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The big lebowski

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drastic_
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god damn hilarious, shut the fuck up donny, your out of your element

Is there another word for synonym?
Nov 5 2003 10:46AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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One of the best movies ever!
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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
Nov 5 2003 12:21PM
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deeznutz
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Definatley one of the best movies ever made. It gets better with every viewing


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Nov 5 2003 1:06PM
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Mike-O
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I expected a little better but it is great. 'Aww...not on the rug,man...'
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Nov 5 2003 1:55PM
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Jrich23
Posts: 481 - Karma: 10
Easily one of the best movies in the last 10 years
Nov 5 2003 2:38PM
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huckasaurus
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El duderino is the man, I wish I had a Ralphs card as my only form of ID.
Nov 5 2003 3:41PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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one of the best ever, yes. but i hate when people who have seen it once try to quote from it and fuck up. I've seen it at least 35 times...no joke

concept108 is a fag
Nov 5 2003 6:12PM
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Nickskier
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my favorite is when he's scattering the ashes, and they're all blowing right back into the dudes face
Nov 5 2003 8:25PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

you think the carpet pissers did this?


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 5 2003 8:50PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass

you think the carpet pissers did this?


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 5 2003 8:51PM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
8 year olds dude...8 year olds
Nov 6 2003 4:25PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
im gonna go find a cash machine

were nihilists. yeah, we'll cut off your johnson


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 6 2003 10:22PM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
Hahaha, good quotes boys. That movie is fucking hilarious.

'Not on the rug, man!'

'Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.'

'Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man...'

'You ever hear of the Seattle Seven? That was me. And, um, six other guys.'

'She owes money all over town, to known pornographers, and that's cool...that's cool...'

'Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.'

'Hey, hey, careful man! There's a beverage here!'






Nov 7 2003 4:42PM
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chris_01
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we are showing it as a fundraiser for the bowling club my friends started at school, its a classic
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Nov 7 2003 6:38PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
new shit has come to light, man


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 8 2003 10:43AM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
'This is not Nam, there are rules'




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Nov 8 2003 11:33AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
'This is a private residence, man.'

While the nihilist is beating the crap out of his stereo with a cricket bat. As if the guy should be doing that in a public place...i love it.

concept108 is a fag
Nov 8 2003 11:25PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
Wuuu peed on my rug.

whats in this? my dirty whites man.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Nov 9 2003 1:51AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
'nice marmot'


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^Rowen^

Grinding planetary rings would be incredibly difficult, not the least for which because there is no surface per se to slide on, and the collisions of the pieces of asteroid, dust and ice in the ring would make an environment that would not be pleasant. Your blood would first boil in the vacuum of space, leaving you so incapacitated that you could not maintain sufficient balance if there was a surface to grind, and then the temperature would freeze your skin, shatter your eardrums and sever your optical nerves because your watery eyeballs would freeze and then shatter. In the next split second, hundreds of particles of dust, ice and rock smaller than the size of this comma ',' would rip through your ski coat and body, instantly killing you. Your body would then still float about getting cut to shreds by the fragments until it is crushed between two colliding pieces of debris, eg two asteroids within the ring, which would grind your frozen body and regrettably snap your boards, boots and bindings, into dust to float around and become part of the massive debris fields that are the rings of Jupiter.
Nov 9 2003 3:27AM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
yeah, the CCR fits with that part so fucking perfectly. go coens!


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 9 2003 10:59PM
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(ski)
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 10
ya, well thats just like, your opinion man
Nov 10 2003 2:50AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
this is what im talking about:

'my dirty whites man.'

should read

'my dirty undies dude, the whites.'

concept108 is a fag
Nov 10 2003 10:28AM
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ottoponto
Posts: 295 - Karma: 28
There's so many hilarious lines to be repeated, and they're actually funny as hell.

shut the fuck up donny
Dec 26 2004 6:50PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
nobody fucks with the jesus

Im now Libertarian.

And sexy as hell.

Dec 26 2004 7:14PM
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fizzlefry
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haha greatest movie ever.
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Dec 26 2004 9:27PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
really good , change your icon , ive had this sence my old name



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Dec 26 2004 9:43PM
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Mike2.0
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 10
Very good movie.
Dec 27 2004 9:38AM
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johhnn
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 34
yeh pretty funny flick



See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Dec 28 2004 6:29AM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
yeah its a good one..



'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
Dec 28 2004 8:54AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
hahah when they pull the bowling ball out of the bag and ask what it is.
'Obviously you've never golfed'
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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
Dec 28 2004 2:02PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
one my favorite films.i now

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 28 2004 7:04PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
the germans are hilarious.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 28 2004 7:05PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
^^**i now luv white russians.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 28 2004 7:09PM
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skihillraod
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 45
is this your homework larry?
is this your homework.....
do you see what happens larry?
do you see whar happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.....
Dec 29 2004 2:24AM
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topher40
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her life was in your hands Dude
Dec 29 2004 2:03PM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 11
haha one of the best movies ever for sure!!
FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

Dec 30 2004 9:12AM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
im the dude man...







IRON LUNG

# Six Zero Six Seven
Jan 1 2005 11:06AM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
this act of aggression will not stand man



Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Jan 1 2005 5:52PM
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FORmant
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I never roll without mah uzi !11111111 hehehehe
Jan 3 2005 10:30AM
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funkdoc
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 474
Vietnam
To become a real killer on the dance floor, you have to practice everyday...
Jan 4 2005 11:58AM
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fattyskier
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
'when do we play?' - Larry

'Saturday' - Donny

'Well we have to reschedule, whos in charge of scheduling?' - Larry

'Uhhh... Burkhalter' - Donny

'I told that Kraut fucker a million fucking times i dont roll on saturday.' - Larry

'Why dont you roll on saturday Larry?' - Donny

'Im Shomer Shabas donny, and saturday is the day of rest.' - Larry.


alot of tlaking occurs but its all topped off by 'Shomer fucking shabas!'

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
Jan 4 2005 3:06PM
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funkdoc
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 474
hahahahhaha
To become a real killer on the dance floor, you have to practice everyday...
Jan 4 2005 3:35PM
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skibum®
Posts: 520 - Karma: 13
' IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY'
' We know its his fuckin homework man'
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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
Jan 5 2005 7:42PM
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fattyskier
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
'Im not taking him bowling dude, im not renting him shoes, hes not taking your turn, he wont drink your beer... and besides this dog has papers, if i leave him at home his hair is going to fall out.'

'Bu... but they're going to kill that poor woman man.'

'THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOOOOR WOMAN. THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOOOOR WOMAN.'
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I want my penis to employ more people than Microsoft.' - Some kid
Jan 5 2005 9:34PM
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