and then he told me it was useless being with me...im broken up with him and he found out my plan and thinks im a bitch...its really special


but its a good day

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Nov 5 2003 2:23PM
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five0
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good plan....lets hope he gets hit by a car
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Nov 5 2003 2:27PM
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five0
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good plan....lets hope he gets hit by a car
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Nov 5 2003 2:27PM
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joei
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if you knew the old boyfriend, you would personally do it

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Nov 5 2003 2:32PM
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Bangor
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hahaah, so cruel you had to repeat yourself!
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Nov 5 2003 2:33PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahaha Jo. Well done. I was waiting for you to break up with him, damn


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Nov 5 2003 2:36PM
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joei
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yes me too


and if anyone on this site knows him, then hopefully you will laugh with me in spite of his gullibility
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Nov 5 2003 2:37PM
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icecreamsandwich
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by 'emoass bitch' what do you mean? what does being an 'emoass bitch' include?


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Nov 5 2003 2:39PM
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joei
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well basically, he was a complainer, a whiner, an emotional diaster and couldnt take no for an answer
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Nov 5 2003 2:40PM
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flatspinner
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so it sounds like he's going to be messed up for quite a while now. Just think, now he's going to think he's a prude and have sex with endless women because he 'not being prudish'.....congrats, look at what you have created


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Nov 5 2003 2:47PM
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joei
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if you knew this kid, you would have too, he was one of the flamer types
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Nov 5 2003 2:50PM
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Lateralis
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you fucked him tho?


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Nov 5 2003 2:51PM
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joei
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he was a tiny man...
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Nov 5 2003 2:51PM
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flatspinner
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so he was on fire eh? that sucks, guys like that are stupid...'get in touch with your feminine side, and get castrated'


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Nov 5 2003 2:51PM
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Lateralis
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bhaahahahah a tiny man, thats great


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Nov 5 2003 2:53PM
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BrodyLeven
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broke up with you cuz you're prude, wow, what a cool kid.


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Nov 5 2003 2:54PM
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flatspinner
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no wonder why he's a flamer


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Nov 5 2003 2:54PM
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joei
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but the thing is, i made it up, im not prude, i wanted to see his reaction

he had a catfight within his girly body
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Nov 5 2003 2:55PM
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Lanemeyers
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He is probably going to sleep with some of your good friends.....

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Nov 5 2003 2:59PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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^And she probably won't care


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Nov 5 2003 3:15PM
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aoe
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I didnt know what you were trying to say so i looked it up..

prude

\Prude\, n. F., prudish, originally, discreet, modest; shortened from OF. prudefeme, preudefeme, a discreet or excellent woman; OF. preu, prou, excellent, brave + de of + fete woman. See Prow, a., Prowess. A woman of affected modesty, reserve, or coyness; one who is overscrupulous or sensitive; one who affects extraordinary prudence in conduct and speech.

Less modest than the speech of prudes. --Swift.


Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.


prude

n : a person excessively concerned about propriety and decorum syn: puritan


Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University


prude

prude: in CancerWEB's On-line Medical Dictionary







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Nov 5 2003 3:17PM
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Lanemeyers
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Oh I think she would care....

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Nov 5 2003 3:25PM
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1212j5j5
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yeah.,.. prude? waht?
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Nov 5 2003 3:28PM
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anomericas
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Amazing... Simply amazing.

The weird thing is that I've actually heard of someone doing that before.
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Nov 5 2003 3:58PM
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K_2
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I didn't get anything from that definition.


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Nov 5 2003 4:55PM
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joei
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lanemeyers, i wouldnt care

and second, you took way too much time to look up that definition...prude means you dont do anything sexually...

by the way, that isnt true
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Nov 6 2003 7:26AM
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Lanemeyers
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Prude's initial meaning is not one of sex.... This thread makes you look like a piece of shit. Go girl power....poor guy...

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Nov 6 2003 8:27AM
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joei
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yay! piece of shit...whoo hooo

again, i dont care
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